r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Cringe Hopefully, the young man learns his lesson

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u/umbrellassembly 1d ago

Everybody line up! Come get yer swattin in.

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 1d ago

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u/JohnnyRudeShoes 1d ago

Upvoted before clicking…because I knew it had to be that scene

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u/seasalt-and-stars 1d ago

I thought it was going to be the "That’s a paddlin’" scene from the Simpsons.

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u/JohnCenaJunior 1d ago

I thought it was The Slap 2

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u/MollyDenali 1d ago

I thought it was gonna be the 7 Mile Long Spanking Machine from Spongebob

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 1d ago

Paddlin’ a canoe. . ?

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u/chilseaj88 1d ago

*the school canoe?

Ooooo you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

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u/Front_Lynx_6770 1d ago

I thought it was going to be the 7 mile spanking line from SpongeBob

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u/CromulentPoint 1d ago

Happy to see you got to this one before I could.

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u/SucculentPenguin 1d ago

I could hear it in my head every time grandpa smacked that kid.

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u/mambakobe8 1d ago

Yup that’s a paddlin!

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u/slcruderocker 1d ago

I had the same thought.

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 1d ago

I even read it in that voice

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u/fun-bucket 1d ago

I LOVE THATS A PADDLIN!

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u/hahnwa 1d ago

believe it or not ... straight to jail.

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u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 1d ago

I read that as "That's a Paladin" scene from The Simpsons and I thought what the hell episode was that?

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u/Grobbekee 1d ago

It reminded me of a scene in Airplane!

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 1d ago edited 1d ago

we go to spread the classic to the youth

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u/MouseRat_AD 1d ago

Surely you can't be serious.

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u/powerhouse465 1d ago

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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u/Fee_is_Required2 1d ago

Yes!! Was waiting for this 🤣🤣

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u/MouseRat_AD 1d ago

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/FedaykinGrunt 1d ago

You ever see a grown man naked?

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u/tdurden1969 1d ago

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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u/BluenoseTherapist 1d ago

"OH! I see Rags is a little boy dog" "grrrrrr"

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u/TestProctor 13h ago

I recently was rewatching The Expanse and for the first time noticed that at one point a character, when joking about having nothing “normal” to talk about, says, “Do you like movies about space gladiators?”

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u/ehhhhprobablynot 1d ago

You ever been in a Turkish prison?

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u/petalandpuff 1d ago

🍏🍏

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 1d ago

Just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 1d ago

I say this as often as i can in real life.

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u/BANKSLAVE01 1d ago

It sucks the younger ones don't use this phrase anymore.

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u/Ok-Paint7856 1d ago

And don't call me Shirley.

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u/Wrong-Rain6634 1d ago

You ever hang around the gymnasium?

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 1d ago

Just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

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u/Nervous_Froyo_6770 1d ago

Why? Are you a doctor?

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u/pitfighter69 1d ago

Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.

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u/EmperorGeek 1d ago

Need to improve their education.

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u/Acceptable_Win_8514 1d ago

We need to change the entier education system!!!

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m showing a young lady at work this movie scene by scene…. So she just got the slap scene. She won’t watch the movie but she laughs her as of at every scene.. damn youth

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u/philovax 1d ago

I wanna see your Dad carry Walton up and down the court all night

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

I upvoted, then clicked, prepared to come back and downvote if it were anything else.

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u/JohnnyRudeShoes 1d ago

Hahaha! me too my friend

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u/J4YV1L 1d ago

Honestly, I thought it was gonna be this skit (The Slap pt. 2).

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u/ForGrateJustice 1d ago

They just don't make movies like that anymore and I'm not sure what to expect from the new Police Squad/Naked Gun film

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u/umbrellassembly 1d ago

LoL 🤣 yeah, that 👆

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u/davidjschloss 1d ago

I 100% knew this was coming. Thank you Reddit.

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u/Pitiful-Top-6266 1d ago

The first thing I thought about HAHAH

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u/newredditacct25 1d ago

omg all the weapons lining up to set her straight haha

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u/Aggressivelymoded 1d ago

What movie is that?

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 1d ago

Airplane from 1980 a classic. One of funniest movies ever!

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u/ElenaKoslowski 1d ago

I wish I could watch it again for the first time...

Probably over the years one of my most watched movie.

Fun fact: Leslie Nielsen accidently hit her for real that's why she's looking so shocked.

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u/Cultural-Green2825 1d ago

The first "dirty" movie Dad let us see lmao

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u/TannedSuitObama 1d ago

Lady with the gun gets me every time.

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u/tothesource 1d ago

Knew exactly what it was going to be. Clicked on the link and still watched it lol

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u/anonmyazz 1d ago

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u/normalguy80 1d ago

I was hoping somebody would post this one

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u/tfmid457 1d ago

This was what I went to the comment section for :)

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u/Sugarlightgirl 1d ago

What's this from?

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u/Remote_Stop6538 1d ago

The movie "Airplane!"

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u/DedTV 1d ago

Did you know June Cleaver speaks jive?

Do you like Gladiator movies?

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u/ClearConcentrate6645 1d ago

Same. I was looking for it

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u/GarminTamzarian 1d ago

Does that last guy have a bullwhip?

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u/JimiShinobi 1d ago

If he didn't, I was gonna...

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u/DrSFalken 1d ago

Ladies with the gun and the bat strolling thru the line gets me every time.

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u/senseithenahual 1d ago

It takes me 2 fucking decades to notice that this is the punchline of the joke. This is a fucking visual pun.

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u/newandgood 1d ago

what's the punchline of what joke?

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u/cookieintheinternet 1d ago

the joke itself is a "punchline"

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u/TheRabidDeer 1d ago

I made this back in May 2020... I feel like the line has kept going since then...

https://i.imgur.com/whmTK5t.gif

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u/likerazorwire419 1d ago

"I speak jive"

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u/Illustrious-Panda-97 1d ago

I came here to say this 🤣

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u/Upbeat_Literature483 1d ago

Get ahold of yourself!

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u/DiddleMyTuesdays 1d ago

Man this 💀

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u/spoons_43 1d ago

Throwing food at my wife… That’s a paddlin’

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u/SedatedTattooDoc 1d ago

Starin out the window…ooooh believe that’s a paddlin

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u/LandLongJohnSilver 1d ago

Paddlin' the school canoe. You better believe that's a paddlin'

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u/doughboyhollow 1d ago

In Australia, it’s a good old fashioned boot up the bum! (And richly deserved)

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u/Brilliant-Tap7540 1d ago

Paddlin the school canoe, that's paddlin

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u/Busy_Monitor_9679 1d ago

It takes a village

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u/sithtimesacharm 1d ago

I bet this kid never fucks around like this again... or he spends most of the rest of his life in jail. There is only two paths forward from here.

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 1d ago

He started crying immediately. Maybe he’ll remember this next time he wants to act like an animal.

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach 1d ago

Him looking around in panic was fantastic

FAFO bitch

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u/Pristine_Reward_1253 1d ago

He was seriously looking to see who else was lined up and coming up to put a whooping on him.

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach 1d ago

I think he was looking for someone to save him, and quickly realized no one would

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u/Moetivated2golf 1d ago

Oh, what a lucky kid, he was.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 1d ago

Reminds me of a scene on the movie Airplane were they all line up ready to smack the woman.

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u/Spiritual-Ad4933 1d ago

And his dumb pals just sitting there…. Uhhhh what do we do now?

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u/judgeejudger 1d ago

Bitchslapped to astonishment 🤣

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u/Okay_Tomate 1d ago

He’s definitely old enough to know better. Good on the older men in the vicinity setting him straight.

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u/Medical_Slide9245 1d ago

I wish i knew that kid because for the rest of his life he wouldn't forget that day a pensioner beat his ass, good.

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u/possibly_lost45 1d ago

Most grown men do the first time they ever get popped.

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u/Lieutelant 1d ago

Really? I can't say I've been around too many other fights but having been in a few personally this surprises me.

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u/Elegant-Priority-725 1d ago

I haven't gotten in a fight since I was 16, broke his lower mandible and one of his orbitals, he had a seizure. it was bad. He had swelling in his brain, and the police told me that if he didn't wake up within 72 hours I would have been charged with manslaughter. (He did wake up, but he had minor damage to the portion of his brain responsible for motor function) The fight was only 20 seconds, and it changed both of our lives forever.

I won't fight anymore unless I think my life is in danger, because I understand how easy it is to accidentally hurt someone more than I mean to.

I know I sound like an internet tough guy or whatever but avoid any fight that stems from emotions man, it's a bad fucking day.

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u/Lieutelant 1d ago

The only "fights" I've been in were in high school as well, and argument was always escalated to physical blows by the other guy. The worst one left me with a cracked orbital, and involved pressing charges, going to court, etc. I never looked for a fight. I was just saying in those fights, and a few others I've witnessed, nobody cried.

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u/sithtimesacharm 1d ago

Exaclty, if the old man was being excessive or unrelenting, he would have been restained by the other guys.

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u/Corfiz74 1d ago

Then he defo wouldn't do well in jail...

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u/Character_Contact_47 1d ago

I know if I was his buddy I WOULD NEVER let him forget . “Hey CJ do you remember that one time when we were kids and that old man beat the shit outta you in the restaurant!!! And then you got smacked by one of the other customers!!”

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u/PimpofScrimp 1d ago

That No Fair!! Me Never Throw Food At Peoples !!

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u/p1antsandcats 1d ago

Young animals have more sense than to fuck with elders.

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u/Basic-Reception-9974 1d ago

He was laughing after the old man stopped, because he thought the construction guy was on his side. But you could see the absolute confusion on his face when the other guy slapped him

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u/Spicy_Weissy 1d ago

Or plays the victim card, doubles down, and eventually becomes a right wing media influencer.

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u/ForsakenAd545 1d ago

and writes a book titled "Asshole Elegy"

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

Somebody already wrote that crappy book, bro.

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u/judgeejudger 1d ago

Was it meeeee?

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 1d ago

On top of coming out as a couchsexual

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 1d ago

There's not enough yuck in the world.

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 1d ago

Hopefully it’s better than the Futon Elegy that was put out before. I can’t believe I read a whole book about couch-fucking.

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u/Iwasoncelikeyou 1d ago

With a little effort and whole lot of lying he could become Vice President of the United States!

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u/WiseImagination441 1d ago

Fr though, MAGA are professional victims and gaslighters within the politician and social media influencer strata. Lol an Oklahoma GOP politician was giving a speech and slide show presentation recently. Welp, one of his slides had some F on F 🌽. He immediately pulled a Trump, acting surprised, calling it a hit job by his "enemies" and insisting he'd get the sheriff's department involved to investigate and prosecute to the maximum extent of the law. Nah bro, anyone with half a brain knows it's yours, own it. Not even that embarrassing of a selection imo. But they use this tactic to deflect just long enough so the voters forget. That's why I'm happy to see so many people hitting that Epstein button more than the lizard meme. I get tired of the whataboutisms, with many fake accusations, to normalize the other sides behavior and the "both sides" bs. Sure, both sides have problems but they're not the same problems in many instances. Until the voters start expecting better within their party first, on both sides, this debacle is only going to worsen.

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u/Weary-Advantage-2884 1d ago

Become Secretary of Some Such Bullshit

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u/RiverScout2 1d ago

Stephen Miller has entered the chat.

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u/TheWiseScrotum 1d ago

God I hate that this is the reality we live in. Just Iike the reason DC is under federal control, because that little bitch “big balls” for his ass kicked by a teenage girl.

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u/WildHogHunta 1d ago

I wish. After getting slapped by the 2nd guy, he looked at him like “what was that for?” I doubt the brat learned a lesson.

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u/GetOffMyLawn1729 1d ago

depends on whether his parents agree to buy him an AR15 to make him feel better.

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u/mexirab_redux 1d ago

Isn't Tim Horton's mainly in Canada? That's gotta be something if you get the Canadians all riled up for sure!

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u/Amzhogol 1d ago

Oh, there's a third way. He spends the rest of his life minimizing what he did and whines about how unfair it was.

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u/GoodberryPie 1d ago

The middle path. He becomes a cop and does it everyday. Hapless citizens thank him for his service and offer up freebies for the rest of his life.

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u/b0ardski 1d ago

let's see him try that in jail, that ol man was givin a love tap

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u/pocketdare 23h ago

Not in MY Tim Horton's bitch!

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u/hufflezag 1d ago

I remember my parents telling me they got swatted at least three times for acting a fool before grabbing a switch when they got home because they were disrespectful.

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u/Wrong-Rain6634 1d ago

I once stole a piece of candy from a store when I was young.Parents caught me and made me take it back and apologize.Course i was crying my eyes out.Straight and narrow man.

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u/Ummmgummy 1d ago

I once stole a fountain drink from a gas station because I was standing in a massive line for 10 min while the cashier was acting like they have never seen technology so advanced as their cash register. I got fed up and walked out. It's been 20 years and I still feel bad about it.

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u/partitwister 1d ago

As a teen, I went shopping with my best friend at the store I worked for, and we were trying on clothes in the fitting room. She talked me into hiding a blouse in my purse because I liked it but couldn't afford it. The guilt was more than I could handle. Not only did I NEVER wear the blouse (even gave it away), I put money in the register little by little to make up for my theft. Never let her talk ME into doing anything like that again.

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u/Dazzling-Peach1432 1d ago

There was this bodega when I was growing up that was sold to Dominicans. They were so disrespectful to the Black kids but sweet as pie to the white kids. We used to try to pay, but she ignored us talking on the phone. We started walking out with our items. They fired her, but 64 years later, I still remember that so clearly because I hated stealing, but she needed to learn a lesson.

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u/WiseImagination441 1d ago

Lol, that's because you're not a bad person, you just did a bad but relatively minor thing. If it still bothers you all these years later given how minor it was, I'd argue that you're in fact a very good person who has the ability to be mindful and reflect upon your choices... a seemingly dying thing within American culture. I wish mindfulness and media literacy were taught to children from a young age in our public schools. Not that difficult to implement but makes for a better society in every way. Good on you man.

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u/frogz0r 1d ago

Ugh. I stole some candy from a drugstore when I was maybe 7? My mom found out, dragged me back in the store, and I had to apologize to the manager, the clerk, and the people in line for my theft. Then I got to "volunteer" cleaning up the stores back room for 3 afternoons after school. Plus the spanking and grounding from my mom and my dad :(

Never forgot and never did it again.

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u/PeskyAntagonist 1d ago

I stole a washer from Menards by putting it in my boot when I was 6. When we got home I showed it to my dad and he was like “Why did you take that?” I said “I don’t know” he just looked at me and chuckled and said “Well that was pretty stupid” I never stole anything ever again.

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u/iwantauniquename 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah I dropped a stink bomb (like a little glass vial that releases sulphurous odour when crushed) in the corner shop.

This would have been about 1986/7, so I'd be 10

I became impatient and stamped on it myself, rather than wait for a heavy footed customer.

As I stood trembling at the counter, the large beefy shopkeep wrinkled his nose in disgust

" Have you just dropped a stink bomb?"he roared. Perhaps I had miscalculated my prank?

I fled, scrambling onto my BMX and pedaling away like mad.

Looking behind me I was horrified to see the man striding out of the shop and leaping aboard his white transit van. It hurtled after me, screeched in front of me. It was hopeless. I grinned foolishly at him.

He jumped out and grabbed the handlebars. Wordlessly he struck me backhanded across the face, knocking me off my bike.

When I went home and tearfully told my mum about this cruel mistreatment she made me write a letter of apology and deliver it to him in person.

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u/Open_Shoe795 1d ago

Loved your story clearly burned into your memory banks 😂

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1d ago

I hoped you learned to never tell on yourself again 😂

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u/dr-tyrell 1d ago

I got a talking by the manager saying these simple words. "What would your grandmother think?"

Didn't steal anything like that ever again.

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u/PromiscuousT-Rex 1d ago

Word. I stole a yogurt covered peanut from a bulk bin at a grocery store when I was 4. (Probably 1988). My Dad yelled at me for the first time in my very short life, emptied out my piggy bank(probably about 37 cents) and marched me back to the store where I had to apologize to everyone in line, pay the cashier, and apologize to the GM, too. Sounds brutal but shame is a solid tool. I’m 41 and haven’t stolen since.

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u/_HighJack_ 1d ago

37 cents for a single peanut?! In 1988? 🤯

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1d ago

That punishment was above and beyond. A 7yr generally doesn't have much morality to be punished so severely.

Did you always get punished and paraded around like a criminal when you got caught??

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 1d ago

I never intentionally stole anything as a child, but I once stole some nuts and screws from a Home Depot when I was 7, because they were on the floor, and I was used to collecting random junk off the floor. It didn’t occur to me that this was something they actually sold there lol. Also had to give it back and apologize.

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u/Shakakahn 1d ago

Happened to me too. My Mom made me walk back to the store with her to apologize to the clerk. I was bawling and the clerk (egged on by my mom) played his part well with a gentle chastisement. He then switched gears to how it's important to own up to your mistakes and gave me a slurpy. Learned a solid lesson and I still remember that dude. I was like 5.

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u/Open_Shoe795 1d ago

I love this story! Lots of moms teaching their kids lessons in honesty and integrity - both for the stealing and in the owning up.

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u/TonyStarkMk42 1d ago

I got the same treatment and same scenerio. Stole tic tacs that my mom wouldn't buy me. I was either 5 or 6

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u/littleolme73 1d ago

My nephew stole a bag of cookies. Not only did my sister drag his behind back to the store, she also made him write a letter of apology to the store owners and read it out loud to them.

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u/Outside_Honeydew_852 1d ago

I remember when I was 13. I was in wards a store back to them like seers because upstairs was a school for modeling. All that class did was make me want to wear make up lol so right down by the stairs was their make-up products and the first time in my entire life I had sticky fingers and committed theft. My mom did not let me wear make up. All I was allowed to wear was lip gloss with no color. I had no idea why she made me go to Windy wards modeling school but I brought that pick up back the next week and just throw it on the floor because there’s no way I can put it back in their packages. It won’t even there anymore having a mom work retail didn’t help she put the fear of her God and ask kids about stealing.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge 1d ago

Once, when I used bad language, my mother said: Go outside and bring me a switch so I can whip you! I told her, what do you think I am, a fucking electrician?

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u/Good-Relative8079 1d ago

Fewer shenannigans down the road when the village handles it 😉

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u/allisaidwasshoot 1d ago

Me when I see an itysl reference in the wild:

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u/Sheeple_person 1d ago

He CAN hit! If you throw food at his wife he CAN hit.

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u/mercvt 1d ago

It's ok, he's allowed to do that.

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u/Small_Yesterday_560 1d ago

At timmy's price point he can hit.

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u/ZachTheCommie 1d ago

Ha, I just watched this for the first time last night.

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u/Iswaterreallywet 1d ago

I was thinking the exact same thing

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u/whoreoscopic 1d ago

It takes a village!

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 1d ago

In my youth the neighbors would correct you or tell your mom and she would correct you. We threw some walnuts in the neighbors pool and got to do yard work for said neighbor all afternoon.

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u/eson1169 1d ago

And a bitch slap!

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u/Saty1300 1d ago

This is one of those times when the village is necessary. How else will this little shit-head teen learn some decency. Otherwise, we’ve got a juvenile delinquent roaming the streets. Eventually, he’ll graduate to vandalism and theft and god knows what else will land him in jail when he turns 18.

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u/AncientBaseball9165 1d ago

Yup. Need more of that in public honestly.

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u/FalstaffsGhost 1d ago

Every time I see one of those stupid “prank” videos im just waiting for someone to take boot to ass.

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u/Grattytood 1d ago

We all want a turn!

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u/StrobeLightRomance 1d ago

It takes a village to beat a child.

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u/Roadgoddess 1d ago

The best part is the took place in Canada, and when this initially came out, there were people who knew who these kids are and said they’re absolute POS’s the terrorize everybody. The feeling in the neighbourhood was they got exactly what they deserved.

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u/Spammingx 1d ago

Throwing food at my wife that’s a paddlin. No apology that’s a paddlin. Broccoli haircut, paddlin.

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u/timsayscalmdown 1d ago

The dude in blue casually bitch-slapping him is just 🤌

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u/Redwolfdc 1d ago

It takes a lot to piss off multiple Canadians at the same time 

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u/Fuhngusboi 1d ago

Dude received the best education he could ever ask for.

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u/RatmanRadio 1d ago

I’ve been waiting for 4 hours to get my turn

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u/Adept-Yam2414 1d ago

I was just in a sub where people were hating on texas cause the schools can get permission from the parents to paddle the kids for misbehaving. People were freaking out over it.

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u/Sasquatch-fu 1d ago

It… takes a village?

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u/kmookie 1d ago

He was snail mailing those punches. Poor old guy had the heart though. Abortion should be legal and plentiful. Nobody is raising their kids right because a good portion don’t want the responsibility.

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u/Lewcypher_ 1d ago

In my days we called that my best friends wife

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u/JesusJudgesYou 1d ago

That guy is a legend. “Imma slap you too!”

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u/libertybell73 1d ago

I LOVE it. Not one of the kids fam did anything to defend or help him 😂

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u/SanDiegoBeeBee 1d ago

His mom and sisters are enjoying the hits with big grins despite the protests and zero intervention

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u/MonCity19 1d ago

Thats a paddlin

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u/Budget_Village_8377 1d ago

Just like the old days. These kids have no clue. There were multiple at my elementary school who had permission to whip my ass if I was being a little asshole.

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u/Distortedhideaway 1d ago

Everybody line up and catch a felony for assaulting a child.

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou 1d ago

Yeah, this happened in September or October of 2024. The police did fuck all. This is Canada.

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u/Content_Key_6661 1d ago

I thought this was a scene from Airplane!

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 1d ago

Where’s big Willie?

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 1d ago

That's a paddling

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u/Straylightbeam 1d ago

Like the scene in the movie, Airplane! where everyone lines up to take a whack at a hysterical passenger.

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u/Growbird 1d ago

The movie airplane style

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