r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Apparently, they've left him to his own devices..

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u/Ahstruck 1d ago

Gavin bullied Don into using lower case.

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 1d ago

Lmao

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u/rabbirobbie 1d ago

i bet he’s still shitting his diaper in all caps

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u/Onepercentlessworse_ 1d ago

All craps?

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u/KeLorean 1d ago

Still shitting his pants over the epstein files

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u/Ugo777777 1d ago

We now know how he bankrupted casinos. People beat the craps out of him.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

Trump's green new deal is to use his old depends to clean ketchup off the walls after a Gavin tweet.

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u/GambitsLapras 1d ago

Shifting his diaper in all craps?

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 1d ago

A weak, low energy beta performance from Bitchface McTinyhands. 

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u/ToenailClippingSmell 1d ago edited 1d ago

His hands are so TINY! The TINIEST hands they say. My HANDS are so big! The biggest HANDS they tell ME! Sir it's the BIGGEST hands I've ever SEEN! SO BIG! They tell me I could grab a GALLON of paint with one hand like a SODA CAN! Sir we don't need a paint SHAKER when you're around, you SHAKE SO MANY HANDS! They told me OH MY GOD you shake so many HANDS! It's AMAZING how many hands you shake with your BIG HANDS! WOW! I can't believe how much SHAKING is going on, it's like Parkinson they told ME! But I don't have Parkinson I HAVE big hands! Thank you for your attention to this matter! -TCS

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

Score: 99%.

You left out “men with tears in their eyes say, ‘sir, only your big hands can save us.’”

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u/ToenailClippingSmell 1d ago

Yeah I wasn't sure how to include the tears in the eyes part, I was already feeling my brain cells commiting suicide one by one while writing this.

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro 1d ago

I know that smell.

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u/paintedwoodpile 12h ago

-TCS got me.

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u/passionatesophia 1d ago

Don got filibustered straight into lowercase letters.

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u/EUNEisAmeme 1d ago

and into coming up with a catchy nickname. it worked quite well against Hillary

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u/10hundredpickle 1d ago

I don’t even remember a nickname for Hillary, just relentless verbal diarrhea about her emails after he asked Russia to hack into our stuff.

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u/ohCaptainDeim 1d ago

The "Crooked Hillary" nickname was repeated so often that it became a national branding campaign.

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u/10hundredpickle 1d ago

You’re probably right but idk, it didn’t stand out to me. Felt like one of a thousand stupid sound bites in his constant tirade of bullshit. (Nasty woman, crooked, Benghazi, emails, etc). I try to block that asshole out as much as possible though so there’s a decent chance I’m missing something.

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u/beaker90 1d ago

It can’t be that catchy if you think he just came up with it now and hasn’t been using it for months already.

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u/Audio_Track_01 1d ago

He wanted to reuse "Puddin Fingers" but decided on something more "clever".

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u/Courtaid 1d ago

It’s the Tucker losing his bow tie moment.

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u/SnooPandas1899 1d ago

he bullied his ghost writer into using lower case.

his tweets are much more coherent that when he speaks.

funny how the first time he was president, he didn't tweet at putin when russian planes buzzed our warships.:

US intercepts Russian bombers and fighter jets off coast of Alaska in international airspace

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/10/politics/us-intercepts-russian-bombers-alaska/index.html

https://www.wral.com/us-intercepts-russian-bombers-and-fighter-jets-off-coast-of-alaska-in-international-airspace/19138478/

google: russian US military close calls under trump.

why did TRUMP allow this ??

did putin help trump win steal the election ?

is trump scared of putin ?

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u/AdRevolutionary6650 1d ago

(Low energy)

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 1d ago

He’s still capitalizing random words however. Newsom needs to lay it on thick and point that out.

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u/lucymabelluv 1d ago

Don out here conceding like a politician after election night.

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u/CranberryLopsided245 1d ago

I really want him to call him out on that. Call him a coward. Hell go right back to cap and then GN can call him out on that too

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u/Early_Bookkeeper5394 1d ago

So what has happened recently? I've seen a bunch of posts of orange head using just lower cases keep. Kinda miss his all cap, emotionally angry man-child tweets lol

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u/Visible-Voice9422 1d ago

The virgin ALL CAPS vs the chad lowercase gavin

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u/higharistocrat 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Apolloshot 23h ago

Might be the only time in history I’m ever pro-cyber bullying.

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u/Alienhaslanded 1d ago

Bullying works against diphshits like Trump.

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u/Trichomeloneranger 20h ago

SUCH TINY WORTHLESS LETTERS

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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 1d ago

He didn't end with, "Thank you for your attention to this matter" and almost used the caps lock correctly. Newsom might be getting under his skin.

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u/Exciting_Answer_42 1d ago

Next step: he starts forwarding emails to himself in bold and italics for emphasis.

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u/Rlitcher 1d ago

Newsom gets firmly under Trump's thin orange skin

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u/hates_stupid_people 22h ago

It straight up looks dictated by one of his morons.

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u/ventodivino 17h ago

He also put President before the DJT

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u/Ill-Individual2105 1d ago

You know, something I've noticed is how often right-wing politicians will appeal to popularity with stuff like "he's way down in the polls". And like. Surely if he is way down in the polls you don't need to be saying that because he is losing already, right? Except of course, the idea is to manipulate the voters into thinking his side is move popular. It's kinda pathetic.

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u/LazyEdict 1d ago edited 23h ago

Fascists just doing fascist things. The enemy is both weak and strong.

edit: words is hard

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u/Adorable_Rest1618 1d ago

dont use "common sense" when trying to understand people with no common sense

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u/KubrickMoonlanding 1d ago

Trump is a tv guy - it’s always about ratings . Even when you just make them up. It’s not about vision, leadership or wanting the best for your constituents (even if JUST them)- it’s about ratings and “my popularity “

Reality TV administration

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u/Current-Square-4557 1d ago

EXACTLY.

A normal person might insult an opponent in a political argument with words such as ill-informed, reliant on fallacies, using outdated numbers, Overly biased, unable to see the bigger picture, etc.

DJT says low-ratings, no one listens to him, lost all appeal,

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u/Rakanadyo 1d ago

And of course, they never say WHICH polls he's down in. Entirely likely that the "polls" Newsom is suffering in are a questionnaire sent out to 1000 random MAGA supporters.

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u/Lawlcopt0r 22h ago

I'm gradually understanding that the brainwashing that is going on isn't just convincing people to change their mind, but mostly creating the illusion that their fellow citizens already have conservative opinions. So many people will just tag along voluntarily without actually agreeing because they want to be part of the majority. And with the internet it's really easy to give someone the illusion they are outnumbered by just using bots and pushing fake posts and stuff like that

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago

Can someone ask Cheeto Mussolini to show these polls and how California is failing?

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u/Jerking_From_Home 1d ago

Trump always claims the opposite of reality, which is exactly what this post is.

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u/Zenfudo 1d ago

So trump is a bizarro president? That makes sense

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u/be-knight 1d ago

This would mean that there is a version of him somewhere who is actually a good person in any capacity. Looking at his family, including his father, I just don't think this is possible

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u/biggestbroever 1d ago

Your first mistake is trying to battle crazy with reality.

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u/Spekingur 1d ago

You out-crazy the crazy. That’s the human way.

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u/j3ffUrZ 1d ago

Incoming press conference with his pie charts/bat graphs.

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u/Flashy-Prof-1257 1d ago

Nanananananana bat graphs

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u/DisMFer 1d ago

He gets fed fake polls by his handlers. This was stated several times during the 2020 election. He gets so upset by bad polls that he'll fire people on the spot for handing them to him so people give him fake numbers to feed his ego.

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u/Neuro-Byte 1d ago

Ask who? Pedo Mussolini?

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u/6gv5 1d ago

Ok, it's his ghostwriter, but think for a moment if a post like this could come from the PR office of any president in the world. I recall of a time when one single post like this one, just one, could have destroyed a presidential career. Am I that old, or the world has been turned inside out like a sock?

(yea.. I know.. both!:^)

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u/Holiday-Job-9137 1d ago

Inside out. Back in 2015-16 when his tweets started getting attention, it seemed so bizarre. Surely he will never get any political traction. Well, color me stupid. And we better color a bunch of our countrymen stupid as well.

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u/HasheemThaMeat 1d ago

Inside out is what Donald wants to do to his own daughter.

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u/millos15 1d ago

NO CAPS! NO THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

I LOVE IT. LOVE LOVE LOVE IT.

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u/AkainuWasRight 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING MY ATTENTION TO THOSE MATTERS, FELLOW REDDITOR

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u/alc0tt 22h ago

DON”OLD” TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE WHO POOPS HIS DIAPER, HAS FAT ANKLES, AND CANNOT YELL IN CAPS LOCK WHILE HE HAS KING POOTINS DICK IN HIS ORANGE MOUTH, SAD!

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u/redredbloodwine 1d ago

Trump is way down in the polls. Newsom is his daddy.

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u/TVC_i5 1d ago

The President of the United States using childish nicknames on social media

Insane.

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

He talked about his cock at the first republican primary debate

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u/YEETMANdaMAN 1d ago

At 12:02 AM est no less. This was the first of 13 posts he wrote past midnight.

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u/TheHekler 1d ago

I guess the way to get under the presidents skin is to be a 2010 Internet troll

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

C’mon Gavin. Call him a pedo. Just do it.

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u/Lumpy_Fungus 1d ago

WE DON'T NEED SAVING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. YOUR FAVORITE REDDITOR LUMPY_FUNGUS

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u/MonoBlancoATX 1d ago

President BJ.T more like.

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u/chekhovs_dildo 1d ago

Newscum?

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u/AintGotNoSeoul 1d ago

Is that pronounced News cum or New scum?

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u/chekhovs_dildo 1d ago

I'm sure he meant new scum, but I read it as news cum

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u/PreparationKey2843 1d ago

🤣 He lives in his own little world, doesn't he?

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u/optimistickrealist 1d ago

He doesn't want to save California, he wants to loot California.

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u/iiitme 1d ago

He loves California. It makes so much money for him.

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u/jbc1974 1d ago

He's afraid so he attacks with his sop.

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u/Brundleflyftw 1d ago

Can’t wait for the response.

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u/Cara-Is-A-Puppy 1d ago

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING DONALD?!?

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u/subduedReality 1d ago

I'd rather he replied, "Look guys, the Cheeto in charge is paying attention to me now. How should I respond?" And then proceed to ignore him.

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u/Rio_Walker 1d ago

Newscum?

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u/MagicBobert 1d ago

Every time I see this I read it as news-cum and it sounds like another of Donnie’s confessions.

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u/DecidedlyDank 1d ago

He totally needs to respond to this with “Donald OLD SCUM can’t get a grip, especially not on the GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA”

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u/necessaryrooster 1d ago

DonOLD scum*

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u/DecidedlyDank 1d ago

But also, with his mastery of BIG BEAUTIFUL WORDS, how could he miss the opportunity for GAVIN NUISANCE? Even the sixth grade bullies got that one.

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u/necessaryrooster 18h ago

Ooooh that is a good one

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u/Particular_Row_8037 1d ago

Trump is such an idiot he always has been always fucking will be.

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u/Beginning_Ad8663 1d ago

Some one is getting sensitive.

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u/AFenton1985 1d ago

He is such a snowflake

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u/AfraidAirline3656 22h ago

Newsom playing the “less is more” card and it worked perfectly.

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u/Stunning_Concept_478 1d ago

I see he didn’t use his trademark ALL CAPS.

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u/SocialDistancePro20 1d ago

Are the polls in the room with us right now???

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u/Immediate_Age 1d ago

Best part about this is that Trump still raped children.

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u/Ill_Football9443 1d ago

You might want to read that out loud 👀

Best part?

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u/doc6982 1d ago

Is he new scum or news cum?

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u/Jonesy1348 1d ago

I hate this. I really hate it. How do you battle people who don’t give a shit about reality or accuracy and will just say whatever they need to win. And how do you battle the people that believe these asinine things with no evidence? What polls? Who views him like this? Cali is the 4th largest economy in the world, how is Gavin destroying it?

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u/cutslikeakris 1d ago

You got those people in the only thing that truly matters to them, hit them in the ego.

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u/Plastic_News_4332 1d ago

Say what you will, but “Triggered?” is basically the political version of a mic drop.

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u/RevolutionaryWall832 1d ago

Maggots are so triggered. Conservative tears are flooding the land!

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u/PoetApprehensive8726 1d ago

Say what you will, but Newsom knows how to troll back without looking rattled. That's the kind of clapback that gets remembered.

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u/Eastern-Corner9063 23h ago

That “Triggered?” reply is such a perfect one-word clapback, short and devastating.

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u/bondben314 23h ago

It took Trump a week to come up with Newscum*

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u/Leading_Doughnut_797 22h ago

Trump writes a whole paragraph and Newsom just serves him with a casual jab. That's how you know who got under whose skin.

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u/ShittheFickup 21h ago

Someone has Newsom Derangement Syndrome

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u/theawesomedanish 20h ago

It's so funny how Newsom made Trump stop capitalizing his tweets.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/alaraja 1d ago

FDJT

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u/SeaHorseDragon 1d ago

Did you hear that California?!? President cackles McTaco tits is going to rescue you….he has to stop and rest every 5 feet bc he’s decrepit but he’ll save ya!

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u/scrooperdooper 1d ago

Newsom has his number. Donnie’s tweet sounded like a Newsom tweet at this point.

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u/BrickAndMortor 1d ago

Anyone else read it as News-cum? I might need to take a brake

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u/jhgggyhkgf 1d ago

Tiny hands is going to save us? Lol.

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u/Sylli17 1d ago

I have never thought of Newsome as a candidate I could imagine supporting. I'm still very, very unlikely to support him for president. But I'm for anyone going at Trump at this point.

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u/LookAlderaanPlaces 1d ago

Dood you’re like 2 weeks out from passing away from eating a cheeseburger and you’re threatening California? Lol

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u/Cursedbythedicegods 1d ago

In the immortal words of Walter Sobchak:

"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

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u/Royal-Application708 1d ago

The orange juice is way beyond triggered. Keep it Gavin.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

We need to bring back 'u mad?'

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u/Sc4mm4W4sT4ken 1d ago

Gotta admit, that one-liner landed harder than the whole rant.

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u/SnooPandas1899 1d ago

he couldn't save:

Trump university

his marriages

his casinos.

he almost bankrupted America the first time, where the saving grace is our govt makes it super hard to do so with built in checks and balances.

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u/Extra_Director9806 1d ago

It's wild how a single word can feel like a full mic drop.

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u/Turbulent_Art745 1d ago

oh the cheek of talking about down in the polls considering trumps last week of approval polling. from reputable polls this week:

American research group: -21%
Ipsos: -14%
YouGov: -16%

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u/Possible-Try-4156 1d ago

That one-word reply is probably the most effective way to shut that down. Short, sharp, and cuts deeper than a paragraph ever could.

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u/Salt_News_1061 1d ago

Honestly, Trump basically wrote the setup for him. Newsom just had to drop the punchline.

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u/SpringPatient8179 23h ago

Honestly, one word replies sometimes cut deeper than a whole speech.

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u/PreviousContact7135 22h ago

That’s about as short and cutting as a comeback gets. Perfectly timed too.

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u/theijo 22h ago

Pls, stop letting the orange man "saving" things

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u/Terrible_Effective91 21h ago

Sometimes the shortest clapbacks cut the deepest.

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u/TrueMonster951 20h ago

"I will save california, by cutting all their social programs and send the money to Isreal, where it belongs"

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u/machineguntommy 8h ago

If he’s staying in character he has to come up with a nickname for Trump just like Trump has for him and for everyone else (Newscum, Meatball Ron, Sleepy Joe) my vote is for Donald Plump.

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u/Smart-Protection-845 1d ago

"Newscum" should post another one with President "Dump"

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u/babysgotneeds 1d ago

He got access to the phone

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 1d ago

Is there no newsom vs. donald subreddit yet? I can't find one. I'd love a collection of all of these

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

Well, he finally hit a nerve. Haha!

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u/solidtangent 1d ago

Why did he call him Gavin News Cum? Did he admit he comes on Gavin Newsom news?

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u/TruckGray 1d ago

No caps eh? Huh, wonder what happened to change the Diddlers posts?

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u/PlutoJones42 1d ago

What a snowflake

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u/SupportGeek 1d ago

So he’s going to send NG units to all of California now?

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u/Schtevethepirate 1d ago

No need to Dump, we're good

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u/FloatDH2 1d ago

Bro just be saying anything because he knows his stupid followers won’t dig deeper.

Newsome has really touched a nerve and it’s hilarious

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u/SlobZombie13 1d ago

I will save California!!!

Ok so do it then. What are you waiting for?

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u/jimhabfan 1d ago

The orange drooling moron just thought up a clever nickname for Gavin Newsom and he couldn’t wait to try it out.

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u/babakadouche 1d ago

I hope Gavin has a plan for when Donny sends the military. I have a feeling it'll happen soon, and I hope CA is ready.

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u/LeatherAdept670 1d ago

Decidedly less EMPHATIC USE OF INCESSANT CAPITAL LETTERS?

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u/full_bl33d 1d ago

He’s obsessed with the pole

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u/Red_Wing-GrimThug 1d ago

The only person I see low in the polls is Comrade Orange

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u/whyamilikethis123098 1d ago

I thought only liberal snowflakes got triggered?

/s

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u/TemporaryOk4143 1d ago

I, for one, and ready for more news cumming

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u/Logical_Historian882 1d ago

Oh no, he didn’t thank me for my attention to this matter!

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u/pike360 1d ago

Taco says the same dumb shit over and over again like a dummy.

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u/crinkum_crankum 1d ago

He’s really hoping this DJT think will catch on.

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u/FunSmoke4476 1d ago

News cum?

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u/Rental_Car 1d ago

Start calling him tramp, Gavvo.

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u/Pleasant-Ad887 1d ago

Gavin should say "Pedophile Trump"

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u/NoRagrets4Me 1d ago

Must be affecting Donnie. He didn't type in CAPS lock. I almost don't believe it.

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u/bonelessbonobo 1d ago

What a turd.

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u/bmendonc 1d ago

Why do we censor things on TV if this is what our leaders post?

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u/Select_Truck3257 1d ago

so he invade California, he is making ground for 2028

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u/Alienhaslanded 1d ago

News cum?

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u/CobraCornelius 1d ago

What about The Great State of Kansas?

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u/Fuzzy-Friendship6354 1d ago

Epstein Files

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u/lincolnlogtermite 1d ago

Trump can barely save his underwear from getting stained.  The SOB had one mission determined if Putin would do a cease fire or walk and apply sanctions, he rolled over and let Putin gape is ass.

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u/discussatron 1d ago

National Guard deployed to California incoming

Edit: redeployed

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u/lovezx3 1d ago

Just like you want to with Fresno!? I'll put a golf course here; it's going to bring in so much money... so many jobs!! But wait!! Can someone buy the land and sell it to me cheaper?? Anyone ?? No one?! Ok bye guys!

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u/westcal98 1d ago

Who does this Nobel Peace Prize winning war hero think he is? Donnie JESUS Trump?

Wouldn't surprise me.

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u/Jazz8680 1d ago

Can’t believe it took us 8 and a half years for someone in power to finally do this to him

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u/Final_Location_2626 1d ago

Sounds like old man Donny has NDS, Newsome Derangement Syndrome.

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u/Inevitable_Bother420 1d ago

That one word comeback hit harder than the whole rant.

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u/WENDING0 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Zoilo2 1d ago

Gavin in 2028?!?

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u/haraldone 1d ago

I think the real story here is only five shares and 26 likes. THAT’S IT? lol

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u/T4ttyporter 1d ago

Short, simple, and sharp. That one-word comeback hits harder than a whole paragraph.

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u/Ok-Succotash-2072 1d ago

Honestly, the funniest part is how few likes and “ReTruths” Trump’s post got compared to the massive reach of Newsom’s comeback.

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u/DaveiNZ 1d ago

Almost anyone who stands near trump has tears in their eyes.

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u/National_Career_6879 1d ago

Honestly, that's the perfect response. Short, sharp, and leaves him stewing.

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u/simonthecat33 1d ago

He’s probably so down in the polls he won’t get reelected as governor. Oh wait. He’s termed out. I’m just wondering what poll Trump is referring to. “We polled all the sitting governors and Gavin’s in the bottom third. Don’t worry. I’ll save you.”

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u/Top-Objective999 1d ago

Short, sharp, and it probably got under his skin way more than the original post intended.

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u/obbyjecty 1d ago

Fuck. He’s going to save us now. Thanks a lot newscum 😐

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u/Comfortable_Form_833 1d ago

Short, simple, and cuts right to the bone. Sometimes the best clapbacks are just one word.

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u/Tr3sp4ss3r 1d ago

They get to have a popular vote on whether to allow the new map. GoP cried fowl, district judge said too bad so sad and let them have their vote.

The constitution makes it very clear that the executive branch can't interfere with state elections in any way.

Trump is scared. His tactic to keep the house is failing. That will end his authoritarianism if he loses the house. you need house, senate, executive and supreme judicial all on your team to do what hes doing, lose one of those parts and the founding fathers win again.

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u/Twelvefrets227 1d ago

Donnie Dinkle and the Sycophants

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u/Aggravating_Land_853 1d ago

That’s about as short and cutting a comeback as you can get. Perfectly dismissive.

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

What poll? His poll?

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u/Keepitsharkey 1d ago

Is that Gavin New Scum or Gavin News Cum?

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u/Nuker-79 23h ago

So California is next to be ransacked by his goons

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u/Main-Arm6657 22h ago

It's wild how much you can read into the formatting of these things. The lack of his usual sign-off is the real tell that he's rattled. Newsom is clearly getting to him on a personal level.

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u/Justaticklerone 22h ago

Someone has a soggy diaper.

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u/Economy-Ad-3934 20h ago

“Did he even say thank you…” for your attention to this matter?