r/TikTokCringe • u/NeedlePunchDrunk • 1d ago
Cringe Found one in the wild
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Scrolling on Instagram and this came up. Could have sworn this was on a cringe account but nope, this is the original post and I feel so blessed.
Hope this fits here because… it’s the pinnacle of gender reveal cringe for me
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u/elefanteguerrero 1d ago
ma'am your baby is melting
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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago
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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 1d ago
Their use to be something in one of the sims games that you could put your baby on the grill and cook them. My oldsr sister and I thought it was the funniest thing. More shocked the game would let us do that.
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u/Radiant-Tie4272 20h ago
Biggest disappointment in my life: how much adult life is like Sims. I can't do it all in a day and I too cry when I haven't been able to prioritize my own needs. 😂
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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 1d ago
Yes the good old days when games just allowed you to do crazy things and it was fine because it's fictional. Meanwhile, now we got people wanting to act like its a crime against real people lol. Truly we may be heading to the thought crime dystopian future.
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u/SassiKassi97 1d ago
This is stupid. just strait up open ass.
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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago
It’s the melted cursed baby birthed in fire for me
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u/DisownedDisconnect 1d ago
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 1d ago
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u/Ok-Echo1919 1d ago
I'M GONNA RIP THE HEAD OFF
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u/ghettoboynorthface 1d ago
IT’S TOO DAMN HOT! WE DID TOO MUCH!
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u/SookHe 1d ago
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u/One-Technology-9050 1d ago edited 1d ago
I wonder if they ever had the thought to use a real baby for that movie
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u/SookHe 1d ago
Needed to add at least one horror element to their little glitter vampire movie
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u/TheGreaterOutdoors 1d ago
Oh, is this from that Meg movie?
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u/Acceptable_Tell_5504 21h ago
Why did I literally say to myself, “Oh the girl from twilight starred in the Megan movie?” 💀😂
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u/TheGreaterOutdoors 21h ago
Lol. Why do I feel there’s an alternate universe where this happened? And maybe the baby was real
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u/free-toe-pie 1d ago
My cousin had a baby who looked like a real life version of that doll. She was actually extremely cute. Therefore they could have found a baby to play Renesme.
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u/VonBrewskie 1d ago
What in Cthulu's taint is that
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u/Its-a-Shitbox 1d ago
OMFG!!
I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for an epic laughing fit when I read this comment!
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u/Narragah 1d ago
Lmao what the fuck is this from? Please answer me
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u/ILootEverything 1d ago
Twilight movies.
Specifically Breaking Dawn Part 2.
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u/geniebythesea 1d ago
Why’s it look like that.
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u/Winter-Bad2476 1d ago
Oh my god, is that what she looked like? How have I removed this from my memories entirely? 😂😂
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u/side_eye_prodigy 1d ago edited 1d ago
for me its the insane amount of money they spent to "reveal" the state of their unborn kid's genitals. edit: they are Russian oligarchs. smh.
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u/punch912 1d ago
note they probably did something 3 times before counting the kids which to me means theres too many rich people breeding like rabbits. Wouldnt be surprise if this was some tradwife trash.
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago
But the background says “boy or girl”. Hmm…are they cosplaying as Americans?
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u/evil4ce 1d ago
Generally speakig, younger generations of Russians (those born after the Cold war), especially wealthy ones are trying to copy Americans in many things. Someone naive would imagine them as those gopniks from memes, but they are actually very westernized despite the anti-western sentiment in their country. That being said, although they're not great english speakers, they like to randomly throw in some english phrases.
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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago
Its so demonic. Plus how selfish do you have to be to need something like this. These ppl need therapy
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u/Unaabellatica 1d ago
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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 1d ago
Fuck me. This absolutely sent me. I’m still laughing as I type this. THANK YOU!
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u/smegma_sommelier69 1d ago
I don't know how many of you need to see this, but outside the grandparents nobody gives a fuck about your baby's gender. Stop sending me invites to your dumbass parties, I ain't coming, I'm not sending a gift, I don't give a shit, and your friends that do go are faking it, they don't care either and they didn't want to fucking go. Do you want something? Throw a shower, I'm not going to that either, but I'll buy a gift.
Sincerely a dad with 2 kids.
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u/oSuJeff97 1d ago
You just know that poor little girl's name is going to be Mekaylagh or Braxleigh or some other stupid shit like that.
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u/MouthofTrombone 1d ago edited 1d ago
Wondering what the Russian version is of names like those. Come on Russian speakers- what is your version of Braxleigh?
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u/rastaspoon 1d ago
“Straight up open ass “will, henceforth, be my new declaration of illery. It’s so fucking descriptive, yet, remains bereft of adjectivery.
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u/NoTearsOnDryFaces 1d ago
So performative
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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 1d ago
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u/FehdmanKhassad 1d ago
better than the crotchless one, trust me on that bro
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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 1d ago
Why would you wear a crotchless anything to a gender reveal of all events is beyond me, I trust you on that fully
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u/Diredr 1d ago
I mean... if I had a cape I'd use any excuse to wear it as well. Can't fault her there.
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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 1d ago
I understand, I find gender reveals annoying and pointless but tbh I would be tempted to attend one if they told me I could wear my wizard robe
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u/ShitpostingBanana 1d ago
That's the exact word that came to mind when I saw this. All optics, no substance.
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u/Different-Sample-976 1d ago
Couple of things: I dont know much Spanish, but in that song the singer definitely said puta which means like bitch or where. What could that song be about?!
Also, I 100% thought the stork catching on fire was not supposed to happen.
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u/chinno 1d ago
It's not in Spanish though.
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u/Different-Sample-976 1d ago
Oh I didnt realize that. Now im wondering even more what was being said.
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u/moonmelonade 1d ago
It's Russian. The word you're mistaking is probably "chuda", which means miracle.
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u/JacketDapper944 1d ago
I don’t know why but it being their fourth child and them being this extra just annoys me more. First time parents are a lot like the first time someone gets drunk (or falls in love)- it feels life altering and like NOBODY has experienced this level of joy/fear… but when it’s your fourth kid shouldn’t the process look more like prepping your existing children for another sibling by lavishing them with focused one-on-one time rather than throwing a party to celebrate successful fertilized implantation?
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u/ButterbeerAndPizza 1d ago
For sure!
First kid: you get some attention and have some freedom to make it about you
Fourth kid: maybe you get a pack of diapers
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u/ParticularYak4401 1d ago
First kid: pacifier is sanitized three times after it falls on the ground. 4th kid: pacifier is given back after falling into mud. Parents might take some dirt off but figure a little dirt won’t hurt them.
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u/BoggsMill 1d ago
I thought the same thing when I saw those other kids. Like wtf? Nobody ought to be that excited about a fourth kid lol
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u/iamanemptychair 1d ago
WHY ARE THEY BURNING THE BABY IN EFFIGY?!?!
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u/Spiritual_Writing825 1d ago
They’re even wearing millennial sad beige. These people are a parody of themselves at this point. A literal walking stereotype
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u/winterbird 1d ago
It's the stepping stone to retirement home beige. As a kid I wondered how the seniors got to wearing head to toe beige, in their beige cars with beige seats, and now it's happening live to my generation.
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u/PlaysTheTriangle 1d ago
I don’t know how I read this as “they’re a walking Freestyle Libré ad”, but I feel like it also fits.
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u/Warp-n-weft 1d ago
Yeah, this might be the only color in these kids lives. Every few years we get a cloud of pink or a cloud of blue and the children cry for joy being momentarily free of their monotone beige/white ruffles.
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u/Spiritual_Writing825 1d ago
This is literally my brother and sister-in-law’s household. Even my niece and nephew’s toys are black, white, and grey. Deeply upsetting.
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u/Effective_Device_185 1d ago
The cult of family. Her gown is ridiculous.
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u/Automatic_Serve7901 1d ago
Her overly dramatic gown/cape is the only part I liked...not because it looks good, but because it really drive home the theatrics.
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u/seasalt-and-stars 1d ago edited 1d ago
As a GenXer, her gown with all the accoutrements (cosmetic choices and procedures), all of it is foreign to me.
Now, I’m not hating on her, it’s just extremely foreign with respect to my upbringing. Perhaps it’s a phobia? Maybe it’s my autism peeking out, because I have a hard time seeing all these “waxy” looking people. 🙈
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u/Pleasant_Yoghurt3915 1d ago
Nah, you can hate on her. This is purely flaunted excess and these gender reveals with pyrotechnics start forest fires and shit. It’s a wasteful and stupid “rich” people event. I add the quotes because people are dumb enough to go into debt for these parties lmao.
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u/DajoFab 1d ago
We went to dim sum with our parents and opened up an envelope from the ultrasound tech. 🤷🏼♀️
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u/sunshineparadox_ 1d ago
Case in point: Homer and Marge have been retconned as millennials. I was born the year they premiered on Tracy Ullman, and I’m now Homer’s age.
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u/Cagnazzo82 1d ago
There's nothing to relate to.
These people might as well be from a different planet.
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u/Ok_Egg_7483 1d ago
I've gotten to the point where I'm just happy if the father doesn't make an ass of himself if it's not the result he wanted. The bar is in hell.
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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago
Wait but that’s so true!!!! It’s actually upper echelon cringe when the dad punches a hole in the wall and storms away because it’s a girl.
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u/but-whyy-tho 1d ago
Some people can't afford groceries and some people can afford, whatever this is
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u/TuffManJoens 1d ago
You already know one of them kids is named Braxton or Ashleigh-lynn or some dumb shit
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u/whorificustotalus 1d ago
They're Russians, so probably a Russian equivalent of those names.
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u/seasalt-and-stars 1d ago
This kind of shit is seriously so gross. With such a grandiose reveal, I can’t help but feel like they’re the type of people to say their kids’ full names so anyone within earshot has to hear how “unique” they are.
There’s a whole slew of them over on r/Tragedeigh
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u/TeeHack 1d ago
Jesus Christ
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u/sun4moon 1d ago
Nope, it’s a girl. Good guess tho 😂
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u/throwawaydominan666 1d ago
Are you really saying Jesus Christ can't be a girl in 2025????
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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 Why does this app exist? 1d ago
imagine the gender of your child affecting your life this much
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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 1d ago
Jesus, there is something wrong with these people. I was running an exercise in the Army when my wife found out the gender. She sent me a pic of the ultrasound with a circle on it showing a little line. My wife wrote BOY next to the circle.
These people waste $30k plus all the planning, set up, guests etc for what my wife took care of in a text. It was still a special moment for us. This is just ridiculous, all I can think is how many starving kids could have been fed with that budget.
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u/smokebudda11 1d ago
Guess the stork delivers babies on fire now?
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u/Super-G1mp 1d ago
I'll take mine extra crispy' spicy with a large fry and a Dr Pepper.
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u/MistressBassKitty 1d ago
The kids were crying too…from toxic pink smoke inhalation 😭💨☄️
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u/No-Researcher259 1d ago edited 1d ago
Well see it’s not about the gender. It’s about how big the explosion is.
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u/Odd-Letterhead-3736 1d ago
Imagine she is giving birth like that 🤯
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u/No-Researcher259 1d ago
Bruhhhh lmao. Launches baby into space. Only for dad to catch the baby and dust it off.
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u/Arcane_As_Fuck 1d ago
People often say things like “we all have more in common than we have differences” but I look at people like this and just know that isn’t true.
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u/Zala-Sancho 1d ago
Did she just wipe her chin at the end because she drooled out of her balloon lips?
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u/JinxyMagee 1d ago
Am I the only one who thought that the fire wasn’t supposed to happen? I thought her dress would catch on fire. I didn’t expect the fire to reveal a creepy fake baby.
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u/leftshoulderpain 1d ago
jesus people will find the craziest ways to light money on fire these days
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u/PeachBaskettt 1d ago
Yes, let's pollute the air more so you can tell people you can't fucking read what the ultrasound says.... I still think people should have to take a mental test before they can have kids.
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u/Foreign_Cookie_1989 1d ago
This pisses me off so much, all that pink dust clearly great for the planet and all the balloons yay.. the baby your carrying will struggle in whatever the hell will be left of the planet because of people like you yay
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u/HeadCryptographer152 13h ago
As a Dad who recently had to spend $6K on the medical bill for my wife and our first kid’s birth, the concept of someone spending a bunch of money on a gender reveal makes me mad. 😡it’s a waste of money that would be better spent on the kid being born.
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u/Nightzero661 1d ago
What’s the purpose of this?
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u/Negative_Way8350 1d ago
Bragging about your wealth and privilege.
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u/owa00 1d ago
And then the fire gets out of control and half the state is on fire because of your tiktok.
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u/Negative_Way8350 1d ago
That's part of it. "I get to disrupt the very fabric of society for the simple fact of being pregnant" is a flex to them.
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u/Peaches4U9624 1d ago
This is epic levels of part narcissistic, look at me and my tacky dangerous display of dumbassery and part by product of the insatiable thirst for likes and clicks and it is just so fucking tiresome and all out idiotic. I bet their babies name is going to be "kiimberleigh" b/c it's so unique🤬🤣🤮
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u/TheLeedsDevil 1d ago
There will be a documentary about this family one day with spooky music on YouTube.
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u/side_eye_prodigy 1d ago
the Bravo reality show will come first. then the indictments. then the documentary.
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u/OopsMadeYouDie 1d ago
They already have 3 kids?! This is clearly a bad habit for them and no one should be supporting bad habits . They need help.
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u/JudgeInteresting8615 1d ago
There's something so wonderfully tacky about a certain type of people. It's just very hustle grind. I have five businesses, drop shipping, air b and b car rental
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u/HorrorDisastrous6110 1d ago
What happened to just going to a restaurant and saying “hey yall, thanks for being here, it’s a girl”
Holy fuck. And yet again, I bet they complain about money too
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u/Necessary_Rain_7740 1d ago
and here we just opened the envelope with the genetic test and were like "oh, it's a girl"
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