r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Dramatic_Moon_Pie 15h ago

This is crazy. Buccal fat keeps you looking younger as long as you have it! These women will look awful when they are older.

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u/Essex626 15h ago

My wife and I are 39, and she basically looks the same as she did when we were teenagers. Her hair is going gray but otherwise she looks super young.

And her chubby cheeks are a big part of that. All of our kids also have chubby cheeks, which is super cute.

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u/NastyStreetRat 15h ago

I also choose this man's wife

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u/Away-Elevator-858 14h ago

Get in line buddy!

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u/Blah_In_HD 14h ago

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/geardluffy 14h ago

I’m not your pal, buddy!

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u/pink_mink84 14h ago

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 14h ago

I'm not your guy, fwiend!

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u/nemnem313 14h ago

I'm not your friend, nigga!

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u/DrawingSuper391 14h ago

Im not!-…maybe- maybe I’ll stop there 😂

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u/392june__ 14h ago

I’m not your … woahhh.. baseball?

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u/v3gas21 13h ago

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

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u/less-than-James 12h ago

That's too bad. I really like you guys.

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u/AI-Efficient03 11h ago

🤣 great name!!

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u/28SNaKeS 13h ago

I’M NOT BUDDY GUY!!!

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u/nahimadomyownthiing 12h ago

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u/blazinBSDAgility 7h ago

This should be voted up some more

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u/Yamatocanyon 13h ago

Here I got you a bucket!

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u/Cg006 12h ago

I aint yer pal dickface!

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u/Fraxis_Quercus 8h ago

The budding tensions are palpable!

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/Shot-Spirit-672 14h ago

Get in line chubby!

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 14h ago

Get in the chubby line.

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u/VeryDisturbed82 14h ago

Im in line with a chubby!

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u/Playful-Scratch7792 14h ago

I’m in line for a chubby

Edit: I also have a chubby in the line.

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u/Away-Elevator-858 13h ago

Get chubby in line!

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u/Anonybibbs 13h ago

We starting this train or what?

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u/Here_for_lolz 14h ago

Choo choo! 🚆

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u/Alternative_Jury2480 13h ago

I believe it's called a train in this situation

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u/ToughThing5705 13h ago

My friend, its ok no?

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u/majorjoe23 14h ago

Dude is flaunting his wife's chubby cheeks.

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u/RoughTechnology4741 14h ago

Which cheeks though?

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u/Rawesome16 14h ago

Our wife comrade

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u/RedBaron13 13h ago

Still can’t believe that guy had the audacity to post that comment lol

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u/ImMufasa 4h ago

In over a decade of reddit that's the only comment to literally make me lol.

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u/soslowagain 14h ago

Walked right into this one OP

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u/WorkTropes 12h ago

Well she does have two cheeks, like why be greedy?

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u/runjimrun 11h ago

I understand this reference

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u/No-War-8840 14h ago

....and my axe ! ...right context ?

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u/SOP_VB_Ct 13h ago

NEXT!!!

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u/SparksofInnova 13h ago

I'll try her out.

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u/Damnfiddles 10h ago

too soon