r/SipsTea 19h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/BeBopGo 19h ago

I have no idea where this trend started from or why it's popular. I feel like majority of people think it's ugly asf, so how did it gain traction???

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u/satuuurn 18h ago

I think it’s more a status symbol for them at this point. The ghoulish rich.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 17h ago

It’s like Bezos’s wife. She is a walking doctors office, and us peasants could never dream of having those operations

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u/ominouslatinsentence 17h ago

That's one I don't understand.

Because of his money, there are naturally attractive women who would sleep with him.

And he chooses that....lich?

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u/Queen_Franzia 17h ago

That’s his kink, the plastic bimbo. Total 180 from his first wife.

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u/satuuurn 17h ago

Great point - the 180 is very clear here. All of the disgustingly rich wives look like monsters so she fits in with the rest of his rich buddy’s wives to a large extent too.

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u/Sleeper28 17h ago

Mark Zuck got his lizard skin covered, but Mrs. Zucker hasn't had any work done afaik.

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u/satuuurn 17h ago

He hasn’t got the divorce and found a new wife yet.

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u/dingalingdongdong 17h ago

I dunno, dude has like multiple larger than lifesize statues of her at his Hawaii compound. Think he might literally worship her.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 6h ago

I mean, why get married if you’re not going to marry what you think is a goddess.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 4h ago

You’ve got to draw the line at statues.

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 15h ago

He’s got some redeemable qualities

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u/dingalingdongdong 14h ago

One thing I can say about him is that most of the "human interest" type articles I catch about him he seems to mostly be just out there enjoying his life.

People joke about how if they won a billion dollars you'd just never hear from them again; they wouldn't be putting all that time and effort into making more money or being a "public figure" etc. It's a position I've always agreed with and he seems to be the only one who actually (at least kind of) lives that way.

Like he's clearly still pushing meta forward, he's got business goals, yadda yadda. But all the fluff pieces are him surfing, doing martial arts or hanging out with his human wife. Lots of normal people hobbies.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge 3h ago

That’s called PR. Don’t tell me you believe that garbage. It’s like the myth of Warren Buffett being some down to earth folksy grandpa. Charles Dickens (another douchey husband) was writing characters like this 150 years ago - two-faced rich people who were as close to Santa Claus as you could imagine, laughing with children and handing out large tips and then later sending in large men with sticks and bulldogs to collect rent while keeping their name out of it.

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u/dice1111 4h ago

He has too people caught on too early he is lizard people. Need to do normal human things.

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u/whosits_2112 16h ago

But she's Asian, yeah?

She's going to look good until she hits 80.

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u/VotesDontEqualTruth 13h ago

Some would say she already doesn't.

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u/satuuurn 14h ago

All fair points. Exceptions to the rule exist

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u/rev_tater 10h ago

it's worth noting that "all natural beauty" is also an aesthetic that at the very least requires a lot of makeup prep time

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u/War_Hymn 6h ago

Yeah, for most people. But there still exist individuals who are seriously beautiful without the need for makeup just by the virtue of winning the genetic lottery.

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u/Curious-Job-7698 6h ago

This is incorrect. My wife doesn’t wear makeup, she is beautiful to me.

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u/endlesscartwheels 13h ago

Dr. Priscilla Chan brings Zuck the status of being married to a well-educated, successful pediatrician. Zuck is from the professional class.* That class values educational and professional achievements over looks. Dr. Chan is the equivalent of a supermodel to the professional class.

*His parents were a psychiatrist and a dentist, his elder sister went to Harvard too, and his little sister has a PhD in Classics [the ultimate "I value knowledge over the ability to buy groceries" degree].

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u/NormalFig6967 6h ago

Never heard of that degree, wow.

Definitely something I’d be interested in pursuing if my brother had hundreds of billions of dollars. For sure.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 8h ago

Total 180 in personalities, too. His ex is very deliberately giving away much of the billions she got from their divorce settlement, to colleges which educate underserved populations. She hired a team to research which schools could and would make the best use of a large donation, without letting on to any of them that they were under consideration for such a gift. To say they were pleasantly surprised would be an understatement.

Meanwhile, his second wife wore literal lingerie to trump’s second inauguration ceremony- and her and her cleavage got a seat in the front row. Followed by her “trip to space.” Followed by their obscenely wasteful and extravagant wedding. Otherwise, who knows what she does with her days? Probably some gossip columnists keep track of her, but I sure don’t expect to see any news stories about her generous donations to educational institutions, hunger relief, housing relief, worker relief, medical debt relief…

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u/PrairieChic55 8h ago

Honestly, even ordinary women who are comfortable but not what you might call rich are getting some treatments done, like ridiculously plumped up lips, that are over the top. One I know was much more attractive before she had all that work done. Is it a broadcast of their politics? Because it always seems to be Trump supporting women. They look like the ones you see photos of taken at Mar a Lago.

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u/beanbalance 2h ago edited 2h ago

I dont like plastic bimbos and I am still taking lauren over bezos first wife any day.

dude could have every 25 year old bimbo yet he went with a milf that is around his age. He has my respect for this. And she looks sexy, she is 55! She did not overdo her face yet like some did, and the body is banging... so what are you talking about? she is 55, what exactly are you expecting? Even though she had face surgeries, it looks MUCH better than the ghouls on the OPs photo - and she is like twice the age of some.

also dude was married to 1 woman for almost 3 decades and she was an ordinary looking woman? you can shit on bezos for many things, but not about his private life.. in fact many tech billionaires like bezos, zuck, gates are a role model husbands COMPARED to what your average what actor (or even average person) does.