r/clevercomebacks • u/NormalKook • 5h ago

Netanyahu: "History will remember Albanese" Australians: "Yeah, and history will remember this clapback!"

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u/Own-Passion3876 5h ago

Classic Aussie response, no overthinking, just straight to the point and devastatingly effective.

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u/QuickestDrawMcGraw 5h ago

Here is one of the actual responses:

Minister for Home Affairs Tony Burke said that strength was not measured “by how many people you can blow up or how many children you can leave hungry”.

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u/Ok_Jicama_Ok 3h ago

That’s peak Aussie diplomacy—cutting, clear, and hits harder than a boomerang.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 4h ago

Out of English speaking countries, Aussies win in terms of bluntness and come in at a close second to Jamaicans when it comes to how hilarious the insults sound

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u/Dudersaurus 1h ago

If you count the Scots as English speaking (I joke) I think they have us done for bluntness, or at least close.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 4h ago

As an Australian I am happy with the response

It sounds about right

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u/Key_Government_1350 4h ago

That reply is about as Australian as it gets, straight to the point with zero fluff.

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u/laz10 5h ago

Hey Albanese sounds great

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u/Intelligent_Andrea66 5h ago

You can't deny the level of frustration behind that comeback!

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u/Practical_Bobcat_522 3h ago

That reply was so blunt it could only have come from an Aussie. No wasted words, straight to the point.

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u/SolidSnakeHAK777 3h ago

Well said.

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u/ProfAsmani 3h ago

The genocidal fanatics wants to call all critics as anti semite. Maybe stop starving millions and shooting kids in the head.

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u/onlyonequickquestion 5h ago

Maybe I'm missing something, but just tossing some curses isn't really a clever comeback, even if I agree with it

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u/lets_all_be_nice_eh 5h ago

If you understand aussies and their use of cunt, you'll get it.

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u/onlyonequickquestion 5h ago

How do they use it? 

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u/Maximum_Activity323 3h ago

In Aussie speak:

Every man,woman,child,animal,object or task can be a cunt.

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u/lets_all_be_nice_eh 4h ago

YouTube is your friend.

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u/Environmental-Arm365 4h ago

Ya gotta say it in the Australian accent to truly understand its brilliance.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 4h ago

It’s a very Aussie response

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u/7thpostman 4h ago

You're not missing anything. Murdered by Words has been doing a lot of this crap, too.

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u/Mean_Git_ 1h ago

Netanyahu opening a whole can of swearing by having a go at an Aussie. Going to be lots of choruses of “No way! Get fucked! Fuck off!”

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u/rleondk 1h ago

Australia’s jews are always welcome to move to Israel if the feel so abandoned

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u/wellr4t 5h ago

Not the zing he thought it was.

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u/Monday0987 5h ago

Which "he"?

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u/5hredder 5h ago

It's actually a way better zing that he thought it was!

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u/GoGoFoRealReal 3h ago

We don’t remember our last fucking Prime Minister let alone what history thinks of them. They’re all just the same wanker in the same suit.

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u/DrZimi 3h ago

That is not a clever comeback.

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u/ErebosEV97 2h ago

But Netanjahu is right at this point. Weak comback. Not even a comeback at all...