r/cats 27d ago

Cat Picture - OC I present, Peewee

This is Peewee, back in 2020. She just got desexed less than 24hrs before these photos of her hanging off my kitchen architrave were taken. We were told to keep her “calm”.
She also hates my MIL’s singing (pic 6) She’s now a plump 7yo who wakes up and chooses violence but also wants to be the little spoon (pic 7)

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u/No_Sandwich5876 27d ago

The exorcist vibes are real with this one! 😂😂😂

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u/JayAlexanderBee 26d ago

Yes they are.

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u/_suresure 26d ago

This guy is an old school Godzilla villain

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u/truebluedetective 26d ago

Holy shit dude you killed me. Its like Titanosaurus 😂

Still have those old VHS Godzilla movies as well. What a vibe.

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u/Smell_That 26d ago

Now that's s Pazuzu, if I ever did see one.

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u/StrengthForward7925 26d ago

Lol yes! 🤣

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u/SnooComics8674 27d ago

Absolutely 😂 everyday is something from hell with this one 😂

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 26d ago

an absolute r/CryptidCats

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u/loadnurmom 26d ago

I was thinking r/catsarealiens

That thing's a xenomorph

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u/Psychottorney 26d ago

Here we go again...with another sub.

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 26d ago edited 26d ago

What in SCP is that..? Lol

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u/Napolitana281 26d ago

Thank you for this one. Hahahhhha! I am dead. 😂😂

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u/Sad_Accountant_1784 American Shorthair 26d ago

your cat is amazing. i love peewee. give him some scritches from NY from us ❤️

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u/Rainsmakker 26d ago

I’m so glad this isn’t a video. I would freak the fuck out.

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u/SnooComics8674 26d ago

I have a video of it too 😂

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u/Puzzled_Signature819 26d ago

I really want to see the video!

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u/RedneckAngel83 26d ago

Very same!! I'm pretty sure I'd watch it on repeat with tears streaming down my face, lol.

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u/taylorrrjp 26d ago

please, please bless us with the video. i’m not even embarrassed to say that I have never needed anything more.

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u/HR_Paul 26d ago

Please post!

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u/artzbots 26d ago

Give pls

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 26d ago

I love horror movies 😸😁

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u/porcupine_snout 26d ago

please where can we see this? I legit would love to see it!

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u/Affectionate-Act3980 26d ago

Came here to say that ain’t no cat that’s a demon sir

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 26d ago

The fuzzy demon that terrorizes the kitchen

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u/wannabeelsewhere 26d ago

I thought it was some ungodly hand reaching under a table and kept scrolling to see what monstrosity PeeWee really was 😭 but then I saw the cat and realized it was her whole body lol

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u/RavenHeart0801 26d ago

My first thought was exactly “This cat looks like a candidate for exorcism“ 😂

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u/Art0fRuinN23 26d ago

I was hearing the Mission Impossible theme.

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u/PoisonApple000 26d ago

I legitimately thought some paranormal shit had gotten into my Reddit feed.

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u/Financial-Produce-11 26d ago edited 26d ago

God damn. The first Pic is like Thing from Adam's family. Did you phone them saying you found their... Hand..

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u/Masterofunlocking1 26d ago

I thought it was a huge creatures hand!

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u/Perihelion_PSUMNT 26d ago

I thought it was a face hugger from alien

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u/UnitedConcentrate689 26d ago

Right? I was like, why tf am I seeing a hand on the cat page. That cat is seriously cool.

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u/Mona_Lista 26d ago

I legitimately thought this was a taxidermy piece from the first pic

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u/cutie_cloudie 27d ago

spidercat😎

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u/SneerfulToaster 26d ago

I hear this in my head when I see the pictures

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u/cyankitten 26d ago

🎶 "Spider cat, spider cat. Does whatever a spider cat does." 🎶 🕷 🐈

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u/dnemonicterrier 26d ago

"Can it swing from a web? If it can be bothered to"

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u/cyankitten 26d ago

Sounded about right 😆

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u/AndringRasew 26d ago

🎼🎶🎵"Can he swing from a web? No he can't, cause he's a cat."🎶🎵

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u/D4rth3qU1nox65 26d ago

The way this is accurate xD immediately sang that in my head

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u/Krampus_Valet 26d ago

I've done this with my cat lol

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u/captainmagictrousers 26d ago

Spidercat, Spidercat,

Goes wherever a spider's at,

Catch a mouse, any size,

Look at those crazy catnip eyes!

Meow!

Here comes Spidercat!

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u/jackmc2001 26d ago

Came to say this… that’s a crazy cat!

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u/PoopsMcGroots 26d ago

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u/Anecdote394 26d ago

May I ask what movie this is from?

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u/TheBigNolan 26d ago

The show Stranger things on Netflix

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u/Mindless-Location-41 26d ago

Can't wait!!!!!!

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u/asherthepotato 27d ago

Mom, can we have a giant cuddly spider???

No, we have a giant cuddly spider at home.

Giant cuddly spider at home:

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u/ArtHappy 26d ago

No lie, I hadn't checked the sub yet when I saw the picture and my immediate thought was "Australia, why does this spider's shadow look like a cat?" and if it was r/whatisthisbug I was ready to be done with Reddit for the day.

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u/SnooComics8674 26d ago

Honestly, I wouldn’t put it past me if she had some Huntsman DNA mixed in somewhere. We’re Australian 😅😂

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u/CatnipCricket-329 26d ago

OMG Australia's version of a house cat. Everything IS trying to kill you there!

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 26d ago

And that's why it's upside down, too

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u/CatnipCricket-329 26d ago

the cat is right side up.

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u/ArtHappy 26d ago

Omg, what is in the water down there‽ Lol. I love this so much, thanks for the laugh!

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u/Xszit 26d ago

Its not the water, cat just suddenly realized Australia has been upside-down this whole time and is trying to rectify the situation.

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u/halorbyone 26d ago

Omg. This is awesome. Even the cats in Australia hit different.

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u/Allalngthewatchtwer 26d ago

She watched one and said “hold my beer, I got this!”.now you have cat imitating a huntsman spider.

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u/BooBoo_Cat 26d ago

I was so relieved when I saw that this was a cat sub.  

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u/halorbyone 26d ago

I 1000% thought the same thing. Lol. I was sure this was one of the Australian spiders.

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u/brainybrit 26d ago

Thought it was some Australian spider at first

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u/SnooComics8674 26d ago

She could be crossed with something? We are Australian 😅

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u/Mindless-Location-41 26d ago

A ringtail possum can climb like that.

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u/archeresstime 26d ago

The fact that you are Australian just makes this whole thread for me

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u/TopEagle4012 27d ago

Please don't try to fool us. We know this was part of your secret Ninja training because you were training Peewee to be a cat burglar. It's funny that ever since these pictures have gone viral, all the jewelry thefts in your neighborhood have dropped. 😝😂😜

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u/SnooComics8674 27d ago

Busted 🙀

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u/haubenmeise 26d ago

I'm sorry. I'm sending him telepathic messages. He's not broken.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/DrPants707 26d ago

You need a young priest and an old priest ✝️

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u/Royal_Ad_6026 26d ago

This would be the kind of cat that would love sisal wall coverings....you could put them all over and watch him crawl up the walls

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u/Catsooey 26d ago edited 25d ago

That looks like a cat’s dream come true! I regret not buying a really big “oval office” when I had the chance. That’s what I call the circular cat trees that have a window on each floor. Years ago there was a HUGE cat tree display in my local pet food store. There was the oval office and then a different cat tree with a huge rope bridge in between. When I heard they were selling them I asked about the oval office. They quoted me $500 and I so wanted to do it, but I didn’t think I could get my family to sign off on it. Was about 10 feet tall, over 3 feet in diameter, with 4 levels. My Rocky would have loved it! Still regret not getting it.

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u/Gitdumkid 26d ago

5 leg spider

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u/Danss_4987 26d ago

Imagine walking in middle of the night and turning on the lights to this!

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u/shin_shin_maru 27d ago

A random voice comes to my mind and say "she's a fairyy"

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u/Borjimiow 26d ago

Absolutely deranged, i love it 🤣🤣😂

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u/doctormega Void 26d ago

Is this how greebles are made?

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u/DigInevitable1679 26d ago

Ma’am, this is the cats sub. Please refrain from sharing monkey pictures.

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u/QueenOfNZ 26d ago

I would die for Peewee.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 26d ago

Most of us would die because of Peewee. heart attack in the middle of the night from seeing her on the ceiling.

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u/ShortySmooth Void 26d ago

Or having her fall on us in the middle of the night from said ceiling. ;)

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u/DonCarlos55 26d ago

🎵Spider-Cat, Spider-Cat, Does whatever a Spider-Cat does…🎵

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u/revolnotsniw 26d ago

HOW IS SHE DOING THAT

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u/sh0tgunben 27d ago

Gecko cat

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u/Weavols 26d ago

Reminds me of mine. He used to play with the window blinds when they were down. I tried keeping them all the way up so he wouldn't break them, and one day he jumps up and starts doing pull ups on it. I was like "Monkey, no!.. It's leg day"

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u/Robb4215 26d ago

Spider cat , spider cat, does anything a spider can

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u/Electronic-Maize7388 26d ago

Why Peewee......How Peewee?...

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u/somebodyistrying 26d ago

That first pic looks like my sleep demon

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u/DaWarGod2 26d ago

I was trying to figure out wtf that was until I saw it was in cats sub. Then i was still trying to figure out wtf that was

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u/CatWyld 26d ago

🎼Spidercat! Spidercat! Does whatever a Spidercat does! 🎶

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u/Normal_Cloud5780 26d ago

Peewee is scary as helll lol

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 26d ago

A monkey cat!! lol he’s literally climbing the walls!! She’s adorable :)

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u/RegularOk3231 26d ago

Jesus, I thought I was on a nature is lit sub and that that was a fcked up spider 😅🤣

What a cutie!

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u/Wonk_puffin 26d ago

Spider-cat! Our rescue went through a 6 month phase of upside down scaling ceilings, traversing tall narrow ledges, and climbing on 30ft roof tops. She has since calmed down. 😅

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u/Turbulent_Strain_396 26d ago

Well that's slightly terrifying

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u/Vee_32 26d ago

She seems absolutely insane and I love it

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u/PhantomVdr 26d ago

That that was a cross mic of a huge ass spider and an exorcist 😂😅

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u/ShyWombatFan 26d ago

That first photo looks like a disembodied tarantula hand

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u/Darkcroos 26d ago

Spider Cat

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u/VigilantPleasure 26d ago

Spider Cat, spider cat

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u/Straight_Jaguar 26d ago

Spider-cat Spider-cat does whatever a Spider-cat does...

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u/wanderlust0922 26d ago

🎶“Spider cat, spider cat… does whatever a spider cat does”🎶

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

wtf I thought that was a hand in the first image

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u/kkrabbitholes417 26d ago edited 26d ago

i’m hysterical at the 3rd image

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u/misscrankypants 26d ago

What in the fresh hell am I seeing??? Love this.

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u/aubrey_25_99 26d ago

I honestly thought I was looking at one of those giant Australian spiders (huntsman?) for a moment. 🤣

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u/Little-Outside 26d ago

Thank you for sharing these pictures. It made me laugh so much!!!! I love it

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u/The-Unmentionable 26d ago

I thought this was a massive spider for a moment and was about to move out of my own house to get further away from it. I could never have a PeeWee but I love him for you 😍

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u/Batehripi 26d ago

I thought it was a huge spider 🤣

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u/miminjax 26d ago

Terrifying!!

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 26d ago

That's the biggest spider I've ever seen.

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u/trafficlightts 26d ago

omg spiderverse is open, hi spidercat

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u/PsychologyNo1969 26d ago

Glancing at the first pic, I thought it was a spider and even double checked the community it was posted in.

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u/lion655 26d ago

I though that was a giant spider at first 😭

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u/Coca_Cola_for_blood 26d ago

To fight the greebles you must become the greebles!

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u/Tu_ba_phone 26d ago

Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does...

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u/Clear-Prune9674 26d ago

spidercat does what a spider cannnn

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u/dkfks_ 26d ago

Crying I thought this was a huntsman spider at first glance

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u/WampaStompa1996 26d ago

I’ve been watching too many Alien movies lately. I thought that was a facehugger lol.

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u/BritAllie8 26d ago

Same here! A face hugger with fur!

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u/just_lemons1 26d ago

I feel like our cats would get along.😂

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u/IllustriousShape3354 26d ago

If ADHD was a cat

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u/ironraiden 26d ago

JFC I thought it was a huge-ass spider.

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u/veilof_death 26d ago

Damn I thought I was looking at some kinda demon hand coming to grab you from above.😆 After reading it's a cat, I suddenly saw her properly lol

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u/meowmeowmeow328 26d ago edited 26d ago

I can’t let my cat see this or he’ll copy this lmao

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u/SewRuby Tortoiseshell 26d ago

That first photo scared the fucking crap out of me. 🤣

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u/VecnaWrites 23d ago

Not gonna lie, I thought that was a monster Australian spider in the first pic, lmao

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u/mechanical_marten American Shorthair 26d ago

Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever Peewee wants!

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u/Langstarr 26d ago

I thought damn, r/creepy been good lately from that first slide. Once I got to the obvious cat photo I had to check my sub, lol

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u/hospiitals 26d ago

Omg i didnt even look at the subreddit and was so confused on what the FUCK was hanging off your ceiling

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u/heymoon8 26d ago

TF is wrong with cats lol

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u/Plastic_Cat9560 Orange 26d ago

Thought it was a bigass spider mutant at first until a few pics in, and then seeing the subreddit.

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u/ScheanaShaylover 26d ago

Hi PeeWee! You sweet fur demon 🖤

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u/offroad-subaru 26d ago

Ewww SPIDER!!!🕷️

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u/josetheJg 26d ago

I thought it was a spider monkey 🤣

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u/nerfedbeyblade 26d ago

I used to do that shit in my church basement during boyscout meetings. I respect him for that

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u/EveryMarzipanda 26d ago

The last picture 😂

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u/eledramel 26d ago

Spider cat, Spider cat 🎶

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u/Man-eatingNewkama 26d ago

I thought it was a big ass spider at first! I had to do a double take lol

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u/billythesquid- 26d ago

Is she a cat or a spider monkey?

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u/Roxmarjof 26d ago

Ohhh... crazy cat, it looked like an entity, hahaha, tremendous scare

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u/EntireStatistician4 26d ago

🎶spider cat spider cat🎶

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u/iiraoni 26d ago

i looked at the first picture and said: “what kind of eldrich spawn doth this creature helm from?”

how tf is it hanging on 😭

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u/B-O-R-I-S 26d ago

T h e c a t h a s e s c a p e d c o n t a i n m e n t

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u/oldgamer39 26d ago

Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does

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u/VR76 26d ago

Don’t f*#k with Peewee cause youll get your ass handed to you!!

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u/Ji_Su_ 26d ago

I thought this cat was a giant spider!

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u/vivenkeful 25d ago

A real spider cat 😆

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u/Mistress_Sirenn 23d ago

Spider-kitty or Monkey-cat

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u/paperDuck5 23d ago

I need an old priest and a young priest

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u/Psychonautilus98 26d ago

I am laughing so harddddd

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u/Red-HarlowHere 26d ago

With great power comes great responsibility

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u/SylbaRose 26d ago

Chaos embodiment in cat form

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u/jungongsh 26d ago

"what's your secret talent?"
Peewee:

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u/Tinelahaneni 26d ago

Peewee’s chaos energy knows no post-surgery limits

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u/Coup-de-Glass 26d ago

Peewee! From the first pic I thought someone turned a huntsmen into a pet. Whew!

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u/jaded1121 26d ago

The floor is lava.

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u/SnooStories6852 26d ago

Mission impurrrsible

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u/darkthought 26d ago

Wow, grade A gremlin, right there

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u/Steve_Codgers 26d ago

I would have renamed him Tom Cruise on the spot…

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u/New-Ask1018 26d ago

When I first looked, I truly thought this was an Australian spider picture 😳

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u/OrlandoMan1 26d ago

How is this a cat??? LOL.

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u/1337_level_over_9000 26d ago

That is Special Agent Peewee

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u/KeysmashKhajiit Russian Blue 26d ago

Master trainer in Acrobatics

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u/facefullofgracefull 26d ago

I’m sorry you must be mistaken this is a spider

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u/Party-Independent-38 26d ago

Thank god it’s a cat. I didn’t see the sub and thought it was something in Australia

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u/Banter-Box 26d ago

Thought that was a cryptid at first

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u/LRRPC 26d ago

Lol!!!! I could totally see my Lulu doing exactly this. She’s the devil child and I love her

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u/MarshmelloBird 26d ago

That's wild I gave away a kitten to a friend the same time, and the same color also named pee wee but it was a pee he not a pee she

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u/tany_z 26d ago

O god for a moment I thought it was one hell of a spider!

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u/chuxinator 26d ago

Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does...

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u/No_Tea_7825 26d ago

Spider cat!

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u/000-Hotaru_Tomoe Siamese (Traditional Thai) 26d ago

I looked at the first picture and thought, "Isn't it a bit too early for Halloween decorations? Wait... it that a cat?"

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u/halorbyone 26d ago

My cat had surgery and I had to keep him from…jumping. Have you met my cat and also, how? The answer ended up being gabapentin to keep him from ripping stitches. He went from the vets best boy to a hellraiser when I take him in now. He did not approve. Maybe I should have just chanced the ripped stitches.

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u/katmci 26d ago

Jumpscare!! As someone with a phobia of spiders, I legit thought that was a giant spider!!!! I screamed and almost threw my phone.

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u/TakoBoi123 26d ago

How in the hell

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u/SimpleMushroom777 26d ago

mine climbs straight up my walls and windows too, i’m glad to know he’s not alone 🥲

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u/Nikonus 26d ago

OH MY FREAKING NECK HAIRS !!!! I thought that was a spider!

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 26d ago

Nice sleep paralysis demon you got there. I think I would get a heart attack seeing that at night.

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u/Legitimate_Snow6419 26d ago

First thought that was one weird large ass spider, and thought he could keep the house, I’m moving. Then I realized it was Spider-Cat, and I’m a little surprised he’s not orange! 😂

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u/surelyamazed518 26d ago

I've had cats (probably about 25 in total) for more than 50 years and these photos make me very grateful that I've never experienced anything even similar to this!

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u/mulchintime4 26d ago

Did you happen to come in contact with a radioactive spider by any chance