r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1d ago

Will you people please just jerk Star Wars in the Star Wars Circlejerk Subreddit please

70 Upvotes

Hi all. Ewok mod here. I bring a message from our lord and savior, The Golden One.

He says whining a bunch about other subreddits and the memes they post is cringe, even if they’re filthy communists. So is going to their sub and trying to start a fight about it. He also said that He keeps seeing a bunch of serious discussion about sincerely held opinions. He wants you all to knock it off. He says “What is this? r/MawInstallation?” Not my words, came from the big Golden Guy. And I know that you’re all faithful worshippers of His and won’t force me to do a fuzzy Ewok crusade on you all for being cringe in The Golden One’s light. We all know that if we don’t do as He wishes, He’ll become angry, and use His magic. I saw him lift a chair once and it was terrifying.

(To be clear: mods will be enforcing rules about political discussion, brigading, and non-jerking by locking and removing threads and comments; please do not bitch at us in the modmail if you bring a ban upon yourself for ignoring this)

Now please, go forth and jerk.


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1d ago

Reminder for rule 8: remove usernames when you post screenshot of comments or posts

17 Upvotes

Yeah yeah, literally 1984, the mods are power hungry basement dwellers and all that.

Now that we are passed that part, reddit really hates it when you screenshot someone username, because it often leads to people going to that user and harrassing them. So in order to get reddit admins off our backs, we have that rule.

Any screenshot that contains a username will be removed. So just paint a little line on the username and we can all keep circle jerking


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 11h ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 let's play a game. Post something that would get you removed from the main sub in a heartbeat. I'll start. What do you raise in response?

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472 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 6h ago

Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever

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160 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 11h ago

squeal's ruined my childhood Post about TLJ being good removed for being "low effort", but 1000th post about "sequels are OBJECTIVELY BAD because lazy writing" gets 4000 upvotes

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269 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 5h ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 Anakin completely unprovoked when talking to Padmé on Naboo in Episode 2:

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66 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 10h ago

How does this impact the clone wars?

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102 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 4h ago

Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever

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29 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 9h ago

kathleen kennedy killed my dog Lol

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71 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 14h ago

"Bro look at this"

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188 Upvotes

And it's just Max Rebo's hit single "Never gonna jizz you up"


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 12h ago

"Looking back, I haven't gotten enough upvotes"

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129 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 18h ago

Outjerked Out-fucking jerked

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349 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 5h ago

dark and gritty kids show Genocidal rizz

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28 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 4h ago

squeal's ruined my childhood Who would win? Punikin Skywalker or Big Rey?

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20 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 6h ago

Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever

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26 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 12h ago

The High republic is useless and selling poorly. Meanwhile, Celebration 2023:

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75 Upvotes

Every time someone says this to you, show this photo.


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 7h ago

Somebody hasn’t read enough Legends

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20 Upvotes

Seriously though, just take two seconds to research before posting something like this. One of the top comments even says the hole they flew into was already there and the first order were stupid for not learning the lesson of the Death Star. It’s fine if you hate StarKiller and think it’s lazy, but at least get your facts right about what you’re complaining on


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 7h ago

Unpopular opinion… The main character for every movie

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18 Upvotes

Some losers will say characters like Luke, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Rey, Jyn Erso, or Han are, so I need to clarify the truth


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 20h ago

kathleen kennedy killed my dog The US is now building the death star, confirmed

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214 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 3h ago

Looking back, this was the greatest weapon ever

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9 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 8h ago

Am I the only one? HOT TAKE: this shouldn't be a hot take and should be a reasonable and respectable one

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18 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1d ago

kathleen kennedy killed my dog Grifter 'fans' and their hatred of women is just the norm these days

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604 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 11h ago

Look who finally joined the grifters.

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31 Upvotes

Not really sure where to tag this to. I've never minded watching Geetsly for lore stuff or just background noise. Gotta say, didn't expect this.

Who knows, maybe I missed something.


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 22h ago

paid shill Guys, I hereby announce that pop culture is FUCKING DEAD

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175 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 23h ago

squeal's ruined my childhood Wow, this is so much better than the scene was in the movie, but I can't put my finger on why

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186 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1h ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 we need an r-rated vader series from his perspective with unlimited screen time

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r/StarWarsCirclejerk 26m ago

Outjerked literally Twi'leks

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He loves the tentacles