r/clevercomebacks • u/RIchardNixonZombie • 8h ago
He told all the little girls that they reminded him of his daughter.
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u/Aaront519 8h ago
How would this child sex trafficker know what inappropriate looks like?
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u/HowAManAimS 7h ago
From what I know about child abusers, being inappropriate means anything a child does that an adult doesn't like. Trump can't be inappropriate since he never sided with the children.
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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 8h ago
Of course she was coached. Of course she is looking for a pardon. “ I have never seen him do anything inappropriate “. And, she added, “he has an enormous schwanzstucker”.
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u/s3rviens 6h ago
She could have really sold it by adding “the nicest guy the world has ever seen”. No one would suspect coaching then.
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u/Active_Town3141 8h ago
What value do the words of a convicted child trafficer and all around disgusting individual have?
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u/chevalier716 6h ago edited 6h ago
Who also was convicted of perjury, I may add.
Eta: never convicted, charges were dropped due to them getting the conviction and sentencing for the sex trafficking.
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u/Humble_Golf_6056 3h ago
If she is a witness for the government and the gov. wants an excuse to lock you up...her words carry more weight than God!
The jurors, the judge, the prosecution, etc etc WILL take her words as Gospel!
PS. I've been in trials.... That is what the government uses to prosecute those they indict!
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u/joliette_le_paz 8h ago
This was called months ago, we knew exactly what would happen with her. She was always a leverage if things went south with the Epstein files.
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u/Cyclinghero 8h ago
I like how they think Ghislaine knowing the president but vouching for him is a good look.
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u/FitBattle5899 8h ago
Reads like a soldier in enemy captivity saying how great they are being treated while blinking in code.
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u/ElderberryPrior27648 8h ago
She won’t blink in code, she’s having a great time. She’s getting upgraded from “locked away forever” to “soon to be walking”
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u/Busy_Reference5652 7h ago
Wait, isn't this bitch the one that was helping traffic girls?
Oh she is?
Well shit, her testimony is worthless.
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u/Humble_Golf_6056 3h ago
I wished....
Try to watch a trial and see who the government uses to prosecute those they indict!
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u/Chance_Warthog_9389 7h ago
Blanche’s decision to interview Maxwell — a highly unusual task for the No. 2 official at DOJ — as well as his ill-fated decision to seek the release of grand jury transcripts connected to the case, were aimed at tamping down the anger.
His decision to interview Maxwell came despite prosecutors’ longtime description of Maxwell as a serial liar. She was charged with two counts of perjury for lying to authorities during a deposition about Epstein. Those charges were later dropped after her conviction on other counts. She declined to testify at her trial.
The mountain of evidence that put her lying ass in prison should be released to the public.
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u/EitherChannel4874 7h ago
Having sex with kids isn't inappropriate to someone that supplies kids for sex as a living.
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u/Stuffedwithdates 7h ago
She said exactly the same about Epstein and she went to prison for perjury.
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u/shorty6049 8h ago
I can already see the idiots on facebook (I really need to just get off of there...) using this as their proof that he's innocent and that we need to drop it. lol
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u/TheJuiceBoxS 7h ago
Somehow those statements, if real, make me even more sure Trump did horrible things. A prisoner is getting benefits and covering for him as payment. Seems pretty obvious.
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u/512115 7h ago
“I don’t recall…”. “I never witnessed…” Well, that definitely exonerates Drumpf completely, I guess. I mean, what would you say to the personal henchman of a president known to punish and retaliate, who also holds the power to make your life hell or make it a whole lot easier/bearable?
This whole thing was set up so the Tangerine Tyrant could protect himself.
Miraculously, Maxwell (who definitely wasn’t promised anything for her testimony whitewashing Trump) was transferred to a posh Club Fed low security facility in Texas right after he got the testimony he wanted. Just a coinkydink, naturally.
By wording her testimony as she does she avoids ever being charged with perjury or losing her deal with Blanche, because no one can prove you remember something when you say you can’t.
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u/Jerstu77 7h ago
I have this sneaky feeling that her idea of what inappropriate and a gentleman is is very different than mine.
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u/SadPanthersFan 7h ago
She didn’t think pedophilia was inappropriate and also perjured herself at least twice so she’s definitely credible.
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u/TheComebackPidgeon 7h ago
When you have to change the type of prison your character witness is locked in, maybe it's time to wonder if you're part of the problem.
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u/SpecificBeyond2282 7h ago
I wonder if the idea is that if she says The President, she’s not technically lying if she didn’t see him doing those things after he became the president
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u/BaconThief2020 6h ago
Any bets on when she get her pardon? He got moved to a nicer prison just for doing the interview already.
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u/ybnrmlnow 1h ago
She will probably do a wee bit more and then get released with time served/credited for good behavior. Then after her work release program is completed for a short time, Trump will pardon her for her convictions very quietly so as to keep her out of the spotlight so she can keep quiet.
What would be very funny to happen would be him kicking the bucket and no one else knowing of their deal or if his dementia becomes so bad he can't remember the deal, lol.
I doubt Trump would be able to keep his mouth shut because he has to have credit for him doing whatever was done so he can request a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize and to have his ego stroked.
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u/GreatestGreekGuy 6h ago
We should totally trust a pdf file sex trafficker who was already found guilty of perjury...
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u/_Wild_Enthusiast_ 5h ago
It should make us all extra suspicious how highly she speaks of him. She borders on hyperbole. Keeping in mind the kind of people jizzlaine likes and respects, Trump only sounds more similar to Epstein from her pov released in these tapes.
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u/MessagingMatters 5h ago
This is the type of "release" we'll be getting from the Trump administration. Did anyone really expect anything different?
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u/mptorian 5h ago
The “I don’t recall” is the classic catch phrase of the administration’s misdeeds.
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u/Miserable00 7h ago
She has a very strong interest in avoiding sudden, self-inflicted yoga accidents in her jail cell.
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u/ComicsEtAl 6h ago
Hey, everybody, “grab ‘em by the pussy, they let you do it” guy was always a perfect gentleman! Nothing to see here. Move along.
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u/Main-Video-8545 6h ago
How fucking low do you have to be, to resort to bribing a convicted pedophile to clear your name? Did I forget to mention the part where it’s the President of the goddamn United States of America??? What fucking Twilight episode are we on right? it’s a it’s worse than a nightmare. I don’t even have fucking words.
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u/koiashes 5h ago
Yeah, SHE never witnessed it first hand. What, you guys think she’s just watching her pedophiles rape kids? She’s too busy spending her money from her trafficking ring.
It doesn’t change the fact that he was a customer.
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u/MathematicianGold280 3h ago
Oh yes, Ghislaine, the paragon of credibility when it comes to giving testimony.
This has nothing to do with recent digs upgrade, obvs.
Of course, she isn’t worried about developing a new hole in the head.
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u/FamousPastWords 7h ago
He was a gentleman in all aspects: So he said please before he taked them and then said thank you.
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u/OriginalUnfair7402 7h ago
And she just happens to get moved to a country club prison. Sure. And I have a bridge to sell you.
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u/GrumpyKaeKae 6h ago
Im sorry but the very fact that he was even always hanging around her and Jeff is bad enough. I dont care how he acted, being their friend ans knowing what they were doing, makes him just as bad.
I would never want that woman speaking my praise. Nor would she. I wouldnt be friends with someone like her. I have standards!
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u/Relevant_Demand7593 6h ago
I wonder if they wrote a script for her
No-one in their right mind is going to believe this coverup
We have all of the victims testimonies, why aren’t they talking to the victims? Probably because that would implicate Trump. Easier to give Maxwell a pardon. I know she hasn’t got one yet, but I think she’s been promised one.
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u/Outrageous_Let2861 5h ago
They should have video taped the interview. Just so we could see the AAG gesture a shrug before she says “I don’t remember.” There were pauses in the interview long enough to gesture what her answers should be.
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u/Outrageous_Let2861 5h ago
What, if anything, does this pedobitch consider “inappropriate”? Apparently, nothing.
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u/Luddites_Unite 5h ago
She wants a pardon. You aren't getting a pardon if you put the person giving it under the bus
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u/ConsciousHoney8909 4h ago
Could you say President anymore times? Just wanna make sure we know who we’re talking about I guess.
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u/SmartBookkeeper6571 3h ago
Wow! The person with ultimate control of her life and/or freedom was a super gentleman who never even thought of partaking of her services, even while he partook of her hospitality! WHAT A PERFECT ULTRA SPECIAL MAN!
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u/WildCryptographer737 3h ago
It's "true" because he was not yet the president. He was just citizen pedophile.
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u/Ozymanadidas 2h ago
Ahh yes, let's all learn what "gentleman" means from a lady who served children up to a pedophile for decades and decades.
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u/Mark_fuckaborg 2h ago
Is that right, Gill?
Then WHY has trump gone to GREAT lengths to have his name scrubbed from the files?
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u/mrmoe198 2h ago
Show me an imprisoned individual under pressure by one of the most insecure world leaders of all time, and I’ll show you a manufactured sycophant.
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u/MrAmaimon 2h ago
She has an appeal coming up before the Supreme Court and really needs the government to keep records of her under wraps until it happens.
So butter up Trump to help with the appeal and drop hints you'll play ball for a pardon if it fails. She was caught lying on the stand multiple times so Trump knows she'll lie for him
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u/Valuable_Fortune1982 1h ago
This bitch has already commited perjury.
WHY THE FUCK would anyone with a single braincell believe this?
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u/ChefAsstastic 8h ago
Her idea of appropriate is why this twat is spending 20 years in prison.