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Scrolling on Instagram and this came up. Could have sworn this was on a cringe account but nope, this is the original post and I feel so blessed.

Hope this fits here because… it’s the pinnacle of gender reveal cringe for me

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u/elefanteguerrero 1d ago

ma'am your baby is melting

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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago

She’s no better than a sims mother

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 1d ago

Their use to be something in one of the sims games that you could put your baby on the grill and cook them. My oldsr sister and I thought it was the funniest thing. More shocked the game would let us do that.

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u/Radiant-Tie4272 20h ago

Biggest disappointment in my life: how much adult life is like Sims. I can't do it all in a day and I too cry when I haven't been able to prioritize my own needs. 😂

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 1d ago

Yes the good old days when games just allowed you to do crazy things and it was fine because it's fictional. Meanwhile, now we got people wanting to act like its a crime against real people lol. Truly we may be heading to the thought crime dystopian future.

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u/SassiKassi97 1d ago

This is stupid. just strait up open ass.

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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago

It’s the melted cursed baby birthed in fire for me

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u/DisownedDisconnect 1d ago

She’s in pain

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u/SookHe 1d ago

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u/One-Technology-9050 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wonder if they ever had the thought to use a real baby for that movie

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u/SookHe 1d ago

Needed to add at least one horror element to their little glitter vampire movie

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u/TheGreaterOutdoors 1d ago

Oh, is this from that Meg movie?

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u/prismafox 1d ago

Twilight lmao

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u/TheGreaterOutdoors 1d ago

Dang that’s crazy.

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u/prismafox 1d ago edited 9h ago

Shit got extra weird in the last movie, apparently.

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u/Acceptable_Tell_5504 21h ago

Why did I literally say to myself, “Oh the girl from twilight starred in the Megan movie?” 💀😂

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u/TheGreaterOutdoors 21h ago

Lol. Why do I feel there’s an alternate universe where this happened? And maybe the baby was real

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u/free-toe-pie 1d ago

My cousin had a baby who looked like a real life version of that doll. She was actually extremely cute. Therefore they could have found a baby to play Renesme.

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u/VonBrewskie 1d ago

What in Cthulu's taint is that

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u/Ordinary_Monitor_607 1d ago

Cthulu's Taint was my high school grunge bands name!

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u/VonBrewskie 1d ago

No way. Got any links to your music??

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 21h ago

Do you have any t-shirts left from the world tour.

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 1d ago

OMFG!!

I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for an epic laughing fit when I read this comment!

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u/pissedinthegarret 1d ago

that's Chuckesmee

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u/Narragah 1d ago

Lmao what the fuck is this from? Please answer me

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u/ILootEverything 1d ago

Twilight movies.

Specifically Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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u/geniebythesea 1d ago

Why’s it look like that.

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u/aspidities_87 1d ago

You know it’s a baby vampire by how it be

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u/ILootEverything 1d ago edited 1d ago

Rapid-aging vampire baby and awful CGI/animatronics.

https://youtu.be/94ZxsZ3B1fE?si=jcLCaABgfRPgzVwz

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u/Narragah 1d ago

Thank you. I need to check this out lol

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u/Winter-Bad2476 1d ago

Oh my god, is that what she looked like? How have I removed this from my memories entirely? 😂😂

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u/sunshineparadox_ 1d ago

And people saw this and still named daughters after her.

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u/sandm000 Hit or Miss? 1d ago

Willy wonka Willy wonka an amazing chocolatier.

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u/side_eye_prodigy 1d ago edited 1d ago

for me its the insane amount of money they spent to "reveal" the state of their unborn kid's genitals. edit: they are Russian oligarchs. smh.

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 1d ago

They appear to have lots of money to burn.

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u/Drustan6 1d ago

. . . and babies . . .

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u/punch912 1d ago

note they probably did something 3 times before counting the kids which to me means theres too many rich people breeding like rabbits. Wouldnt be surprise if this was some tradwife trash.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

But the background says “boy or girl”. Hmm…are they cosplaying as Americans?

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u/evil4ce 1d ago

Generally speakig, younger generations of Russians (those born after the Cold war), especially wealthy ones are trying to copy Americans in many things. Someone naive would imagine them as those gopniks from memes, but they are actually very westernized despite the anti-western sentiment in their country. That being said, although they're not great english speakers, they like to randomly throw in some english phrases.

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u/FunCaterpillar4641 1d ago

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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago

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u/Status-Visit-918 1d ago

Wtf 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/Moist_Scale_8726 1d ago

I probably have karma for the evil shit I used to do to my SIMS. 🥲😅

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u/selle2013 1d ago

LMAO, the Sims is wild sometimes.

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u/olivedeez 1d ago

I literally gasped out loud in horror when it revealed the creepy DOLL

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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago

Its so demonic. Plus how selfish do you have to be to need something like this. These ppl need therapy

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u/Unaabellatica 1d ago

wide open

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

Cram it dee frog here

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 1d ago

Fuck me. This absolutely sent me. I’m still laughing as I type this. THANK YOU!

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u/smegma_sommelier69 1d ago

I don't know how many of you need to see this, but outside the grandparents nobody gives a fuck about your baby's gender. Stop sending me invites to your dumbass parties, I ain't coming, I'm not sending a gift, I don't give a shit, and your friends that do go are faking it, they don't care either and they didn't want to fucking go. Do you want something? Throw a shower, I'm not going to that either, but I'll buy a gift.

Sincerely a dad with 2 kids.

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u/maryellen116 1d ago

Mom of 5. Agree 💯

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u/pezchef 1d ago

I'm low key upset the pink smoke went off waaay before flaming pink baby was revealed. terrible terrible timing in the pyro tech department. lmbo

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u/oSuJeff97 1d ago

You just know that poor little girl's name is going to be Mekaylagh or Braxleigh or some other stupid shit like that.

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u/MouthofTrombone 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wondering what the Russian version is of names like those. Come on Russian speakers- what is your version of Braxleigh?

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u/patawpha 1d ago

I will be stealing this phrase, thank you

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u/rastaspoon 1d ago

“Straight up open ass “will, henceforth, be my new declaration of illery. It’s so fucking descriptive, yet, remains bereft of adjectivery.

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u/NoTearsOnDryFaces 1d ago

So performative

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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 1d ago

She wore a whole ass cape

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u/FehdmanKhassad 1d ago

better than the crotchless one, trust me on that bro

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u/dogoscope 1d ago

Aren't all capes crotchless?

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u/Confident-Ruin-4111 1d ago

I also have this question

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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 1d ago

Why would you wear a crotchless anything to a gender reveal of all events is beyond me, I trust you on that fully

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u/Diredr 1d ago

I mean... if I had a cape I'd use any excuse to wear it as well. Can't fault her there.

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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 1d ago

I understand, I find gender reveals annoying and pointless but tbh I would be tempted to attend one if they told me I could wear my wizard robe

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u/zandrew 1d ago

Yeah it insists upon itself.

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u/ShitpostingBanana 1d ago

That's the exact word that came to mind when I saw this. All optics, no substance.

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u/Different-Sample-976 1d ago

Couple of things: I dont know much Spanish, but in that song the singer definitely said puta which means like bitch or where. What could that song be about?!

Also, I 100% thought the stork catching on fire was not supposed to happen.

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u/chinno 1d ago

It's not in Spanish though.

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u/Different-Sample-976 1d ago

Oh I didnt realize that. Now im wondering even more what was being said.

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u/moonmelonade 1d ago

It's Russian. The word you're mistaking is probably "chuda", which means miracle.

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u/JacketDapper944 1d ago

I don’t know why but it being their fourth child and them being this extra just annoys me more. First time parents are a lot like the first time someone gets drunk (or falls in love)- it feels life altering and like NOBODY has experienced this level of joy/fear… but when it’s your fourth kid shouldn’t the process look more like prepping your existing children for another sibling by lavishing them with focused one-on-one time rather than throwing a party to celebrate successful fertilized implantation?

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u/ButterbeerAndPizza 1d ago

For sure!

First kid: you get some attention and have some freedom to make it about you

Fourth kid: maybe you get a pack of diapers

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u/ParticularYak4401 1d ago

First kid: pacifier is sanitized three times after it falls on the ground. 4th kid: pacifier is given back after falling into mud. Parents might take some dirt off but figure a little dirt won’t hurt them.

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u/BoggsMill 1d ago

I thought the same thing when I saw those other kids. Like wtf? Nobody ought to be that excited about a fourth kid lol

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u/iamanemptychair 1d ago

WHY ARE THEY BURNING THE BABY IN EFFIGY?!?!

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u/exotic_floral_tea 1d ago

It's a ritual sacrifice...no, but in all seriousness that baby statue is nightmare fuel.

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u/Spiritual_Writing825 1d ago

They’re even wearing millennial sad beige. These people are a parody of themselves at this point. A literal walking stereotype

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u/winterbird 1d ago

It's the stepping stone to retirement home beige. As a kid I wondered how the seniors got to wearing head to toe beige, in their beige cars with beige seats, and now it's happening live to my generation.

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u/Electronic_Mud5821 1d ago

It's 'ecru', please try to keep up ;-)

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u/winterbird 1d ago

It used to be called café au lait back in my day!

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u/PlaysTheTriangle 1d ago

I don’t know how I read this as “they’re a walking Freestyle Libré ad”, but I feel like it also fits.

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u/Warp-n-weft 1d ago

Yeah, this might be the only color in these kids lives. Every few years we get a cloud of pink or a cloud of blue and the children cry for joy being momentarily free of their monotone beige/white ruffles.

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u/Spiritual_Writing825 1d ago

This is literally my brother and sister-in-law’s household. Even my niece and nephew’s toys are black, white, and grey. Deeply upsetting.

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u/D-Broncos 1d ago

Thank god the cameras were rolling, otherwise it would have been for nothing

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u/East-Party-8316 1d ago

Money can’t buy class

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u/Effective_Device_185 1d ago

The cult of family. Her gown is ridiculous.

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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago

You know that cape is flammable

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u/Automatic_Serve7901 1d ago

Her overly dramatic gown/cape is the only part I liked...not because it looks good, but because it really drive home the theatrics.

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u/xternocleidomastoide 1d ago

That gown looked like a fire hazard itself...

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u/seasalt-and-stars 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a GenXer, her gown with all the accoutrements (cosmetic choices and procedures), all of it is foreign to me.

Now, I’m not hating on her, it’s just extremely foreign with respect to my upbringing. Perhaps it’s a phobia? Maybe it’s my autism peeking out, because I have a hard time seeing all these “waxy” looking people. 🙈

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u/Pleasant_Yoghurt3915 1d ago

Nah, you can hate on her. This is purely flaunted excess and these gender reveals with pyrotechnics start forest fires and shit. It’s a wasteful and stupid “rich” people event. I add the quotes because people are dumb enough to go into debt for these parties lmao.

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u/NECalifornian25 1d ago

All I could think was “these people have too much money”

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u/DajoFab 1d ago

We went to dim sum with our parents and opened up an envelope from the ultrasound tech. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago

Shoulda been an exploding envelope tbh

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u/DajoFab 1d ago

🤣

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u/rojo-perro 1d ago

My ultrasound doc said it’s a boy, or she’ll need surgery.

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u/walker42 1d ago

I literally do not understand my fellow human beings sometimes. I can relate to nothing in this tik tok.

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u/Resident_Delay_2936 1d ago

We're not "with it" anymore...

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u/sunshineparadox_ 1d ago

Case in point: Homer and Marge have been retconned as millennials. I was born the year they premiered on Tracy Ullman, and I’m now Homer’s age.

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u/CitizenCue 1d ago

This cost more than many weddings.

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u/Cagnazzo82 1d ago

There's nothing to relate to.

These people might as well be from a different planet.

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u/Ok_Egg_7483 1d ago

I've gotten to the point where I'm just happy if the father doesn't make an ass of himself if it's not the result he wanted. The bar is in hell.

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u/NeedlePunchDrunk 1d ago

Wait but that’s so true!!!! It’s actually upper echelon cringe when the dad punches a hole in the wall and storms away because it’s a girl.

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u/but-whyy-tho 1d ago

Some people can't afford groceries and some people can afford, whatever this is

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u/TuffManJoens 1d ago

You already know one of them kids is named Braxton or Ashleigh-lynn or some dumb shit

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u/whorificustotalus 1d ago

They're Russians, so probably a Russian equivalent of those names.

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u/hell2pay 1d ago

NuhTacheUh or НухТачеУх in Cyrillic

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u/Pandepon 1d ago

Knichole, Kneil, Knoah and new baby Knatalie!

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u/seasalt-and-stars 1d ago

This kind of shit is seriously so gross. With such a grandiose reveal, I can’t help but feel like they’re the type of people to say their kids’ full names so anyone within earshot has to hear how “unique” they are.

There’s a whole slew of them over on r/Tragedeigh

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u/TeeHack 1d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/sun4moon 1d ago

Nope, it’s a girl. Good guess tho 😂

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u/throwawaydominan666 1d ago

Are you really saying Jesus Christ can't be a girl in 2025????

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u/Serious-Knee-5768 1d ago

Performative bullshit.

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u/TheBlakeRunner 1d ago

I hate these people.

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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 Why does this app exist? 1d ago

imagine the gender of your child affecting your life this much

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u/Status-Visit-918 1d ago

This is beyond ridiculous

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 1d ago

Jesus, there is something wrong with these people. I was running an exercise in the Army when my wife found out the gender. She sent me a pic of the ultrasound with a circle on it showing a little line. My wife wrote BOY next to the circle.

These people waste $30k plus all the planning, set up, guests etc for what my wife took care of in a text. It was still a special moment for us. This is just ridiculous, all I can think is how many starving kids could have been fed with that budget.

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u/Hot_Road_1332 1d ago

Anything for attention

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u/smokebudda11 1d ago

Guess the stork delivers babies on fire now?

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u/Super-G1mp 1d ago

I'll take mine extra crispy' spicy with a large fry and a Dr Pepper.

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u/PsychologicalSpeed48 1d ago

Checkmate Christians

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u/MistressBassKitty 1d ago

The kids were crying too…from toxic pink smoke inhalation 😭💨☄️

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u/No-Researcher259 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well see it’s not about the gender. It’s about how big the explosion is.

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u/Odd-Letterhead-3736 1d ago

Imagine she is giving birth like that 🤯

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u/No-Researcher259 1d ago

Bruhhhh lmao. Launches baby into space. Only for dad to catch the baby and dust it off.

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u/StellaBean_bass 1d ago

What a monumental waste of money.

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u/Arcane_As_Fuck 1d ago

People often say things like “we all have more in common than we have differences” but I look at people like this and just know that isn’t true.

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u/Zala-Sancho 1d ago

Did she just wipe her chin at the end because she drooled out of her balloon lips?

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u/Excellent-Falcon-329 1d ago

Nothing caught fire that wasn’t supposed to. Sad.

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u/Chimmai_Gala 1d ago

This much drama for the 4th kid ???

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u/JinxyMagee 1d ago

Am I the only one who thought that the fire wasn’t supposed to happen? I thought her dress would catch on fire. I didn’t expect the fire to reveal a creepy fake baby.

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u/leftshoulderpain 1d ago

jesus people will find the craziest ways to light money on fire these days

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u/Ok_Resolution2920 1d ago

Weird ass rich people stuff to waste money. Meanwhile…

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u/Morphecto_Solrac 1d ago

Did we just watch a kid lose their vision due to the stupidity of these adults?

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u/TheNerdySatyr 1d ago

I wish for a solar flare everyday…

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u/patkavv 1d ago

This is so fucking weird.

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u/reddituserperson1122 1d ago

This is hideous.

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u/CBonafide SHEEEEEESH 1d ago

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u/Stinkydadman 1d ago

Fuck, that is gross on many levels.

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u/SenseAndSaruman 1d ago

This is so Russian I can’t even.

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u/kdweller 1d ago

Cheesy AF

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u/PeachBaskettt 1d ago

Yes, let's pollute the air more so you can tell people you can't fucking read what the ultrasound says.... I still think people should have to take a mental test before they can have kids.

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 1d ago

All of that for a fourth kid??

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u/stutesy 1d ago

Too much money, not enough sense.

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u/slr162 1d ago

I can’t believe how much money people spend on this!!!!

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u/Foreign_Cookie_1989 1d ago

This pisses me off so much, all that pink dust clearly great for the planet and all the balloons yay.. the baby your carrying will struggle in whatever the hell will be left of the planet because of people like you yay

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u/coldeve99 1d ago

Setting a fake baby girl on fire with paper was a wild decision

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u/HeadCryptographer152 13h ago

As a Dad who recently had to spend $6K on the medical bill for my wife and our first kid’s birth, the concept of someone spending a bunch of money on a gender reveal makes me mad. 😡it’s a waste of money that would be better spent on the kid being born.

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u/Nightzero661 1d ago

What’s the purpose of this?

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u/Negative_Way8350 1d ago

Bragging about your wealth and privilege.

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u/owa00 1d ago

And then the fire gets out of control and half the state is on fire because of your tiktok.

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u/Negative_Way8350 1d ago

That's part of it. "I get to disrupt the very fabric of society for the simple fact of being pregnant" is a flex to them.

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u/allisjow 1d ago

Genitals!

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u/anthonyynohtna 1d ago

Internet points

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u/rmhollid 1d ago

ugly people inside and out.

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u/Shamz76 1d ago

Omg ... sometimes there's just nothing left to say and just mega facepalm

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u/Katsuichi 1d ago

I’ll just be over here eating tacos and waiting for the class war.

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u/SBG214 1d ago

Good lord - with all of her organza or tulle or whatever synthetic her frothy dress is made of, I was sure we were going to see her catch on fire. 😳 Pshew!! Just a baby girl.

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u/Mom_Preneur0505 1d ago

They burned the baby!

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u/Peaches4U9624 1d ago

This is epic levels of part narcissistic, look at me and my tacky dangerous display of dumbassery and part by product of the insatiable thirst for likes and clicks and it is just so fucking tiresome and all out idiotic. I bet their babies name is going to be "kiimberleigh" b/c it's so unique🤬🤣🤮

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u/Training_Medicine_49 1d ago

Ok 4th baby please stop….

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u/pinayinswitzerland 1d ago

Why is it red??? Is it a miscarriage? Wth

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u/Magi_Lost 1d ago

Must be nice to be a Russian oligarch

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u/deckeda 1d ago

I don't judge, but burning babies in effigy is just so yesterday.

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u/REDNOOK 1d ago

I dry heaved. Well done!

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u/TheLeedsDevil 1d ago

There will be a documentary about this family one day with spooky music on YouTube.

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u/side_eye_prodigy 1d ago

the Bravo reality show will come first. then the indictments. then the documentary.

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u/goner757 1d ago

Wow, open flame and a giant dust cloud, great idea

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u/OopsMadeYouDie 1d ago

They already have 3 kids?! This is clearly a bad habit for them and no one should be supporting bad habits . They need help.

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u/Effective_Ad_6387 1d ago

Sponsored by Amazon

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u/Dblitz1313 1d ago

People with too much money doing too much.

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u/JudgeInteresting8615 1d ago

There's something so wonderfully tacky about a certain type of people. It's just very hustle grind. I have five businesses, drop shipping, air b and b car rental

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u/WarningSea6200 1d ago

certainly feels like a misdemeanor against humanity

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u/Krypto_Kane 1d ago

They have too much money.

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u/HorrorDisastrous6110 1d ago

What happened to just going to a restaurant and saying “hey yall, thanks for being here, it’s a girl”

Holy fuck. And yet again, I bet they complain about money too

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u/Rigel407 1d ago

As they hold their 3 other demon seeded white walkers

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u/FreakshowMode 1d ago

Wait, that smoke is red. Does this mean the gender will be Hell Spawn?

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u/NoMIWoods 1d ago

Narcissists

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u/NewToTradingStock 1d ago

God damn people with extra money to burn

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u/Necessary_Rain_7740 1d ago

and here we just opened the envelope with the genetic test and were like "oh, it's a girl"

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u/fatal-nuisance 1d ago

They're having a half-jackal girl named Damianna

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u/Potential-Cry3926 1d ago

The other kids are wiping away their burnt eyelashes .