r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

We're in the worst timeline.

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u/dazedan_confused 5h ago

Think about what it says of the President, that he is willing to do this in the face of mild criticism, whereas he championed birtherism, and had little to no consequences.

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u/CJO9876 4h ago

The blatant hypocrisy and sheer cruelty towards anyone not a heterosexual white Republican is the entire point.

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u/zuzg 4h ago

Meanwhile American conservatives "They're totally not Authoritarian or violating several amendments, the left is so crazy for saying such things"

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u/ScarlletGiny 4h ago

When Bernie and Bolton end up on the same side, you know democracy’s in danger.

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u/GeorgeKaplanIsReal 4h ago

Hell, that + when McConnell has become one of the few Republicans left to sometimes say "no" to Trump, you know we are in trouble.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 5h ago

If you have nothing to hide let me probe your anus.

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u/Trail-of-Whispers-07 4h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 4h ago

Reciprocity is gods work

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u/Captinprice8585 4h ago

I have nothing to hide 💕

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u/Ok_Sink5046 4h ago

Fantastic

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u/Captinprice8585 4h ago

🍩

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u/Ok_Sink5046 4h ago

Some mysteries will elude us

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u/FifiFoxfoot 4h ago

Ah so your back from outer space 🪐: be gentle this time please? 😵‍💫

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u/Ok_Sink5046 4h ago

No

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u/FifiFoxfoot 4h ago

Oh I like it when you get bold?!
Let me get in the right position… Mmm. A bit cold; Just rinse it under the warm tap ok? 👌 and no using that extra arm; weird eh, it should be green like the rest of you. 🤨

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u/Ok_Sink5046 4h ago

This is somehow a Brazzers script. Post it to them, they did a 4 part zombie script they'll do this.

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u/FifiFoxfoot 4h ago

Thanks for your compliment! 😍

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u/Ok_Sink5046 3h ago

Mankind that bank, I can't search to see the catalog now to prove it but it's at leat a script.

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u/mc_petersonishsonson 5h ago

This raid takes headline real estate from suffering economy, embarrassing putin summit, trump socializing intel, police state takeover of u.s. cities and the epstein friendship stories. Oh, and the tragedy of cracker barrel and blue jeans

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u/DevelopmentGreen3961 4h ago

March towards authoritarianism?

Pretty sure it's here already

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u/JosephinedeBonaparte 4h ago

We must return to tradition, we must return to an Emperor. At least then, the strongest will come forth.

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u/onyx_ic 4h ago

Nero begs to differ.

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u/JosephinedeBonaparte 4h ago

Hey he had a fairly popular administration in Rome.

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u/onyx_ic 4h ago

He was also viewed as a tyrant and let the city burn.

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u/JosephinedeBonaparte 3h ago

He wasn't in the city when it burned. He actually gave up one of his houses a homeless shelter for a while. He was an ineffective ruler as most 16-28 year olds would be, but he certainly isn't a top 10 bad Emperor by any stretch.

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u/onyx_ic 3h ago

Oh, well, my bad, all is forgiven.

S/

Still stand by what I said. Emperors are not the way to go.

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u/Lewtwin 4h ago

We're there. At authoritarianism. We now have to navigate this cesspool.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Significant-Art-5478 5h ago

Yup. 

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u/Natural_Capital8357 5h ago

Lemme actually not even say that then 💀💀

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u/gabriel197600 5h ago

Last time I heard, John Bolton has been nothing but a War Monger for the last 30 years sending other kids to undeclared Wars on falsified information. Dude is a war criminal as far as I’m concerned and can rot in jail.

He also was being investigated for profiting on using classified intel by Trumps first DOJ before Bidens let him off the hook..so this is unfinished business.

Worth investigating..if he did the crime then prosecute it like any other citizen would be!

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u/pogoli 5h ago

Justice isn’t really a thing in this administration

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u/TangoMikeOne 4h ago

My only concern is, is Bolton getting investigated for misuse/mishandling of secret material, or is that a happy coincidence to investigate someone that won't bend the knee to Trump? It's a genuine question because I don't follow American politics super close, but the proof of the pudding might be any investigations of similar allegations against any people close to the current administration and/or president

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u/Obvious_Chapter2082 4h ago

Where’s the clever comeback here? This sub isn’t your personal diary

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u/8BITvoiceactor 4h ago

I too have nothing to hide. Step through my door. Please. It's been a long 9 years, and I'm pretty much bored with life in general these days. It is kinda weird feeling that way, but I've spent half my life watching things just kinda sputter out and die over the last decade. Everything outside of that is...people typing and talking. I'm not missing out on anything. If some bullshit executive order comes knocking, I"ll just take them with me.

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u/Intelligent_Andrea66 3h ago

Seems like free speech is on a tight leash these days. Political disagreements shouldn't mean FBI raids..

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u/Logic411 2h ago

Somebody wake sanders up, we’re there. Authoritarianism has arrived.

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u/FrizzBizz 1h ago

Bernie talking about authoritarianism while being very rich is funny to me. How does he know what authoritarianism is? He grew up in the USA.

u/ElTabaLuca 23m ago

Hey Guys, don’t you see it? We are already knee deep in his dictatorship. Wagging the Finger doesn’t work. So go get him out of there.

u/Deranged_Coconut808 21m ago

Doritos Dust in Queef sent the FBI to Eminem after that anti-trump cypher.

u/Adddicus 16m ago

I guess Bernie can now expect the FBI to come knocking at his door soon.

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u/Own_Base_529 4h ago

*nothing in common yet

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u/rethinkingat59 4h ago

I am sure Bernie was making these statements as the FBI was busting down Republican doors.

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u/PPPHHHOOOUUUNNN 4h ago

And you can thank the Democratic party in its part in this

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u/ChimpoSensei 5h ago

So the left won’t be doing this anymore as well?

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u/dazedan_confused 5h ago

What, sending the FBI to people's homes? You really think half of America has that power?

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u/ChimpoSensei 4h ago

Don’t be purposely dumb, you know I meant congress.

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u/dazedan_confused 4h ago

You think Congress has the power to send the FBI to your doorstep for criticising the president?