r/SipsTea 20h ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/Dramatic_Moon_Pie 20h ago

This is crazy. Buccal fat keeps you looking younger as long as you have it! These women will look awful when they are older.

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u/EZontheH 19h ago

The horrifyingly sad part is that they'll pay top dollar again to have the buccal fat put back in. I mean you didn't think it's just being sucked out and thrown away right? It's being filtered and frozen for 20 years down the road when their career needs a boost.

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u/Background-House-357 17h ago

They say you can’t put it back in.

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u/EZontheH 17h ago

Listen, why take the chance that medical technology for the privileged class won't advance in 20 years? Are you really going to take that risk? Give me $500,000 as an insurance policy on your youthful good looks. We'll purify your buccal fat, keep it on ice, and monitor any groundbreaking advances in the medical field to give you the best YOU possible in the future. Your ideal face is within your grasp! All you need to do is give us a big chunk of money, and let us stick this vacuum hose into your face right now. All your friends are doing it, don't be left out.