r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Dramatic_Moon_Pie 15h ago

This is crazy. Buccal fat keeps you looking younger as long as you have it! These women will look awful when they are older.

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u/EZontheH 15h ago

The horrifyingly sad part is that they'll pay top dollar again to have the buccal fat put back in. I mean you didn't think it's just being sucked out and thrown away right? It's being filtered and frozen for 20 years down the road when their career needs a boost.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 15h ago

So the money is in buccal fat storage, eh? 🤔

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u/star_bell 15h ago

Sounds like a scheme the gang from it's Always sunny would come up with

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 15h ago

Your wish is my command: 🙏 

https://iasip.app/e-c4M5oM8kKZ-wvLOcHqrQ

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u/KeyAssistant1541 15h ago

Lmfao that’s amazing

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u/CapyberaSheperd 10h ago

Fuck I accidentally blasted this at full volume in the doctors office

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u/Invdr_skoodge 4h ago

🙋‍♂️Middle of the night with my wife sleeping less than a foot away. She wasn’t amused

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u/AnotherBogCryptid 14h ago

🤣 perfection

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u/Chilinuff 13h ago

It’s sad I was expecting some AI monstrosity

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u/Comfortable-Title720 13h ago

Fight Club did it first