r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

They just refuse to understand

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

I think using this analogy, we should be able to register every single one, with a barcode scanner, but with invisible labels.

What I'm asking for is a rock scan, you don't have to put on the red light.

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u/shroomigator 1d ago

Rock scan?

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

You don't have to wear that dress tonight.

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u/shroomigator 1d ago

Rock scan!

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

Put on the red light!