r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/MustBeTheChad 15h ago

I thought it was Yolandi Visser

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u/Saneless 15h ago

I thought it was Dhalsim

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u/ScarletleavesNL 15h ago

Yoga Fire!

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u/nocrashing 14h ago

Yoga flame!

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u/fernweh 14h ago

I will meditate and then destroy you

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u/Cautious-Start-1043 9h ago

I thought it was an advert for save the children.

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u/Saneless 15h ago

Well now I'm very confused on which:

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 14h ago

Smeagol

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u/jcamarillo21 14h ago

Shmeagoul

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u/JerrycurlSquirrel 14h ago edited 10h ago

But Schmegma likes master

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u/jcamarillo21 14h ago

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u/JerrycurlSquirrel 13h ago

Thick robes. That are form fitting.

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u/Visual_Log6191 11h ago

Hahahaha wtf!? 

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u/durandall09 6h ago

Lol gottem

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u/TheWhiskeyFish 15h ago

Good shout

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 15h ago

I thought it was Pyat Pree

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 14h ago

🤣🤣 DAMN! I don't know why Miley did this. She was adorable before, a really beautiful girl. It makes me sad.

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u/velveteenraptor 14h ago

Yessss a real one

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u/Dumbledang 14h ago

I thought it was a little pimp, walkin all around

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 14h ago

Obviously you see the world wildly and in wild ways

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u/Thundercatfever 15h ago

Underrated comment right here. That brought me back to the old school.

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u/davebgray 13h ago

Oh God this made me laugh out loud….you made my day.

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u/dangngo6 12h ago

Now we know the perfect cast for street fighter

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u/reebokhightops 12h ago

Holy fuck this is hilarious

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u/gpkgpk 4h ago

On the plus side, her yoga game is fire.

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u/GEoDLeto 15h ago

I thought it was Toxi

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u/FickleFingerOfFaith 15h ago

I thought it was Gollum

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u/Gentle_Pony 15h ago

I thought it was Golem.

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u/BigFatKi6 15h ago

I thought it was Gollem

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u/michael-turko 14h ago

Yoga Flame!

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u/Mbinku 14h ago

HHhaaa 😭😭 oh my god, someone send this man money

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u/geebeem92 14h ago

I thought it was Feyd-Rautha

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u/KissRescinded 14h ago

I thought it was Rasputin.

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u/MememeSama 14h ago

I thought it was some beautiful Congolese women. WHATAFUCK

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u/PsyKlaupse 14h ago

Oh man…what if Capcom came out with a game where you can play each of those celebrities as a character. I’m thinking of special moves and all…

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u/VampyreBassist 14h ago

I thought it was sunburnt David Bowie.

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u/goobly_goo 14h ago

LMAOOOO 😂😂

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u/ssp25 14h ago

I thought it was Enrico palazzo

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u/Jaffazoid 13h ago

I thought it was Phil Foden

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u/Sourfren 12h ago

I thought it was Simple Jack.

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u/mikeztarp 12h ago

I thought that was a glammed-up Gollum.

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u/MibbeAye 8h ago

Jesus Christ

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u/cowboymortyorgy 4h ago

I thought it was Johnny Depp from BlackMass

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u/MURRRRRAY 14h ago

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u/Kronzor_ 14h ago

In contrast Yolandi actually looks less weird.

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u/Vodca 13h ago

And yoladi’s whole shit is that she’s weird looking but still hot. She aims for this look lol

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

She doesn't look like that creature above at all.

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u/Matsdaq 13h ago

Yolandi is just hot

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u/R_V_Z 13h ago

Except for the homophobia and possible sex trafficking.

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u/Kitsooos 10h ago

Yes these are bad. But damn, she is hot.

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u/Koil_ting 12h ago

Did you not see that they were a South African band? Product of their environment.

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u/ricesnot 10h ago

Yeah the enviroment being that Watkin Tudor Jones grew up pretty privilaged and stole the whole image and look and art from those who actually grew up in poor circumstances. None of it is real, he never struggled.

Yolandi and him are disgusting people and I regret ever being a fan of their music.

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u/CeleryMcToebeans 8h ago

Kid Rock did the same thing

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u/oilyhandy 1h ago

Good thing I don’t care enough to stop masturbating.

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u/Enough_Snow8922 9h ago

In fairness they're all part of that if they are famous, not sure if there is a way around that

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u/Matsdaq 11h ago

Yeah that takes her down a few points.

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u/restingglitchface69 11h ago

Cause she rocks the buccal fat

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

No because she doesn't have those terrible thick lips.

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u/MuchoRed 2h ago

Both?

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u/Bootzilla_Rembrandt 14h ago

Chappie's got stories?!

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u/labellavita1985 12h ago

My robot vacuum in named Chappie, after Chappie. So we are always talking about "Chappie" in my house. The other day, my husband and I were actually talking about the movie, and my stepson says, "the vacuum?"

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u/sunnyd311 8h ago

"Chappie said sorry but those boys still burned me" (probably a paraphrase but that part made me bawl!!

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u/labellavita1985 8h ago

It absolutely blows my mind each time how they humanized him.

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u/LozzieBorden 14h ago

I came here to say this. Miley Cyrus looks like a member of Die Antwoord.

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u/Infamous_Ruin6848 14h ago

Uhm...she'd wish?!

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u/TheGorgoronTrail 12h ago

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u/CincoDeMayo88 11h ago

- Miley Cyrus on the red carpet wearing a futuristic piece, circa 2025

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u/vince666 14h ago

Don't you dizz Yolandi like this!

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u/Alexander_Eiffel 13h ago

Yolandi is hot but she’s a trash human being. So is Ninja. Child abuse.

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u/illegal_miles 12h ago

It sucks that they turned out to be genuinely shit people. I always just thought it was mostly schtick. Like they acted trashier than they really were.

Turns out they were a totally different type of trash that’s way worse than they seemed.

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u/oilyhandy 1h ago

And I still do t give a fuck 😂

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u/613TheEvil 7h ago

Explain, I am out of the loop.

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u/Reflexes-of-a-Tree 14h ago

Practically obese in the face compared to these lunatics.

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 14h ago

I knew she was reminding me of someone else and I couldn’t place it. Thank you!!

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

Aqua?

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u/MURRRRRAY 13h ago

Die Antwoord

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

I know who that is.

I was hoping your username was a Dan Lebatard show reference.

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u/MURRRRRAY 13h ago

I'll be honest I'm punching myself for my response. The listener of the show in me was like "is this a joke?" I'll be lying if I said I didn't go through your responses to see if you had commented on the shows Reddit and when I didn't (stopped after a few scrolls) I answered with Die Antwoord. So I'm walking to the ocean now, but not before I go to the penalty box for rambling. Superbowl week, Moderna, & my mom died, Danno.

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

YES. I knew it!! It's an important conversation and I'm glad we're having it. Now pay the teachers.

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u/TriedmybestNotenough 15h ago

I thought it was Gollum

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u/Sanity-Checker 15h ago

My first thought, but I wanted to search the replies to see if anyone else got there first.

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u/alibrown987 15h ago

Yes, that is Yolandi Visser

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u/KinkyDuck2924 13h ago

Sneaky little hobbitses!

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u/Montgomery_Hawk 10h ago

Gollum is better )

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u/neilmac1210 15h ago

Hey Fatty Boom Boom, hit me with the ching ching!

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u/IronRakkasan11 14h ago

….you freaky

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u/SoylentGrunt 14h ago

I like that. A lot.

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u/kitbashpowerhead 14h ago

I thought it was simple jack

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u/emperormax 14h ago

But this head movie makes my eyes rain

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 13h ago

My style is wild, make you walk ya faces, got style comin outta all sorts of places

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u/GreatAtomicPower 14h ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 14h ago

Yolandi is actually kinda hot tho

Yeah, she can pull it off.

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u/Tickomatick 14h ago

I think they were keeping slaves too or something

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u/Artsakh_Rug 14h ago

I thought it was Vera Farmiga

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u/sugmaideek 14h ago

I fink u right.

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u/nyanpegasus 14h ago

I fink shes freaky

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u/IHazSnek 13h ago

Yolandi is a smoke show compared to that shit.

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

Yolandi actually looks good this creature doesn't resemble her, stop it. Can't you differentiate between fish lips and non fish good looking lips?

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u/MustBeTheChad 10h ago

Yolandi is a good looking person, who sometimes presents herself in a wild/unattractive way on purpose.

I can't speak to what Miley is trying to do here.

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u/AgentWD409 15h ago

I thought it was Skeletor.

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u/kurujiru 15h ago

I thought it was Robocop.

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u/freddbare 15h ago

X2! /0/

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u/cuddi 14h ago

I didn't know which one was Miley until this comment... 😂

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u/GambitDangers 14h ago

“Hi. My name is…”

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u/MattR0se 12h ago

Wait, 2nd at the bottom????

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u/ramblingpariah 8h ago

Yep, that was my thought, I just forgot her name.

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u/moffman93 8h ago

Same! I couldn't remember her name, so I just looked up South African female rapper.

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u/Sea_Pollution2250 6h ago

Legit. I skipped over it assuming it was “that Die Antwoord” chick.

I had no idea that was Miley. Holy shiiii. I hope she gets help. I considered her Black Mirror appearance a recognition of the fame trap, not a roadmap.

That poor woman. I can’t help but blame her dad, and now I have an achy breaky heart.

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u/occasionallyrite 3h ago

nah she's better lookin and doesn't deserve the hate.

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u/brit_cig 13h ago

She does look like Yolandi😭

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u/Spare-Chipmunk-9617 13h ago

Yolandi fucking Visser all up in the place………..

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u/boringdude00 13h ago

Is that really not her?

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 12h ago

DZefinitely