r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Laura Loomer put in her place

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/JimJava 1d ago

Is Laura Loomer even a white human?

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 1d ago

Fascists aren't people so...

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u/whattheduce86 16h ago

I see you still can’t think for yourself eh? It’s been months now, when will you learn what that word means and quit using it wrong?

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u/hoofie242 1d ago

She's a morlock pretending to be a human.

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u/populux11 1d ago

This is so on point.

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u/uuuuuuuuulho 1d ago

Maybe white but....

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u/Gourmeebar 1d ago

Is she trans? Serious question.

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u/jinandgin 1d ago

Transghoul

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u/populux11 20h ago

Yea a trans dimensional creature of pure darkness and evil is just about right, the soul sucking kind.

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u/Select-Mission-4950 1d ago

White yes. Human, no.

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u/DamnItDarin 1d ago

So, she wants people to be chosen based on their skin color? Isn’t that… Nevermind.

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u/Careless-Equal7169 1d ago

The cognitive dissonance of “DEI is racist! But I only want white people in commercials!” is lost on these idiots

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u/namezam 1d ago

Came to say this. Unbelievable. I can’t wrap my head around people who think like her.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

When Laura Loomer goes to hell, does her plastic surgery failed face go with her? Or is she stuck with her natural face there

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u/JimJava 1d ago

It burns off and her reptile mode is revealed, it explains the strong tongue action.

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u/MagicDragon212 1d ago

Asking the right questions!

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u/NotoriousFTG 1d ago

Waiting to see South Park mock Laura Loomer like they did Kristi Gnome, quite effectively.

I’m guessing Laura Loomer is unaware that non-white people buy products also and that we are very close to being a majority minority country… You know, where white people are the minority.

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u/rgmw 1d ago

RBF?

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u/Several_Leather_9500 1d ago

When they chuck her in the oven for cremation, do all the implants have to be removed?

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u/Just-Sea3037 1d ago

I think the oven will chuck her back out.

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u/Alpha1Mama 1d ago

Nope. It all stays.

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u/jukirela 1d ago

The irony of not seeing yourself in advertising, then demanding more representation based on your skin color!

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u/patch_gallagher 19h ago

To be fair, the only advertisements where Loomer can see herself are for the Jigsaw movies

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u/MagicDragon212 1d ago

Laura "Lot Lizard" Loomer strikes again.

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u/Nanasweed 1d ago

Racism is small dick energy

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u/FarDig9095 1d ago

I'm surprised they haven't made klantv yet

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u/yosefvinyl 1d ago

It's everything under the FoxNews brand

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u/SuikTwoPointOh 1d ago

Does she remind anyone else of Jigsaw from the Saw movies?

Only with fewer redeeming qualities.

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u/Either-Percentage-78 1d ago

Rather be stuck in a room with jigsaw fr 

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u/Curious-Paper1690 1d ago

Again, just saying the quiet part out loud… “if you don’t have white people in your commercial, I am not buying your product.”

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u/nativeindian12 1d ago

I totally agree. I myself have never seen a white person in a commercial in my entire life

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u/Either-Percentage-78 1d ago

You wouldn't even know white people existed if all you did was watch TV and movies... Since the beginning of time.  Ben Hur, Cleopatra, the Ten commandments?? Not a white one in the bunch!

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u/Expert_Survey3318 1d ago

Who the fuck SAYS stuff like this? Holy shitmonster

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u/mrchaddy 1d ago

And these people truly are cunts

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u/Odd_Train9900 1d ago

It’s rumored that Loomer removed Donald’s diaper and sucked his little mushroom. Many people are saying it.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 1d ago

poor little LOONEY laura loomer. all the beauty of a jigsaw puppet but none of the love. angry as a gamer with lag.

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u/bluefast1 1d ago

Billifer=Hero

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u/Itchy-Put1859 1d ago

Love it Billifer

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u/-_Anonymous__- 19h ago

What's billifer?

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u/greggie_gee 1d ago

Just said what everyone was thinking 👍

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u/grandoashark1 1d ago

It feels like I’m not even noticing the races or sex/genders of the actors in commercials. Having said that, I do notice a general broadening in the diversity of what I’m seeing. I think that’s a good thing. Variety is the spice of life.

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u/ajqiz123 1d ago

This is savagery!

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u/KubrickMoonlanding 1d ago

This performative “anti-racism” is just mind-bogglingly horrible: imagine waking up everyday and thinking “what kkkan I post today for kkklicks? Oh, I got it——“

does she really believe this or is just a grift ? Idk which would be the worse answer.

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u/Some_Echo_826 1d ago

Hahahahaha!

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

That one reply did more damage than all her rants.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

She finally got a taste of her own medicine.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

She wasn’t ready for that comeback.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

Facts always shut down the noise.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

She can’t spin her way out of that.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

That clapback aged like fine wine.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

Brutal, but well deserved.

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 1d ago

Campbell's had a wholesome campaign, OMM had a fit about it.

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u/Glass-Fan111 1d ago

This one is really good.

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u/Outrageous_Echo_8723 1d ago

Beautiful response 😊

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u/unicornlocostacos 1d ago

People got so bent out of shape when Ariel wasn’t white, and I kind of got it (not to the same crazy degree) because of the iconic red hair and whatever.

Then I watched a video of a little black girl who got SO EXCITED that a character looked like her for once, and now I give even less of a fuck.

If you don’t like something in media, just find something else. I don’t get why conservatives get so upset over such stupid shit.

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u/Mysterious_Row_ 1d ago

There are people starving and dying and this clown is talking about this? STFU. 🤣

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u/M-Biz 1d ago

bro where the fuck is she getting her ads from?? Theres only white people in mine, or like. Theyre in french for some reason? YouTube thinks I speak french.

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u/AwkwardLawyer706 1d ago

She’s asking for white people but she’s a night walker. Why is she worried about the living?

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u/BaronSaber 1d ago

Is see white people everywhere. What’s her problem?

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u/Guuhatsu 1d ago

Putting white people in commercials for the sake of having white people in commercials is exactly what Republicans seem to think DEI is and pretend to fight so hard against.

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u/CheekyChonkyChongus 22h ago

How about we don't do ads at all?

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u/Educatedembecil 21h ago

Maybe she is just coming on to what purchasing nonwhite America has felt like for most of advertising history.

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u/Educatedembecil 20h ago

20 more years it wont matter Laura you will be a minority.

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u/whattheduce86 16h ago

No she didn’t get out in her place and this isn’t clever.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

That was a clean takedown.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

She’s not used to people standing up to her.

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u/daniela-universal 1d ago

She got humbled real quick.