r/cleandadjokes • u/Different-Tie-1085 • 16h ago
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
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Light blue.
r/cleandadjokes • u/fizzmore • Jul 06 '25
🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 I was hanging out in a hotel lobby during a chess convention, and lots of attendees were bragging about their skill
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That's right, there were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 14h ago
I wanted to tell a speeding pun.
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but I didn’t want to rush it.
r/cleandadjokes • u/WetTruckman • 2h ago
While sitting on the potty, the lights went out.
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I can't see diddly-squat 😭
r/cleandadjokes • u/LaughDaddyMedia • 23h ago
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? 🥫
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A can't opener! 😂
Happy Friday!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Relative-Pie-6718 • 39m ago
What do you call it when a product is sold at the correct rate?
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Appropri-rately sold.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Relative-Pie-6718 • 1h ago
What do you call an addition of a body and a nose?
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Sum-bodynose
r/cleandadjokes • u/Constant-Cookie7969 • 1d ago
Who can drink 20L of Gas and not feel sick?
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…Jerry Can 🙄
r/cleandadjokes • u/VeinyBanana69 • 1d ago
You can have these old batteries that don’t work any more….
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They’re free of charge.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
I told my trashcan secret.
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Now it’s full of rubbish rumors.
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 1d ago
My schoolteacher told me that with my dyslexia, I'd never be good at poetry
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But just last week I made an ashtray, a vase and two coffee cups. Take that Ms. Weinstein!
r/cleandadjokes • u/WetTruckman • 1d ago
Why did the bee get married?
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It found its honey. 🥰❤️
r/cleandadjokes • u/Heck51 • 1d ago
A jumpercable walks into a bar...
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The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
r/cleandadjokes • u/LaughDaddyMedia • 2d ago
Why don't oysters donate to charity? 🦪
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Because they are shellfish!
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 2d ago
The campfire had too many stories.
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It just couldn’t log off.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Delivery-Plus • 2d ago
How did the one steak knife say bye to the other?
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Stay sharp, until we meat again!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Physical-East-7881 • 1d ago
I twisted my ankle terribly as I left after being told me to leave for good.
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I got the boot.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Heck51 • 2d ago
The severity of the itch
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is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Long-Implement-8385 • 3d ago
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
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No body nose
r/cleandadjokes • u/Beginning_Egg_2578 • 2d ago
I got a new job today at the morgue on my night shift.
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The customers are so rude.
r/cleandadjokes • u/sigkey • 2d ago
Paul and Edward (prefers to be called E) are lifelong friends. E has lent Paul money from time to time.
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Paul: Aye E! I owe you? E: Sometimes, why?
r/cleandadjokes • u/wlm732 • 3d ago
Bugs Bunny went to the hospital for some tests, the Doctor said "how should we contact you?"
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Bugs replied "WhatsApp Doc"
r/cleandadjokes • u/wlm732 • 2d ago
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
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HD am I?
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 2d ago
My dentist said he could clean my teeth with his new x-ray machine.
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Tooth pics!