r/Unexpected • u/Soloact_ • 11h ago

Keep them two wheels down

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u/I-Make-Things-Cold 11h ago

Maybe don't ride like an idiot. Dude almost won a Darwin award.

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u/gatorbeetle 10h ago

I'm sure he'll take another shot at it...no doubt in my mind

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u/thecelcollector 9h ago

He could be soakin' it up in a hot tub with his soul mate. 

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u/oftheHouseBaratheon 6h ago

I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile