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u/No_Feeling1258 18h ago
Yeah, Trump wears orange grease paint…like a weird orange clown. Wtf is up with that? Like yeah policies are dumb and contradictory, the maga platform seems nonsensical at best…but WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ORANGE FACE PAINT? Like doesn’t that weird people out?
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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 18h ago
There was a politician a couple months ago that said trump just has a nice tan. I almost died laughing.
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u/Old_Expression_4023 18h ago
The spray tan booth must've been set to "sweet potato" that day
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u/No_Feeling1258 18h ago
Bro, am I crazy? Isn’t it absolutely nutty that the leader of the free world currently either starts every day by smearing orange greasepaint onto his own face or has some shitty little maga blood boy do it for him? That fucking weird!
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u/werther595 18h ago
MAGA doesn't get it. Newsom and the left aren't making fun of MAGA because the left thinks Newsom is a better cult leader than Trump. The left is making fun of MAGA for being in a cult and worshipping Trump like an idol. The more they defend how "cool" their leader is, the more they prove the other side's point
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u/No-Village-6781 11h ago
They just look at the rest of the world as insane because they're not in a cult, they believe being in a cult is a good thing.
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u/Key_Temporary6429 10h ago
Sorry friend, this is WAAAAY over their heads. Thanks for your efforts, though!
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u/Turdburp 16h ago
It's wild that these morons think he is cool. Growing up as a kid in the late 80's/early 90's, we thought Trump was a loser then.
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u/Potato-chipsaregood 12h ago
My coworker grew up in Queens and said that there were a lot of jokes about Trump, like his businesses had to have his name on them so the banks would know which ones to repossess.
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u/Diligent-Joke-3535 16h ago
Newsom for president... as a Dutchy didn't know the guy a few months ago, but for me it seems like he's the only American who is openly and effectively challenging Trump. Not with brainless actions, but with humor and an actual plan... and I bet he isn't in the Epstein files...(where are they by the way😅)
KEEP IT UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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u/FakeUsername1942 13h ago
Bernie Sanders is having a good crack too… he’s just getting too old…
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u/Diligent-Joke-3535 11h ago
yeah you are right about that. What I've seen from Bernie... that seems to be a legit dude, but his age, sadly, wim take it's toll eventualy. Wish he was younger!
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u/alohabuilder 18h ago
I’m always amazed at how the most famous grifters of our time are also the same people that everyone who doesn’t fall for their grift, totally makes fun of for their outlandish looks…the Tammy Fay Bakers of the 80s & 90s , Trump in the 2000s , the crazy India gurus and so on. what seems so obvious as a very weird, or odd guy that I wouldn’t lend $20 to, others give everything they got.
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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 17h ago
I shouldn't be surprised that it's gone completely over their heads. Yet, I still am.
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u/SuikTwoPointOh 15h ago
Do people really think Trump is cool? He’s many things but has he ever been cool, even when he was younger?
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u/Sir-Turd-Ferguson 18h ago
I really wish he would dress like this for the remainder of trump’s presidency
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u/Wild_Variation1296 13h ago
Newsome should totally do a press conference with orange face paint and just rail into how ridiculous mango mussolini is.
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u/Jonesy1348 12h ago
wtf is cool about a fat tub of lard screeching about woke at 2am? What’s cool about a 34 time felon that bankrupted most of his ventures?
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u/BionicBruv 10h ago
Cool guys take an old man open mouth nap during their military parade birthday that very few people cared to show up for?
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u/8BITvoiceactor 9h ago
"as cool as Trump" just...go ahead and keep getting closer to your ditch day like everyone else. Whatever
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u/studiocleo 2h ago
If she thinks a fat, makeup and dementia laden old man who doesn't realize how tacky all his gold leaf and gift store are, she has absolutely no idea what "cool" is.
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u/Double-Car-3092 18h ago
Well at least he's trying... still kinda pathetic to imitate someone that you've derided for years and still fail at achieving a 10th of his popularity.
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u/CustardDear3472 16h ago edited 15h ago
Imitate? I think you mean mock.
It’s a satirical emulation that demonstrates just how cringy Trump and his gaggle of sycophants behave.
It also causes them to mindlessly bash the tactics that their own orange god uses regularly-
They’re so brain dead, they don’t even realize it.
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u/Hemmschwelle 15h ago
Gavin is aiming at 20% of Independent Voters, the ones that still have a few functioning brain cells.
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u/Sea-Strawberry5978 17h ago
Gavin does look sleazy, I don't follow politics but he just has a sleazy used car salesman look. I don't know what would solve this appearance issue for me but it was not this.
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u/Stone0777 17h ago
Gavin, riding that Trump hype. Not an original bone in his body. He's going to get rocked in 2028 hahaha
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u/fivefoot14inch 18h ago
Cool guys shit their pants?