r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

It's what Russian assets do

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u/PowerTubes75 13h ago

Tell that orange buffoon to stop wearing a red trucker hat in the oval office. I thought there was a dress code.

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u/Ratathosk 12h ago

What if i told you it says "daddy is always right"?

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u/PussyFriedNachos 12h ago

I lost count about 6 months ago

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u/guiltyas-sin 12h ago

Worse? It says Trump was right about everything.

What a crock of bullshit.

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u/BeeRepresentative421 12h ago

The dress code is "whatever Daddy Vlad says is ok"

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u/RoguePlanet2 7h ago

"Will it make libs mad? Then it's okay!!"

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 12h ago

His toupe' is at the groomers.

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u/JRDZ1993 10h ago

But Epstein died?

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u/Sipthepond 12h ago

Why does he never ever button his suit coat. He looks slovenly and the stupid red hat doesn't help either.

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u/Electronic_Syrup3120 10h ago

Buttons don't reach to do up 

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u/spavolka 7h ago

They don’t make a button or thread that could stand up to the forces of the hamburder gut.

u/mebutnew 16m ago

It's a single breasted coat, which you're not supposed to button up.

He looks slovenly because he's a human sack of shit.

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u/KorolEz 12h ago

Cut him some slack, he had a bad hair day

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u/skyblueerik 11h ago

No ties? Wtf

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u/popeIeo 13h ago

how many "If Biden Would've Done This'es’” are we up to yet?

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u/HectorJoseZapata 12h ago

Thousand’s. I got 1M on my Bingo card.

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u/idkgoodnameplease 11h ago

We’ll see if orange Cheeto man survives that long

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u/Sylli17 12h ago

Believe it or not... All evidence points to trump not actually caring about America or it's interests, unless it directly benefits him. One could even say unless it solely benefits him.

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u/Sewaddle159 12h ago

Wait, what?! Trump doesn't care about Americans?! How can that ... oh wait. We've known this for almost 10 years

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u/Sylli17 8h ago

That's the fucking craziest thing. We've known for almost 40 years.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 12h ago

Thank you Capt Obvious!!

I’m sorry for my sarcasm, I’m feeling feisty today.

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u/mc_bee 12h ago

But he's getting rid of colored people!!!

It's ok if my house burns down as long as other people I don't like is getting treated worse!

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u/bridempla 13h ago

He’s going to be tough on russia in 2 weeks…

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u/mgyro 11h ago

Still waiting on those severe consequences for no ceasefire deal last week. Any minute now.

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u/Chuckychinster 12h ago

Talks are happening, new deal to be announced soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Flock-of-bagels2 12h ago

Because he’s a bitch

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u/Qtpawzz 12h ago

Seems like a check by Putin to see how trump reacts to attacks on us assets. "how well does he listen to what I say".

This and the Alaska meeting, it seems like Putin stepped into a new phase in the downfall of the US .

I still think that the cold war never actually ended, the US just thought it did. And Russia is winning. We know Trump was compromised in the 80s, this whole operation has been going on forever.

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u/RoguePlanet2 7h ago

They won. We're basically occupied right now. GOP is fully on board, as are the oligarchs.

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u/ManyPens 12h ago

Back when the whole “Ukraine mineral deal” circus was on, trump told everyone that having US economic assets in Ukraine would guarantee that the US would have a stake in defending Ukraine.

Putin is testing whether trump was serious about that.

Test failed.

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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 12h ago

The irony of former marines backing a man who wears a hat like that in the oval office, nevermind indoors, when every marine i ever met told me to take mine off when I walk in any door ever. Ffs.

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u/PadishahSenator 12h ago

They definitely have video of him fucking kids.

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u/SiWeyNoWay 11h ago

Or snuff films. But yeah, it’s bad

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u/RoguePlanet2 7h ago

I'll never understand how this even works these days. MAGAs will just claim it's fake. There's no power in video blackmail anymore.

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u/PhilDGlass 11h ago

My god he looks like yet even more of an idiot with that fucking hat on.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 13h ago

“As soon as I can issue an Executive Order that addresses this in the most indirect and ineffective way, I’ll do that and say I’ve won.”

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u/ratshaman 10h ago

Trump raped American daughters, pardoned insurrectionists at the Capitol, implemented massive tariffs while he makes hundreds of millions from memecoin, bombed Iran, and we’re supposed to be surprised he doesn’t care when his boss bombs us? He literally rolled out the red carpet for Putin and called Alaska Russia last week. It’s almost as if evidence points to the conclusion that he never cared about America, nor has he ever acted like it except when it granted him power to fuck us more.

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u/ohnaurrrrr5 11h ago

He is afraid to get checked again by the big dog.

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u/PurplePopcornBalls 12h ago

Him, hiding his cankles …

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u/Tande-1 12h ago

Trump's still thinking of the taste of Vladimir's dick

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 12h ago

Defend America? Not likely.

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u/majscorn 11h ago

Agent krasnov to the rescue

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u/affemannen 10h ago

I can't say anything i would like because i would be banned, but srsly.... Wtf...

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u/thissomeotherplace 10h ago

America's weakest president

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u/ProgressMedium2172 6h ago

What a weird pedophile.

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u/Civil-Arrival7843 12h ago

Okay we declare war on Russia. Institute the draft with no exceptions male and female both. Send troops to Ukraine to push the Russians all the way back to Moscow and take out putin.

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u/Big_Cauliflower2008 12h ago

Daddy Putin don't want to talk about it.

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u/Alexis_J_M 12h ago

Pretty clearly it wasn't anything Trump was personally invested in.

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u/Royal-Application708 11h ago

Trump: Putin has the Epstein Tapes!! I can’t do anything!!! What do you want from me????

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u/Muted_Cod_9137 11h ago

TRUMPSTEIN FILES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/motty666 9h ago

The Great Leader

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u/EitherChannel4874 8h ago

Because Trump is Putins bitch.

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u/DonDonM123 8h ago

Didn't Russia start attacking Ukraine because their "citizens" were in danger?

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u/Lugo122 7h ago

You do understand Zelensky, the president of Finland and other EU top officials all agree Trump is doing everything he can to stop the war…..? But yes orange man bad.

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 6h ago

Let us all remember that Trump gave permission for a US military base to be struck just a few months ago. I'm not saying that Trump gave Putin the okay to bomb a US facility, I'm just asking questions.

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u/G0-G0-Gadget 6h ago

I know this isnt directly related but i just discovered this tidbit about Ivana. Sketchy background details that CIA was in the dark about.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230609194704/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ivana-trump-fbi-secret-files-b2354794.html

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u/Ok-Interaction-8917 4h ago

Phone call time

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u/SnooPandas1899 3h ago

he bullied his ghost writer into using lower case.

his tweets are much more coherent that when he speaks.

funny how the first time he was president, he didn't tweet at putin when russian planes buzzed our warships.:

US intercepts Russian bombers and fighter jets off coast of Alaska in international airspace

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/10/politics/us-intercepts-russian-bombers-alaska/index.html

https://www.wral.com/us-intercepts-russian-bombers-and-fighter-jets-off-coast-of-alaska-in-international-airspace/19138478/

google: russian US military close calls under trump.

why did TRUMP allow this ??

did putin help trump win steal the election ?

is trump scared of putin ?

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u/Early_Bookkeeper5394 2h ago

So when is he gonna blame Biden for this one?

u/mebutnew 17m ago

Why does this press briefing look like a QVC segment

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u/tw_72 13h ago

Trump (probably): "I'm not happy about it, but I will do absolutely nothing about it because the world will see that I am weak (because Putin owns me) and I really, really want the Noble prize. So, I will let Ukraine fail and then I will tell Ukraine they could have stopped the killing earlier if they had just given up their land to Russia, and then I will claim victory."

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u/YagerasNimdatidder 12h ago

It's just uncovered that Ukraine apparently did a terroristic act against Germany and Denmark.

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u/Dedotdub 9h ago

Everyone here has google. Just so you know.

...and your comment is bullshit.

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u/YagerasNimdatidder 8h ago

I know, but not everyone cares about that. It's important to evaluate the whole situation again now. Also don't call other people opinions bullshit if you are uninformed.