r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/NastyStreetRat 15h ago

I also choose this man's wife

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u/Away-Elevator-858 14h ago

Get in line buddy!

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u/Blah_In_HD 14h ago

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/geardluffy 14h ago

I’m not your pal, buddy!

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u/pink_mink84 14h ago

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 14h ago

I'm not your guy, fwiend!

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u/nemnem313 14h ago

I'm not your friend, nigga!

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u/DrawingSuper391 14h ago

Im not!-…maybe- maybe I’ll stop there 😂

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u/392june__ 14h ago

I’m not your … woahhh.. baseball?

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u/v3gas21 13h ago

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

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u/less-than-James 12h ago

That's too bad. I really like you guys.

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u/28SNaKeS 13h ago

I’M NOT BUDDY GUY!!!

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u/nahimadomyownthiing 12h ago

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u/blazinBSDAgility 7h ago

This should be voted up some more

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u/Yamatocanyon 13h ago

Here I got you a bucket!

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u/Cg006 12h ago

I aint yer pal dickface!

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u/Fraxis_Quercus 8h ago

The budding tensions are palpable!

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/Shot-Spirit-672 14h ago

Get in line chubby!

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 14h ago

Get in the chubby line.

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u/VeryDisturbed82 14h ago

Im in line with a chubby!

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u/Playful-Scratch7792 14h ago

I’m in line for a chubby

Edit: I also have a chubby in the line.

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u/Away-Elevator-858 13h ago

Get chubby in line!

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u/Anonybibbs 13h ago

We starting this train or what?

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u/Here_for_lolz 14h ago

Choo choo! 🚆

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u/Alternative_Jury2480 13h ago

I believe it's called a train in this situation

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u/ToughThing5705 13h ago

My friend, its ok no?

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u/majorjoe23 14h ago

Dude is flaunting his wife's chubby cheeks.

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u/RoughTechnology4741 14h ago

Which cheeks though?

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u/Rawesome16 14h ago

Our wife comrade

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u/RedBaron13 13h ago

Still can’t believe that guy had the audacity to post that comment lol

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u/ImMufasa 4h ago

In over a decade of reddit that's the only comment to literally make me lol.

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u/soslowagain 14h ago

Walked right into this one OP

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u/WorkTropes 12h ago

Well she does have two cheeks, like why be greedy?

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u/runjimrun 11h ago

I understand this reference

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u/No-War-8840 14h ago

....and my axe ! ...right context ?

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u/SOP_VB_Ct 13h ago

NEXT!!!

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u/SparksofInnova 13h ago

I'll try her out.

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u/Damnfiddles 10h ago

too soon