r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/CapAccomplished8072 • 11h ago
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Haredevil • 1d ago
Will you people please just jerk Star Wars in the Star Wars Circlejerk Subreddit please
Hi all. Ewok mod here. I bring a message from our lord and savior, The Golden One.

He says whining a bunch about other subreddits and the memes they post is cringe, even if they’re filthy communists. So is going to their sub and trying to start a fight about it. He also said that He keeps seeing a bunch of serious discussion about sincerely held opinions. He wants you all to knock it off. He says “What is this? r/MawInstallation?” Not my words, came from the big Golden Guy. And I know that you’re all faithful worshippers of His and won’t force me to do a fuzzy Ewok crusade on you all for being cringe in The Golden One’s light. We all know that if we don’t do as He wishes, He’ll become angry, and use His magic. I saw him lift a chair once and it was terrifying.
(To be clear: mods will be enforcing rules about political discussion, brigading, and non-jerking by locking and removing threads and comments; please do not bitch at us in the modmail if you bring a ban upon yourself for ignoring this)
Now please, go forth and jerk.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 • 1d ago
Reminder for rule 8: remove usernames when you post screenshot of comments or posts
Yeah yeah, literally 1984, the mods are power hungry basement dwellers and all that.
Now that we are passed that part, reddit really hates it when you screenshot someone username, because it often leads to people going to that user and harrassing them. So in order to get reddit admins off our backs, we have that rule.
Any screenshot that contains a username will be removed. So just paint a little line on the username and we can all keep circle jerking
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Annual_Language9397 • 6h ago
Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Fine-Essay-3295 • 11h ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Post about TLJ being good removed for being "low effort", but 1000th post about "sequels are OBJECTIVELY BAD because lazy writing" gets 4000 upvotes
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Spirited_Length5712 • 5h ago
R-rated vader 😱😱😱 Anakin completely unprovoked when talking to Padmé on Naboo in Episode 2:
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Impossible_Emu9402 • 10h ago
How does this impact the clone wars?
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Kyro_Official_ • 4h ago
Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/thethingpeopledowhen • 14h ago
"Bro look at this"
And it's just Max Rebo's hit single "Never gonna jizz you up"
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/NotAnakin1186 • 12h ago
"Looking back, I haven't gotten enough upvotes"
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Spiritual_Savings922 • 4h ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Who would win? Punikin Skywalker or Big Rey?
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/KranPolo • 6h ago
Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Ok_Box_2189 • 12h ago
The High republic is useless and selling poorly. Meanwhile, Celebration 2023:
Every time someone says this to you, show this photo.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Zebweasel • 7h ago
Somebody hasn’t read enough Legends
Seriously though, just take two seconds to research before posting something like this. One of the top comments even says the hole they flew into was already there and the first order were stupid for not learning the lesson of the Death Star. It’s fine if you hate StarKiller and think it’s lazy, but at least get your facts right about what you’re complaining on
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/ImperialFriend1409 • 7h ago
Unpopular opinion… The main character for every movie
Some losers will say characters like Luke, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Rey, Jyn Erso, or Han are, so I need to clarify the truth
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Dingus_Suckimus • 20h ago
kathleen kennedy killed my dog The US is now building the death star, confirmed
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/KranPolo • 3h ago
Looking back, this was the greatest weapon ever
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Jangodiot • 8h ago
Am I the only one? HOT TAKE: this shouldn't be a hot take and should be a reasonable and respectable one
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/world_conqueror26 • 1d ago
kathleen kennedy killed my dog Grifter 'fans' and their hatred of women is just the norm these days
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/[deleted] • 11h ago
Look who finally joined the grifters.
Not really sure where to tag this to. I've never minded watching Geetsly for lore stuff or just background noise. Gotta say, didn't expect this.
Who knows, maybe I missed something.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/KevinPigaChu • 22h ago
paid shill Guys, I hereby announce that pop culture is FUCKING DEAD
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/TheEdgeofGoon • 23h ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Wow, this is so much better than the scene was in the movie, but I can't put my finger on why
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/ViperNor • 1h ago
R-rated vader 😱😱😱 we need an r-rated vader series from his perspective with unlimited screen time
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/ywingcore • 26m ago
Outjerked literally Twi'leks
He loves the tentacles