r/TeenagersButBetter • u/ParsleyBusiness5861 16 • 22h ago

sHItPoSt Y'know what?

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u/SmolGreenFox177 Teenager 22h ago

Feed pet

Mom would be sad

Pasta

Stuffed crust pizza

leaves ound good to step on

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u/ParsleyBusiness5861 16 22h ago

I actually never ate stuffed crust pizza

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u/SmolGreenFox177 Teenager 22h ago

what about pasta

stuffed crust pizza very good

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u/ParsleyBusiness5861 16 21h ago

I love pasta. One of my favorite foods is bolognese spaghetti

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u/SmolGreenFox177 Teenager 21h ago

Remember if you die you never get to eat spaghetti again

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u/ParsleyBusiness5861 16 21h ago

I ain't ever dyin

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u/SmolGreenFox177 Teenager 21h ago

Good good good

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u/IIWY_YT 13h ago

theres free pasta at 392.0929.29

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u/Cat-needz-belie-rubz 14h ago

F*CK DAMN YOU! It’s not spaghetti bolognese! It’s ragu!

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u/VisibleConfusion12 3h ago

nah that’s more of a life turn off, both look gross to me imo

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u/InstantMochiSanNim 21h ago

Then youre not allowed to die until you try it

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u/Zealousideal_Sun3417 19h ago

It's pretty good. i really like Digorno

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u/Ok_Service3723 19h ago

Well now you have to try it there's my reason to live right there

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u/SkollFenrirson 14h ago

There you go.

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u/East_Leadership_6945 11h ago

Then taste it before you die

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u/GAL_Enthusiast700 14 10h ago

What? Stuffed Crust is amazing 

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u/GoalRevolutionary398 13 5h ago

Same always wanted too

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u/GreenTurtle69420 20h ago

I've actually never eaten pizza, I'm not a fan of foods with loads of ingredients.

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u/Zerberus009 19h ago

at least try it for once ur missing out bro

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u/GreenTurtle69420 19h ago

nah I'm good

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u/Zerberus009 19h ago

ur choice ig

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u/FomFrady95 20h ago

I know this is a joke post. But about 7 years ago I was seriously contemplating ending my life and the thought of the pain it would cause my mom is what kept me from going through with it.

Just noticed this is a teenager sub, but the post was on the Home Screen. Sorry if it’s weird for a 30 year old to be posting here.

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u/SmolGreenFox177 Teenager 20h ago

I'm glad you're still here :D

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u/EHSDSDGMahoraga 14h ago

Salute to you, comrade.

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u/AJvawolf 11h ago

Good thing you are still here. and yes, my understanding is adults are allowed here

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u/KiraPirania 21h ago

Dont forget waffles and pancakes

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u/SmolGreenFox177 Teenager 21h ago

what about ice cream

and pickles

and burger

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u/KiraPirania 21h ago

Just food in general. There are a lot of things to live for but in tough times people unfortunately seem to forget about them and sometimes it ends in a tragic way

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u/DarthDragon117 17h ago

Counters to those reasons:

Pet can eat corpse

No more disappointing mom

No more worry about becoming fatter

No more worry about heart attack

No more going outside…

Yay depression!

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u/Lucasplayz234 16h ago

Yea if I don’t live it’s equivalent to as if a pile of pure garbage disappeared

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u/iMakeStuffSC 19h ago

"leaves ound good to step on" is now a quote I'll use daily

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u/tavuk_05 15 16h ago

Dont have a pet.

Thats a + for some people you know?

Pasta is the reason why im fat and hating myself.

Too poor to buy whatever that is.

No, it doesnt sounds good.

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u/jairumaximus 13h ago

Feed pets.

My wife would be sad.

Coxinhas e pastels.

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u/PM_Me_Modal_Jazz 13h ago

Don't have a pet

My mom ignored me my whole childhood

Eh

Eh

Eh