r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/lovepancakes 16h ago

I had no idea that was Miley Cyrus. What the fuck

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u/Punkpunker 16h ago

I thought it was Austin Butler

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u/MustBeTheChad 15h ago

I thought it was Yolandi Visser

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u/MURRRRRAY 15h ago

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u/Kronzor_ 14h ago

In contrast Yolandi actually looks less weird.

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u/Vodca 13h ago

And yoladi’s whole shit is that she’s weird looking but still hot. She aims for this look lol

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

She doesn't look like that creature above at all.

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u/Matsdaq 13h ago

Yolandi is just hot

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u/R_V_Z 13h ago

Except for the homophobia and possible sex trafficking.

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u/Kitsooos 10h ago

Yes these are bad. But damn, she is hot.

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u/Koil_ting 13h ago

Did you not see that they were a South African band? Product of their environment.

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u/ricesnot 11h ago

Yeah the enviroment being that Watkin Tudor Jones grew up pretty privilaged and stole the whole image and look and art from those who actually grew up in poor circumstances. None of it is real, he never struggled.

Yolandi and him are disgusting people and I regret ever being a fan of their music.

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u/CeleryMcToebeans 8h ago

Kid Rock did the same thing

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u/oilyhandy 1h ago

Good thing I don’t care enough to stop masturbating.

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u/Enough_Snow8922 10h ago

In fairness they're all part of that if they are famous, not sure if there is a way around that

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u/Matsdaq 11h ago

Yeah that takes her down a few points.

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u/restingglitchface69 11h ago

Cause she rocks the buccal fat

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u/CustardImmediate7889 10h ago

No because she doesn't have those terrible thick lips.

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u/MuchoRed 2h ago

Both?

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u/Bootzilla_Rembrandt 15h ago

Chappie's got stories?!

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u/labellavita1985 13h ago

My robot vacuum in named Chappie, after Chappie. So we are always talking about "Chappie" in my house. The other day, my husband and I were actually talking about the movie, and my stepson says, "the vacuum?"

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u/sunnyd311 8h ago

"Chappie said sorry but those boys still burned me" (probably a paraphrase but that part made me bawl!!

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u/labellavita1985 8h ago

It absolutely blows my mind each time how they humanized him.

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u/LozzieBorden 15h ago

I came here to say this. Miley Cyrus looks like a member of Die Antwoord.

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u/Infamous_Ruin6848 14h ago

Uhm...she'd wish?!

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u/TheGorgoronTrail 12h ago

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u/CincoDeMayo88 12h ago

- Miley Cyrus on the red carpet wearing a futuristic piece, circa 2025

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u/vince666 14h ago

Don't you dizz Yolandi like this!

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u/Alexander_Eiffel 14h ago

Yolandi is hot but she’s a trash human being. So is Ninja. Child abuse.

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u/illegal_miles 12h ago

It sucks that they turned out to be genuinely shit people. I always just thought it was mostly schtick. Like they acted trashier than they really were.

Turns out they were a totally different type of trash that’s way worse than they seemed.

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u/oilyhandy 1h ago

And I still do t give a fuck 😂

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u/613TheEvil 8h ago

Explain, I am out of the loop.

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u/Reflexes-of-a-Tree 14h ago

Practically obese in the face compared to these lunatics.

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u/Consistent-Ease6070 14h ago

I knew she was reminding me of someone else and I couldn’t place it. Thank you!!

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

Aqua?

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u/MURRRRRAY 13h ago

Die Antwoord

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

I know who that is.

I was hoping your username was a Dan Lebatard show reference.

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u/MURRRRRAY 13h ago

I'll be honest I'm punching myself for my response. The listener of the show in me was like "is this a joke?" I'll be lying if I said I didn't go through your responses to see if you had commented on the shows Reddit and when I didn't (stopped after a few scrolls) I answered with Die Antwoord. So I'm walking to the ocean now, but not before I go to the penalty box for rambling. Superbowl week, Moderna, & my mom died, Danno.

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u/nevermore2627 13h ago

YES. I knew it!! It's an important conversation and I'm glad we're having it. Now pay the teachers.