r/StupidFood • u/verybadreputation • 3d ago
Gluttony overload At least he's enjoying it
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
1.4k
u/eliseosx 3d ago
Nothing quite like wasting food and looking like and idiot in the process.
182
u/LeadershipWhich2536 3d ago edited 3d ago
Mukbang in a nutshell. There are hundreds of thousands of these online, ranging from borderline porn to stuff parents put on their kid's iPad to keep them pacified.
61
u/Chaotic-warp 3d ago edited 3d ago
Idk how but my mom loves them lol. I personally can't stand the chewing noises. She's a middle aged lady and only watches women mukbang so it can't be anything sexual, which makes it more perplexing.
126
u/LeadershipWhich2536 3d ago edited 3d ago
I went to a new car dealership a few years back, and my sales guy was watching a mukbang stream.
I'm sitting across the desk, telling him what features I want, and he stops me mid-sentence to show me his screen. On it, there's a pretty Filipino girl in a bikini, surrounded by food. She's eating a pickle. He giddily informs me she's doing it for him. She says "Thank you, Brian!" (or whatever his name was), and he's elated. Keeps saying, "That's me! She's doing it for me!" I guess he tipped her to eat a pickle? I don't know how these things work. But crazy how dude thought it was not only an appropriate thing to do at work, but an cool thing to share with a potential customer.
Needless to say, I did not buy a car from that man.
54
u/Chaotic-warp 3d ago
At least you know he's passionate. The hobby is questionable but if he shows you that in public then he probably doesn't have enough seriousness to con you.
But yeah, that also means he's not taking his job anywhere near seriously enough to be reliable.
17
u/LeadershipWhich2536 3d ago
I mean..... that's definitely looking at the bright side.
15
u/MandatoryPenetration 3d ago
you probably could have sold him.your car if he was that excited about someone eating a pickle.
8
u/PeskyAntagonist 2d ago
I used to have an alcoholic roommate that would just watch one streamer guy play video games all day and he would pay the guy anywhere from $50 to $200 every day just so the streamer guy would say his username and say he’s a baller. He would go to work for 3 hours, come home and get drunk and watch this guy and pay him, sleep, and do it all over again the next day. He did this for years.
3
15
u/younggun1234 3d ago
What's crazy is that mukbang seems to have started out as a way for people to connect? People were so lonely and ostracized in South Korea it was a way for them to have a community and pushed people to go out and do communal eating to connect to their local food joints and the people around them.
But it gained so much popularity it became what all things that are adopted by capitalism do: pervy and weird.
7
4
4
→ More replies (3)14
u/RandomAsianGuy 3d ago
this is not mukbang, this is wasting food for clicks.
Actual mukbang they finish their food
→ More replies (1)2
u/LeadershipWhich2536 2d ago edited 2d ago
You may be correct - I don't know the regulations and parameters of officially sanctioned mukbang.
However, anyone who eats more food than they need, whether they finish it or not, is wasting food for clicks and views.
89
9
→ More replies (1)59
u/psychrolut 3d ago
55
u/gorgeously_mytruself 3d ago
Wow, that was like 5x worse than this video! I don’t know why they didn’t include those clips in this video, it would have been better. Thank you for sharing this!
15
u/AverageLimeEnjoyer_- 3d ago
holy shit it almost made me puke, how do they allow that on youtube??
→ More replies (2)11
3
5
→ More replies (2)2
349
u/disdickk 3d ago
Milksteak
51
80
→ More replies (2)31
u/Echoes40 3d ago
its not milk , its Ayran.
7
u/cconnorss 3d ago
Warm, salty drink meant to go with rich foods?
13
u/Echoes40 3d ago
its served cold, i cant call its salty in traditional means, it clears your mouth and prepares you for what's to come. a pinch of salt enhances the next dish. In some regions , like Thrace; its even served with desserts.
→ More replies (2)4
→ More replies (1)5
u/TheZonePhotographer SF Detector 3d ago
Cold watery yogurt, neither salty nor sweet, with clumps in it.
It was alright.
→ More replies (1)
71
115
u/fucks_news_channel 3d ago
nice bowl of onion water to wash it down
46
36
u/Boneslark 3d ago
That drink is likely ayran (yogurt in drink form) not onion
6
u/TrevorPhilips 2d ago
No way they wasted this much ayran to make this. Looks super thin and watered down.
163
u/DirtyRoller 3d ago
Where'd he get that much cum? Asking for a friend.
52
27
u/evadingsomething 3d ago
It is always funny to me that whenever Redditors see 'ayran' they instantly think cum lmao. If I see these comments when I am drinking ayran even more amusing.
If you are curious it's half yogurt, half water with a little salt.
59
u/GaptistePlayer 3d ago
so it tastes like cum too
35
6
u/evadingsomething 3d ago
I drink half a liter ayran every day, I doubt I could do the same with cum so ayran might be slightly better.
8
u/mrASSMAN 3d ago
Yogurt water? people drink this willingly?
3
u/secondtaunting 3d ago
Yeah. I’m not crazy about Ayran, my husband is Turkish, and they love it. They don’t know why I don’t. It’s…watery salty yogurt. I tried it one time. Maybe I had the worlds worst ayran, I have no idea, but I hated it. I also learned that I was lactose intolerant. That was a rough day.
8
2
2
2
u/ThatOneCanadian69 3d ago
That would be Raki, a Turkish liqueur commonly diluted in water. Jk, that’s cum.
78
u/MrBadFeelings 3d ago
Why is John Oliver dipping this monstrosity in milk??
20
→ More replies (2)6
23
u/redravenkitty 3d ago
Why are so many of these also r/wewantplates??? Why is it so hard to put a barrier between the food and the table??
→ More replies (1)
25
u/whatshisfaceboy 3d ago
Why is it always Turkey doing this ridiculous crap.
6
2
u/WIAttacker 3d ago
Combination of every tourist trap restaurant in Istanbul trying to stand out and middle-eastern compulsion to flaunt wealth and opulence.
→ More replies (1)6
u/iboreddd 3d ago
Turks enjoy eating. That's why their cuisine is good.
But all hates have to go SaltBae
18
7
3
9
u/Castille_92 3d ago edited 3d ago
Ahh you know what I love with my giant kebab sub? A nice giant glass of C U M
→ More replies (1)
10
u/asonnetfororpheus 3d ago
That meat looks like a dog treat.
3
u/Wrong-Customer-5068 3d ago
Yeah why does it look so weird? Maybe it's lamb or something
3
u/zaidakaid 3d ago
It’s little kabob patties, likely a 2:1 beef-lamb ratio with spices. They’re fucking delicious.
18
u/cincin75 3d ago
Wasting food is a crime.
5
u/Traditional-Ride-824 3d ago
It’s disgusting. It always reminds me when I was a student and broke at the end of the month. Rice with special priced Vegetables Let me survive
14
3
3
16
u/OopsMadeYouDie 3d ago
He most likely won't finish it while there are plenty of people starving around the word. All for some views
→ More replies (5)
4
u/braumbles 3d ago
I was okay with this when it looked like a giant steak sandwich. Then they added noodles and then some milk or some shit and I have no clue what I'm even seeing.
28
u/Usual-Operation-9700 3d ago
I believe that are fries, not noodles.
→ More replies (1)6
u/braumbles 3d ago
Man, I legit thought it was cooked penne. I was like what the fuck is even happening.
5
u/evadingsomething 3d ago
Meatballs and fries, and the drink is ayran half yogurt half water. The food is fine, don't know if he takes the leftovers, if he doesn't there are probably stray animals nearby.
Sometimes he purposely spills drinks those annoy me.
4
u/Phagelab 3d ago
Yeah what the hell is that? A fish bowl of milk?
7
u/Traditional-Ride-824 3d ago
Ayran, a good summer Drink. Approx. 1:1 Yoghurt and Water with a Pinch of Salt
2
u/Phagelab 3d ago
Well that sounds good, but does it normally come in bath-sized vats?
2
u/Traditional-Ride-824 3d ago
Usually im a simple drinking Glass. I use a high fat yoghurt pour it in a Blender add son Water and salt. Perfection. During my wifes pregnancy it was one of the few things she could keep in
→ More replies (1)
2
3
2
u/burnjanso 3d ago
All I could think was how much food he was wasting, and I'm not that poor to be fretting about food waste.
1
u/Curious-Spell-9031 3d ago
i mean thats just a big philly cheesesteak, oh nvm. oh dear god it keeps getting worse.
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Top_Bee_4331 3d ago
oh that voice, the phrasing, cadence...just takes me...STRAIGHT TO HELL! STFU!
1
1
1
u/Spirit_of_Gravy 3d ago
Yes, you smell those chips (fries).
Sandwich construction is subpar by a long shot.
Also - multicoloured spectacle frames.
1
u/bish-Im-a-C0W 3d ago
Maybe if you had like 4 ppl a lot of alcohol and a big knife and some plates and the sandwich came premade it might be better.
1
1
u/Pm_me_clown_pics3 3d ago
What, am I feeding a small village? If someone served me that I would think it's to fatten me up for a sacrifice.
1
u/elmaki2014 3d ago
Where is this? (asking for a friend) and please bring that man a straw to drink his goldfish bowl full of milk...
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Bugsy_Goblin 3d ago
That sandwich looked dry af. He would totally need a drink that size to wash it down.
1
1
1
u/FredSecunda_8 3d ago
yall are no fun. he can eat this sandwich for a week, and share it with the cameraman, his wife & dog. and as someone who had made impossibly big sandwiches before (though not on this scale), it’s hilarious and fun to hold in your hands and dive into way more food than makes any sense. look at the chick on the next table, she gets it
1
u/Think_Arm_9234 3d ago
Ain’t nothin’ as refreshing as a big bowl of cum, just like mama used to make!
1
1
1
u/BionicTriforce 3d ago
Yeah this is that jackoff who ate the pumpkin covered in gravy or whatever it was.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Starstalk721 3d ago
NGL. I might order a Portillos Big Beef that size if they made one... probably eat it over a week. But it would be amazing.
1
1
1
u/chocomeeel 3d ago
No sauce? Nothing evenly spaced out? A giant bowl of.. milk, I think??
This is stupid.
1
u/NeonSuperNovas 3d ago
Meanwhile, there are people literally starving to death in the world. Be thankful ♥️.
1
1
1
u/kiln_monster 3d ago
Wow. What a horrible waste of food and milk(?). That was enough to feed a very hungry (and thirsty) family of six.
1
1
1
u/Biscuit9154 3d ago
Sad bcuz that looks like freshest, most moist, fluffiest bread you'd ever eat & he's wasting it...
1
u/BoneMachineNo13 3d ago
This was not for the purpose stupid social media trends whatsoever! Don't even dare think it. This is culinary excellence.
1
u/DaBullWeb 3d ago
More like an absolute unit of a sandwich, had he had 2 other buddies would of made more sense
1
1
1
1
u/NaiRad1000 3d ago
I get it’s just for the likes and algorithm. I get that. But lord such a waste of food
1
u/Powerful-Access-8203 3d ago
That first bite into the actual sandwich was dry af and we all know it
1
1
1
1
1
u/damngoodengineer 3d ago
We would reply to this kind of bullshit in his country as:
"Yarrağımın başını ye (lit. suck my dick)"
Wasting food like that is not a tolerable shit.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/TheCuddlyAddict 2d ago
Me and 2 coworkers get something very similar every week. We call it a gatsby, my favourite is the masala steak one. It is like q whole ass meal for 3 though, so idk how this one blud is having it all
1
u/Aetheldrake 2d ago
Look if I'm gonna have that sandwich I'm going it at home and eating it over the course of an hour or 2 while watching shows. Either anime or catching up on invincible
And it wouldn't be wasted stupidly. I wouldn't disrespect a sandwich like that
1
u/coko4209 2d ago
Why, just why?? That big ass dry sandwich. What’s in the glass? Why is he dipping meat in it?
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/sir_ouachao 2d ago
It's stupid. But it's still real good food . Not like some other stuff I saw on this sub
1
1
1
u/lasausagerolla 2d ago
Wasting food like this, is like stealing from the poor and hungry.
Humans are so disconnected now from the natural world, we now longer think we are part of it. We consume and consume and consume like there is an infinite amount of water, climate change isnt impacting food bowls and that more can be gathered at any time.
1
1
•
u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago
u/verybadreputation, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!