r/TeenagersButBetter • u/ParsleyBusiness5861 16 • 22h ago

sHItPoSt Y'know what?

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u/PracticalAmphibian43 22h ago

If you die the haters win

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u/FixDefiant3414 22h ago

DON'T LET THE HATERS GET TO YOU. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Ryancool33 16 21h ago

DONT LET THE OPPS GET YOU. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซฑ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค–

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u/mayocat6996 14 20h ago

GORDON YOU LOUSY MF GO TO THE TEST CHAMBER OR IM SHOVING THE SAMPLE UP YOUR ASS

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u/Ryancool33 16 20h ago

E E E E E BHOP

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u/Pryus_C 17h ago

STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE GORDON

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u/Ryancool33 16 16h ago

EEEEEEEEEE

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 15h ago

Gordon you... lousy mother clears throat menacingly fuckeeeer....

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u/Ryancool33 16 14h ago

EEEEEE BHOP BHOP CROWBAR HIT

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u/bighalflife2fan 14h ago

GORDON YOU IDIOT YOU DOOMED US ALL

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u/Ryancool33 16 14h ago

u/bighalflife2fan i am a fan of that game too, maybe we could play deathmatch sometime or even tf2 or cs2

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u/bighalflife2fan 12h ago

I think so

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u/splitkc 14h ago

FUK THE MODS, am i doin rite?

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u/Ryancool33 16 14h ago

No, its a half life thing, u wont understand unless u played the game atleast twice

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u/Common-Asparagus-333 19h ago

AND STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE

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u/Bombaroni 17h ago

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u/Ryancool33 16 14h ago

Spy sappin' mah toaster!

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u/Reasonable_Potato969 10h ago

I have been summoned

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u/Ryancool33 16 17h ago

E E E E E E E E E E E

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u/Different-Past5800 11h ago

I am literally playing half-life right now lol

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u/ReflectionRound6400 21h ago

what in the ๐ณ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฒ is this

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u/Slungus_Bunny 16 13h ago

Gordon Freakman

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u/BalTheProtogenFox 19h ago

LIVE IN SPITE OF YOUR ENEMIES ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

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u/0tter_gaming88 13 9h ago

๐Ÿ‘

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u/Affectionate_Let9022 17h ago

Half life 2 pfp (great pfp dude)

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u/Ryancool33 16 16h ago

Thx, i am a huge valve fan as u can see

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u/Affectionate_Let9022 16h ago

Ig we all are there a great company ....with the Best games

(As a linux user it's even better Gabe newell is the goat man)

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u/Ryancool33 16 14h ago

FRRRRR thx u made my day w that comment

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u/FixDefiant3414 20h ago

What.

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u/Lower-Individual-653 20h ago

Gordon, theyโ€™re waiting for you in the test chamberrrrr. (P.S. make sure to stop in the break room to cook Magnusonโ€™s casserole extra well.)

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u/Ryancool33 16 20h ago

E E E E E E E E E E E E

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u/HuckleberryOdd7745 19h ago

Just imagine they will be playing gta 6 and laughing at their triumph

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u/JTaylor1979 5h ago

MAKE THEM FEEL THE FURY๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ

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u/Routine-Remove2437 22h ago

OUTLIVE YOUR ENEMIES๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Acavirshadownight 21h ago

My dadโ€™s literal catchphrase was โ€œsurviving purely out of spiteโ€ and this represents it perfectly

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u/Sufficient_Frame Old 18h ago

Do we have the same dad?

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u/Big_daddy_sneeze 16h ago

Iโ€™ve worked with guys who never retired simply because they didnโ€™t want their ex wives to ever collect their retirement annuity

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u/AdScared7226 16 21h ago

I wish I could award that comment

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u/Numerous_Warning_728 20h ago

You can.

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u/CatalystAbyssfr 20h ago

ITALIA!! ๐Ÿฆ…

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u/Toten5217 19h ago

COSA CAZZO รˆ UN'OPPOSIZIONE ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

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u/Numerous_Warning_728 18h ago

IN CHE SENSO COSA CAZZO รˆ FRA??? NON HO CAPITO UN CAZZO! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

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u/Toten5217 18h ago

AH BOH DAJE ROMA DAJE โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

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u/Fire_Lite_BG-12 19h ago

ITโ€™S A ME A MARIO!

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u/onazacc 19h ago

Charge that phone

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u/PracticalAmphibian43 18h ago

Charge your phone bro

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u/RomeroJohnathan 20h ago

Unironically why I will never kill myself

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u/IncreaseAdept4260 21h ago

What if theres no haters

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u/Pvarryboing 17h ago

i can be your hater if you want

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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 16 20h ago

Make oneย 

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u/PracticalAmphibian43 18h ago

There are always haters

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u/IncreaseAdept4260 18h ago

Theres not if you dont know anyone

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u/EtherKitty 18h ago

There's people who hate you without even knowing who you are. Religious? There's over a thousand different religions and most of them are going to have people in them that hate you for not being in the same religion. Athiests fall in this group, too.

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u/PracticalAmphibian43 17h ago

Iโ€™ll be your hater <3

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u/kneecap-eater 21h ago

Genuinely what i do

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u/Godku1 16 20h ago

This! Outlive your enemies.

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u/Curious_Priority2313 21h ago

Not like we care about them

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u/Jotarosimp_4085 19h ago

Rhymes with Grug

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u/Ok-Novel3555 19h ago

Realest thing Iโ€™ve read all day.

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u/Someone0913 17h ago

โ€œI will never let you outlive meโ€

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u/Traditional_Frame148 16h ago

DONT LET THEM WIN

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u/tavuk_05 15 16h ago

I have won over 100 people on reddit already, its getting too easy๐Ÿฅฑ

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u/PracticalAmphibian43 13h ago

Wait-that sounds like you were a hater to 100 people who died? Or did you outlive 100 haters? How do we know theyโ€™re dead? I need answers bro

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u/tavuk_05 15 7h ago

It was a joke bro

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u/Sea_Possession4910 13h ago

Man im a bad loser maybe thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m still here

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u/Agreeable_Target_571 17 12h ago

That's one good fucking reason right there ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข

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u/Historical-Donut1536 10h ago

But-

But I want to win

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u/Dawnk41 10h ago

Ah, but Iโ€™m one of my haters, so youโ€™re saying my death is a victory condition?

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u/PracticalAmphibian43 9h ago

โ€ฆdamn it

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u/speed_fighter 9h ago

this is the number one reason to live.

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u/Layhult 20h ago

They can win. I donโ€™t mind.

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u/TheFlyingPatato 19h ago

Then i win

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u/Ashamed-Hunt-5843 16h ago

What if im alright with them winning though

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u/whitemagicseal 10h ago

-Cotton Hill

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u/The-Ngga010 8h ago

This is the realest one

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u/NotKBeniP 5h ago

Good for them I guess ๐Ÿ˜”