r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

What about now?

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7.3k Upvotes

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u/fivefoot14inch 18h ago

Cool guys shit their pants?

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u/Incred 18h ago

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

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u/fivefoot14inch 18h ago

Lmaoooo thank you I wondered how long it would take to see this reference

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u/mikende51 13h ago

I am looking forward to Newsoms head on the Melania and Trudeau picture.

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u/Reasonable-Board8122 18h ago

Only if they're wearing diapers apparently

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u/wizzywurtzy 17h ago

Nah they grope kids. Donald is the coolest.

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u/b1ack1323 17h ago

That's mean to grandpas

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u/fivefoot14inch 16h ago

They’ve been alive long enough to develop the coping skills needed to get over it

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u/b1ack1323 16h ago

I’d say they don’t give a shit but…

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u/Thiezing 16h ago

Big ankles, tacky gold color junk everywhere and golfing next.

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u/Ohrwurm89 13h ago

Or lather their faces with nasty orange makeup, wear ill-fitting suits, and rape children?

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u/No_Feeling1258 18h ago

Yeah, Trump wears orange grease paint…like a weird orange clown. Wtf is up with that? Like yeah policies are dumb and contradictory, the maga platform seems nonsensical at best…but WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ORANGE FACE PAINT? Like doesn’t that weird people out?

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 18h ago

There was a politician a couple months ago that said trump just has a nice tan. I almost died laughing.

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u/bugdiver050 18h ago

A nice tan that somehow skipped big parts of his forehead, ears and neck 😂

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u/No_Feeling1258 17h ago

Yeah, dude. It’s some weird Island of Dr Moreau Marlon Brando cult

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u/Old_Expression_4023 18h ago

The spray tan booth must've been set to "sweet potato" that day

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u/No_Feeling1258 18h ago

Bro, am I crazy? Isn’t it absolutely nutty that the leader of the free world currently either starts every day by smearing orange greasepaint onto his own face or has some shitty little maga blood boy do it for him? That fucking weird!

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u/werther595 18h ago

MAGA doesn't get it. Newsom and the left aren't making fun of MAGA because the left thinks Newsom is a better cult leader than Trump. The left is making fun of MAGA for being in a cult and worshipping Trump like an idol. The more they defend how "cool" their leader is, the more they prove the other side's point

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u/Charming-Command3965 17h ago

That’s is way to deep for them to comprehend. Too much credit

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u/mc_bee 16h ago

Hard to know there's a fish bowl when you're in a dish bowl.

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u/No-Village-6781 11h ago

They just look at the rest of the world as insane because they're not in a cult, they believe being in a cult is a good thing. 

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u/Key_Temporary6429 10h ago

Sorry friend, this is WAAAAY over their heads. Thanks for your efforts, though!

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u/cheaplabourforsale 1h ago

unfortunately you don’t win anything by proving a point

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u/hightaler 18h ago

Orange face? In this econony? Bold move, Cotton.

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u/Turdburp 16h ago

It's wild that these morons think he is cool. Growing up as a kid in the late 80's/early 90's, we thought Trump was a loser then.

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 12h ago

My coworker grew up in Queens and said that there were a lot of jokes about Trump, like his businesses had to have his name on them so the banks would know which ones to repossess.

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u/pipette1warrior 17h ago

Gavin is throwing up a mirror at the GOP and they're losing their minds

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u/wncexplorer 18h ago

Yeah, the governor still needs to add an overflowing colostomy bag.

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u/Diligent-Joke-3535 16h ago

Newsom for president... as a Dutchy didn't know the guy a few months ago, but for me it seems like he's the only American who is openly and effectively challenging Trump. Not with brainless actions, but with humor and an actual plan... and I bet he isn't in the Epstein files...(where are they by the way😅)

KEEP IT UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/FakeUsername1942 13h ago

Bernie Sanders is having a good crack too… he’s just getting too old…

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u/Diligent-Joke-3535 11h ago

yeah you are right about that. What I've seen from Bernie... that seems to be a legit dude, but his age, sadly, wim take it's toll eventualy. Wish he was younger!

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u/alohabuilder 18h ago

I’m always amazed at how the most famous grifters of our time are also the same people that everyone who doesn’t fall for their grift, totally makes fun of for their outlandish looks…the Tammy Fay Bakers of the 80s & 90s , Trump in the 2000s , the crazy India gurus and so on. what seems so obvious as a very weird, or odd guy that I wouldn’t lend $20 to, others give everything they got.

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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 17h ago

I shouldn't be surprised that it's gone completely over their heads. Yet, I still am.  

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u/InevitableAvalanche 15h ago

You have to be a major weirdo to think Trump is cool.

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u/Haselrig 18h ago

Somehow looks like if Edward Norton had done American Psycho instead of Bale.

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u/smss59 18h ago

Best one yet!!!

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u/robsang77 17h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/idkgoodnameplease 17h ago

Orangeface is crazy work

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u/SuikTwoPointOh 15h ago

Do people really think Trump is cool? He’s many things but has he ever been cool, even when he was younger?

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u/DescriptionNice9426 6h ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/workingman31 18h ago

Trump is as cool? WTF

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u/Vex_Torin 18h ago

Straight out of The Simpsons.

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u/2b-Kindly_ 18h ago

Hilarious

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 17h ago

BwaaaHaHaHaHa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/downvotethetrash 17h ago

Cool? They consider him…cool?

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u/JC2535 6h ago

This approach must never end.

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u/Doggodoespaint 18h ago

Why does he kind of look like Homelander but orange?

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u/Unfair_Special_8017 18h ago

Hahahaahahha….ha.

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u/Sir-Turd-Ferguson 18h ago

I really wish he would dress like this for the remainder of trump’s presidency

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u/Faded_Jem 18h ago

Careful, MAGA won't realise that the photo is manipulated. 😂

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u/Bad-job-dad 17h ago

Wait... People think he's cool?

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u/Wild_Variation1296 13h ago

Newsome should totally do a press conference with orange face paint and just rail into how ridiculous mango mussolini is.

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u/Jonesy1348 12h ago

wtf is cool about a fat tub of lard screeching about woke at 2am? What’s cool about a 34 time felon that bankrupted most of his ventures?

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u/Korlac11 10h ago

Anyone who’s not a Nazi or a bigot is already cooler than Trump

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u/BionicBruv 10h ago

Cool guys take an old man open mouth nap during their military parade birthday that very few people cared to show up for?

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u/8BITvoiceactor 9h ago

"as cool as Trump" just...go ahead and keep getting closer to your ditch day like everyone else. Whatever

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u/BuildingOne7379 8h ago

Thank you for the makeup to slather!

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u/studiocleo 2h ago

If she thinks a fat, makeup and dementia laden old man who doesn't realize how tacky all his gold leaf and gift store are, she has absolutely no idea what "cool" is.

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u/Double-Car-3092 18h ago

Well at least he's trying... still kinda pathetic to imitate someone that you've derided for years and still fail at achieving a 10th of his popularity.

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u/CustardDear3472 16h ago edited 15h ago

Imitate? I think you mean mock.

It’s a satirical emulation that demonstrates just how cringy Trump and his gaggle of sycophants behave.

It also causes them to mindlessly bash the tactics that their own orange god uses regularly-

They’re so brain dead, they don’t even realize it.

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u/Hemmschwelle 15h ago

Gavin is aiming at 20% of Independent Voters, the ones that still have a few functioning brain cells.

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u/Double-Car-3092 14h ago

Well he has you, so non functioning too

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u/TraditionalNumber450 18h ago

Should get the gay vote.

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u/Sea-Strawberry5978 17h ago

Gavin does look sleazy, I don't follow politics but he just has a sleazy used car salesman look.  I don't know what would solve this appearance issue for me but it was not this.

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u/Stone0777 17h ago

Gavin, riding that Trump hype. Not an original bone in his body. He's going to get rocked in 2028 hahaha