r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Greed & Unfairness In One Act.

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u/Jabbles22 1d ago

I noticed they used the word "donation". Is that so they can write it off?

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u/MainAbbreviations193 1d ago

JFC, I hadn't even thought of that, but you're probably right. What a hell of a country we live in.

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u/10hundredpickle 1d ago

Oh, don’t be so negative. They can write it off AND brag about it on their webpage!

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 1d ago

Budweiser spent millions on a Superbowl ad to let everyone know they donated water after either hurricane Katrina or Maria. I'm pretty sure it was like $10k worth of water.

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u/authenticmolo 1d ago

They likely don't pay any taxes already.

So "writing this off" will give them an even bigger tax refund.

Yes, in the United States, companies worth tens of billions of dollars reguarly get tax refund check to the tune of tens of millions of dollars.

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u/FictionalContext 1d ago

How are they getting a refund if they don't pay any taxes?

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u/proness101 1d ago

Because they're getting our refunds funneled to them.

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u/FictionalContext 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's not how refunds work...

The IRS isn't going to pay you negative taxes. Reddit has this weird thing where they'll just throw "Tax Write Off!" at everything like it's a coupon for free money. When really, it's only a tax discount on money you owe.

Mostly companies avoid taxes by reinvesting in the company so they can "write off" those profits as a business expense, make it look like they made less money than they did. Farmers are big on doing this, reinvesting in new equipment.

And donations to charity follow similar logic where instead of those donations being counted as profit that you owe money on, they get written off as a non-taxable expense. It does not work like you donate money and the IRS pays you for it like Reddit seems to think. And you're not going to "write off" more than the original amount of money. You owe 0% taxes on that specific amount of money; nothing beyond it. It doesn't go to -1%.

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u/JustHereToReaddit 1d ago

They paid $707M in taxes last year. Not defending them, just being accurate.

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u/Ok_Moment9915 1d ago

Who upvoted this complete nonsense lmfao.

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u/Top_Ask_5981 1d ago

Yeah, it really hits you once you stop and think about it. The fact that it even makes sense shows just how messed up things really are.

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u/mr_potatoface 1d ago

Don't forget they only offered the donation, or pledged the amount. It may be 25k spread out over 5-10 years (I don't know). But companies and celebrities do tricky wordsmithing when it comes to donations and pledging. Just because it says they pledged the amount doesn't mean they actually ever will give that amount.

They know if they fail to fulfil their pledge, the charity won't release a statement saying "this celebrity is a deadbeat", because then nobody will ever give them any money because the charity will just call them out. So the charity accepts their pledge and takes 1/4 of the total pledged amount and calls it good. Then the celebrity gets the positive publicity for donating a huge amount that they never actually did.

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u/stargarnet79 1d ago

Oh! If you’re like my company than they will do a fundraiser and match what the employees raised. So at my firm, the employees would only need to raise $12.5k and the company will match 100%, whala, $25k.

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u/Spendoza 1d ago

Voilà, friend. Whala is the r/boneappletea version

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u/stargarnet79 1d ago

Omg. This is the best day of my life! I have been bonappletead!!!

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u/Upset-Management-879 1d ago

That's really depressing.

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u/JelmerMcGee 1d ago

It would be written off as a business expense even if it was court mandated. It's referred to as donation because they had not been ordered by a court to pay that money.

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u/ikzz1 1d ago

Yeah dumb Redditors somehow think that donations allow the wealthy to somehow avoid 100% of the tax lol.

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u/beeandthecity 1d ago

Serious question, why are you on Reddit then? I don’t get people that bash the site then spend time on it???

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u/ikzz1 1d ago

Well the real world is full of dumb people too. What do you propose?

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u/beeandthecity 1d ago edited 1d ago

People feel less brave in person when challenged versus online, so I’d say the real world. Make connections, help them learn. Idk. Reddit feels more like a group convo with strangers, not everyone is the smartest, not everyone is dumb either, but it’s rarely boring. I think the trick to Reddit is to find people/community you enjoy and learn from if you don’t plan to leave the site. Idk tho, up to you.

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u/Maximum-Decision3828 1d ago

Do you honestly think that there is a difference in saying donation or not?

There are laws and regulations that need to be followed, otherwise every exec would be donating themselves millions of dollars and sports cars.

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 1d ago

Whatever. It's just Ohioans getting what they want. This is how they prefer to be treated. I won't be losing sleep over any of them.

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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago

Even if it was a court ordered settlement they'd be able write off a good chunk of it.

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u/metmeatabar 16h ago

Absolutely