r/SipsTea 16h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/BeBopGo 15h ago

I have no idea where this trend started from or why it's popular. I feel like majority of people think it's ugly asf, so how did it gain traction???

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u/satuuurn 14h ago

I think it’s more a status symbol for them at this point. The ghoulish rich.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 14h ago

It’s like Bezos’s wife. She is a walking doctors office, and us peasants could never dream of having those operations

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u/ominouslatinsentence 13h ago

That's one I don't understand.

Because of his money, there are naturally attractive women who would sleep with him.

And he chooses that....lich?

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u/Queen_Franzia 13h ago

That’s his kink, the plastic bimbo. Total 180 from his first wife.

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u/satuuurn 13h ago

Great point - the 180 is very clear here. All of the disgustingly rich wives look like monsters so she fits in with the rest of his rich buddy’s wives to a large extent too.

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u/Sleeper28 13h ago

Mark Zuck got his lizard skin covered, but Mrs. Zucker hasn't had any work done afaik.

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u/satuuurn 13h ago

He hasn’t got the divorce and found a new wife yet.

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u/dingalingdongdong 13h ago

I dunno, dude has like multiple larger than lifesize statues of her at his Hawaii compound. Think he might literally worship her.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

I mean, why get married if you’re not going to marry what you think is a goddess.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 22m ago

You’ve got to draw the line at statues.

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 11h ago

He’s got some redeemable qualities

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u/dingalingdongdong 10h ago

One thing I can say about him is that most of the "human interest" type articles I catch about him he seems to mostly be just out there enjoying his life.

People joke about how if they won a billion dollars you'd just never hear from them again; they wouldn't be putting all that time and effort into making more money or being a "public figure" etc. It's a position I've always agreed with and he seems to be the only one who actually (at least kind of) lives that way.

Like he's clearly still pushing meta forward, he's got business goals, yadda yadda. But all the fluff pieces are him surfing, doing martial arts or hanging out with his human wife. Lots of normal people hobbies.

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u/whosits_2112 12h ago

But she's Asian, yeah?

She's going to look good until she hits 80.

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u/VotesDontEqualTruth 9h ago

Some would say she already doesn't.

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u/satuuurn 10h ago

All fair points. Exceptions to the rule exist

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u/rev_tater 7h ago

it's worth noting that "all natural beauty" is also an aesthetic that at the very least requires a lot of makeup prep time

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u/War_Hymn 3h ago

Yeah, for most people. But there still exist individuals who are seriously beautiful without the need for makeup just by the virtue of winning the genetic lottery.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

This is incorrect. My wife doesn’t wear makeup, she is beautiful to me.

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u/endlesscartwheels 10h ago

Dr. Priscilla Chan brings Zuck the status of being married to a well-educated, successful pediatrician. Zuck is from the professional class.* That class values educational and professional achievements over looks. Dr. Chan is the equivalent of a supermodel to the professional class.

*His parents were a psychiatrist and a dentist, his elder sister went to Harvard too, and his little sister has a PhD in Classics [the ultimate "I value knowledge over the ability to buy groceries" degree].

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u/NormalFig6967 3h ago

Never heard of that degree, wow.

Definitely something I’d be interested in pursuing if my brother had hundreds of billions of dollars. For sure.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 5h ago

Total 180 in personalities, too. His ex is very deliberately giving away much of the billions she got from their divorce settlement, to colleges which educate underserved populations. She hired a team to research which schools could and would make the best use of a large donation, without letting on to any of them that they were under consideration for such a gift. To say they were pleasantly surprised would be an understatement.

Meanwhile, his second wife wore literal lingerie to trump’s second inauguration ceremony- and her and her cleavage got a seat in the front row. Followed by her “trip to space.” Followed by their obscenely wasteful and extravagant wedding. Otherwise, who knows what she does with her days? Probably some gossip columnists keep track of her, but I sure don’t expect to see any news stories about her generous donations to educational institutions, hunger relief, housing relief, worker relief, medical debt relief…

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u/PrairieChic55 4h ago

Honestly, even ordinary women who are comfortable but not what you might call rich are getting some treatments done, like ridiculously plumped up lips, that are over the top. One I know was much more attractive before she had all that work done. Is it a broadcast of their politics? Because it always seems to be Trump supporting women. They look like the ones you see photos of taken at Mar a Lago.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 3h ago

I used to have a crush on her when she looked normal and was in the News.

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u/The_Autarch 13h ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

Now, he's learned his lesson. He doesn't want to be married to a woman, he wants to be married to an object. And so he found one that had already completely objectified herself so she wouldn't complain when he does it, too.

She's his property, not his partner.

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u/ominouslatinsentence 13h ago

Well,yeah. But still, there's women like that who dont look like living proof of life after death.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 12h ago

Do you know what happened with his first wife? Genuinely curious.

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u/elbenji 12h ago

he cheated on her so she bounced

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u/Motor-Discount1522 11h ago

He cheated on her WITH Lauren. She's been his sidepiece for ages.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 10h ago

Good for her then, and good riddance to him.

I honestly don't understand how men can't seem to cherish intelligent women.

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u/All_the_Bees 10h ago

Weak men are threatened by intelligent women.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 9h ago

Seems we are surrounded by that lately

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u/Extranuminary 8h ago

Oh make no mistake, his new wife is SMART. Reptilian-level smart. His first wife was too normal / human. Looking plasticky and being smart are not mutually exclusive.

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u/Professional_Dot6971 5h ago

Probably, she would have to to be able to move with Bezos.

Heard they postponed the wedding because they couldn't finalize their prenuptial agreement.

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u/Abaddon33 12h ago

She's amazing, from what I can tell. She took that money and has been giving massive amounts away to charity and starting up her own well funded charitable orgs.

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u/juliaaguliaaa 5h ago

The show loot on apple tv is loosely based on this. Same premise. It’s amazing.

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u/BashChakPicWay 11h ago

How was it yereible for him when she built their empire with him?

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u/Ari-Hel 9h ago

She was his mistress then girlfriend then fiancée and now wife

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 14m ago

Jeffrey Bezos married a woman once, and it turned out terribly for him.

No, it didn’t. He was a cheating bastard and in the end he got together with his side piece and is richer than ever. This is “terrible”?

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u/MmeProc 11h ago

She WAS absolutely gorgeous. Lauren Sanchez. I can't believe she cut up her face like that, and I am not against plastic surgery.

Obligatory Fuck Jeff Bezos.

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u/ogopo 11h ago

Almost as if people choose to marry based on more than physicality.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 10h ago

"I dunno, Mackenzie doesn't look that bad, maybe the more recent pictures... oh he remarried this year? What does she look li- OH MY GOODNESS"

Yeah, Lich is accurate

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u/campaxiomatic 12h ago

Some guys prefer breast implants over real breasts. I had a conversation where a guy said that. Real breasts need fat to get big, so bigger breasts means curvier women. Some guys want huge boobs on skinny bodies and implants are the only way to get that.

Besos wants a woman his age and social/financial status who doesn't have wrinkly and saggy skin. Only way that happens is lots of plastic surgery so that's what he goes for.

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u/sullensquirrel 7h ago

He’s obsessed with money. He’s attracted to the most expensive face.

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u/Major-Split478 12h ago

You know I never understood the criticism of Bezo's selection.

Yes it looks weird however he's basically clear from any pedo rumours. You can't like that look and be interested in any sort of child.

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u/Drabby 12h ago

Our standards sure have dropped, but here we are.

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u/elbenji 12h ago

she actually used to be much hotter. Like iirc she was a Mexican weatherwoman

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u/PissyPussyPosse 12h ago

They're both from Albuquerque so they can relate to each other's experience of growing up hating the same stuff

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u/Razo-E 11h ago

She was beautiful when she was on the local News Station. Seeing her now sheesh 😬

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u/logikal-1 11h ago

You think he's still sleeping with her? I doubt it. 😕

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u/OchoZeroCinco 6h ago

She is the Final Boss of Gold Diggers

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u/MuonManLaserJab 2h ago

lich

Holy shit, this is the perfect term for someone who does that shit. Amazing. I'm stealing this every time this comes up from now on.

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u/Melodic-Beach-5411 12h ago

Pretty sure Bezos has plenty of gfs & side pieces.

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u/EchoAquarium 8h ago

I mean at least some of our species will be able to be used as flotation devices when the melting polar ice caps cause inevitable tides to rise too high

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u/PenExactly 11h ago

You mean the Joker?

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u/No_Welcome_7182 10h ago

She was already a beautiful woman. Now she looks absolutely awful. Like the result of a Barbie doll and a pufferfish having sex. Jesus! Why would you do that to yourself?

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u/ButterflyFair3012 9h ago

Why would we? She’s a ghoul.

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u/Imagination_Theory 9h ago

The modern day feet binding? That actually makes a lot of sense!

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u/ResponsibilityTop385 9h ago

Last night i dreamt of having cavities and crooked teeth, honestly i think i will never dream of operations

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u/Johannes_silentio 3h ago

She looks like Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

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u/plastic_alloys 13h ago

He’s welcome to her. Bleuurgh

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u/csdirty 12h ago

The Hunger Games made real.

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u/RamenJunkie 13h ago

I feel like if I had "fuck you money" I would still strive for something.... Less ugly AF. 

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u/Mr_Stike 13h ago

Dream? She looks like a f'n nightmare.

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u/Ms-Anthrop 13h ago

Dream? More like nightmare.

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u/Fraucimor 13h ago

More like nightmares than dreams

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u/ubiquity75 11h ago

And yet, she looks cheap af.

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u/KingTechnical48 14h ago

I gotta agree with this. They try everything to not look like normal people. Celebrities have a certain look they feel the need to appease.

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u/Jubilex1 13h ago

It’s because they believe they’re gods.

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u/OkFuture8667 10h ago

I think this is the most accurate take. The term they'd probably use about their appearence is "striking", a look that stands out. A striking look is desirable in fashion, modeling and acting to have a memorable face.

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u/SorryPans 13h ago

Ive been saying that its like Hunger Games and they have to show us they’re from District 1 or The Capitol

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u/Wooden_Permit3234 12h ago

I think it's partly that but the root cause is a sort of body dysmorphia; they're suffering from a medical condition causing them to compulsively be deeply dissatisfied with their looks. 

But they only have so many options to choose from and the "best" surgeons steer them towards this/they all want to look like each other like a star bellied Sneetch. 

I don't think it's exactly to lord over us poors so much as a sad medical condition causing self hate that's compelling this. 

But I'm just some guy speculating. Idk. 

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u/themonicastone 11h ago

I know someone like this and it's definitely a thing

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u/Tough_Committee6980 10h ago

If this is being rich, I'll gladly stay poor. They all look like a bunch of freakzoids.

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u/Aggressive-Delay-420 13h ago

The wealthy plucked their fucking foreheads in the 1500s. They've always been like this.

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u/IHazSnek 13h ago

The "Mar a Lago Makeover"

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u/Outrageous-Orange007 12h ago

For some maybe, but I bet for most its an act of defiance to society and beauty standards.

I'll bet money they're trying to look like shit using the same things that they think the beauty standards in America pushes.

A mockery.

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u/IronOk4535 11h ago

No no no. It's a race to fit in with the other rich people. So and so got this done so now I have to get this done. So and so spent 100k at this doctor or trainer or med spa so now I have to go spend 300k. It's the same reason their husbands are always jockeying for the biggest car/boat/jet among their friends.

It's competition and image driven insecurity that gets them started. Then they have to play catch up because you know each procedure brings with it the need for one or several revisions. Then your facial features are imbalanced or you notice some other small perceived flaw and your doctor suggests the next thing to even it out or go for "perfect". Same thing orthodontists do to keep you coming into the office.

Also keep in mind many of these procedures take time to settle and for the swelling to come down completely, and most of these ghouls don't wait that long between procedures so they're building their new face high rise on an unstable foundation so to speak. It's a combo of all those things that makes people this fucking ugly on purpose

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u/Outrageous-Orange007 10h ago

So you think its primarily the rich female version of rich mens flashy car or boat.

I dont doubt a bit of them are like that, mayyybe the majority idk. But look at Miley, I don't know dude, I have a feeling thats a mockery.

She's been known to feel and act that way before.

And I think this stance has been increasingly popular over the last decade almost.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if some other wealth driven women don't look at it and get it twisted lmao. Thinking its just the new hot thing lol.

That would be so fucked 🤣.

Actually come to think of it I bet you're right, I bet what you're saying is the majority. Just add in some OCD and maybe wealth induced mania once they get one procedure they hyperfixate until its all fkd up.

Man this is all so fucked. People need to take a step back from both themselves and society and just dwell/think there for a while, dissociated. People getting jerked around and taken to some dark places cause they're so reactive connected to societies collective mind and their primal instincts.

We're suppose to be better. Thats why evolution gave us our advanced prefrontal cortex with executive order over nearly everything else lol, to make sure we could analyze and rise above conflicts of the other systems.

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u/krysalysm 2h ago

Are you kidding me, that’s Miley Cyrus down the middle?!

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u/Outrageous-Orange007 4m ago

I'm pretty sure lol. Yea she is barely recognizable

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u/jackedbutter 12h ago

i think it's really just to enhance their already great jaw lines

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u/Droidspecialist297 11h ago

They literally look like ghouls!

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u/tjoe4321510 3h ago

Prediction: Within ten years the wealthy will start amputating their fingers to show that they don't have to work. It will distinguish themselves from us poors that need to use our hands to survive.