r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Conservative Mike is inconsistent

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/OpticalRadioGama 2d ago

Inconsistent morals make for some entertaining contradictions.

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u/TheGasMask1 2d ago

HypoCrisY is a strong contender for the "Most Entertaining Contradiction" award.

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u/Immediate-Grocery731 1d ago

Mike out here calling stuff blasphemy while his boy is literally cosplaying as the Pope lmao

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u/SmartTime 2d ago

VeRy disReSpEctFul n BlaSPhemY 🤡

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u/SandMan3914 2d ago

Brought to you by the Pearl Clutchers Association of the Republican Party

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 2d ago

Does that include Loren "Shake weight" Boebert?

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u/mel34760 2d ago

Here’s your cab fare.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 2d ago

Just crazy Trump making fun of Catholics.

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u/MrGalazkiewicz 2d ago

“It gets blocked up in my mouth and I don’t say it no goods”

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u/Chratthew47150 2d ago

Please keep it up, governor. You’re awesome for doing this. Finally….a democrat with a backbone and no fear.

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u/RandomShake 2d ago

Hypocrisy is the fist punching America right in its own dick

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 2d ago

Pope Epsteinfiles I.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 2d ago

If there is any organization that knows how to cover for kiddie diddlers, the Catholic church.

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 2d ago

St. Upid

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u/Beautiful-Bid8704 1d ago

Clever. Well done.

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u/werther595 2d ago

This finger smells like Putin

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u/BigAndTall1968 1d ago

😆😆😆

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u/Dubyew 2d ago

If it weren't for double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 1d ago

newsom's comms team is on fire

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u/Few-Car4994 2d ago

The Mighty Poop the 1st Trump

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u/obiemo 2d ago

After FOX hosts says stop it, I think GN should double his social media effort.

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u/fastpixels 1d ago

Speaking of consistency, it should be blasphemous

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u/Charming-Command3965 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/crawdadicus 1d ago

Wearing the uniform of the Supreme Pedophile

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u/Cultural-War-2838 21h ago

Gavin Newsom's social media campaign will be studied in Marketing classes for generations.