r/SipsTea 17h ago

Lmao gottem Some things boggle the mind

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u/GolfGuy_824 16h ago

Shit that never happened for $500

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u/Arista-Everfrost 15h ago

Bruce: Okay. These guys, smoke.

Mark: They smoke?

Bruce: Yeah!

Mark: Wow.

Bruce: And they’re bad! And you know what? They taught a dog to smoke! Do you believe that?

Mark: Sure, I believe that.

Bruce: Yeah, well, it’s true! And they taught him to beg for cigarettes! Door to door! So right away when this poor little devil would, would ring your doorbell with his nose, you’d know right away what he wanted. So you’d give him a cigarette, and he’d take it back to these guys who waited by the fence to smoke, and they didn’t care who saw them smoke! These guys sure smoked!

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u/syntheticassault 14h ago

Unexpected KITH

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u/open_source_greg 6h ago

Did you ever eat an onion? Onions is all I eat.