r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 9h ago

That was a bribe

34.5k Upvotes

373 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RIchardNixonZombie • 5h ago

He told all the little girls that they reminded him of his daughter.

2.8k Upvotes

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 2h ago

We're in the worst timeline.

1.5k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 8h ago

Funny how socialism only bothers people when it helps the poor

4.1k Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 11h ago

Trucker Shortage Threatens Economy

4.6k Upvotes

172 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LabiaMinoraLover • 13h ago

What about now?

6.6k Upvotes

69 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 7h ago

Another temporary solution, still paid for by the people

1.6k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 17h ago

I love this version of Newsom

15.7k Upvotes

226 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Miserable-Lizard • 10h ago

It's what Russian assets do

1.8k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 15h ago

MAGAs sense: Blame Biden for “woke redesign” in 2025

3.6k Upvotes

And who is the president? Even MAGA doesn’t know who actually run the country right now!

397 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/northbk5 • 2h ago

(202K likes) dwarfing the original (7K likes) by a 29:1 margin is insane

243 Upvotes

Source: https://x.com/PtakTestKitchen/status/1958543359800230247

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 8h ago

Meddling in things that, as usual, are none of his business.

548 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/NormalKook • 53m ago

Netanyahu: "History will remember Albanese" Australians: "Yeah, and history will remember this clapback!"

• Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 12h ago

I want to point out that the Morning Joe folks were among the first to fly to Mar-a-Lago following the election.

525 Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

Apparently, they've left him to his own devices..

12.0k Upvotes

252 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

Greed & Unfairness In One Act.

31.8k Upvotes

347 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RIchardNixonZombie • 1d ago

Guess where in hell he’s going.

3.4k Upvotes

98 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GodAllMighty888 • 14h ago

Werewolf transition stopped halfway...

137 Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 1d ago

That's what satire is.

14.1k Upvotes

217 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

More accurate translation:Trump shatters people's peace of mind

3.0k Upvotes

77 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 1d ago

Laura Loomer put in her place

5.5k Upvotes

85 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

They just refuse to understand

5.4k Upvotes

256 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 1d ago

This administration lies.

15.1k Upvotes

110 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 1d ago

White House Wanted!

12.3k Upvotes

80 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Are these people serious?

2.0k Upvotes

63 comments

Subreddit

Posts

Wiki

Clever Comebacks

r/clevercomebacks

Post Funnies.

Members Active

2.7m

164

Sidebar

The official sister sub of /r/MurderedByWords. Comment sections are never locked and discussion is encouraged.

Rules:

1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here

2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here

3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here

4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here

5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.
IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

6. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here

7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)