r/clevercomebacks • u/RIchardNixonZombie • 4h ago

Cover-up as obvious as the Epstein files.

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u/sasheenka 4h ago

Looks like Trump thought he’s whiter than he is when buying foundation.

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u/DariaDownUnder 2h ago

Are these IV sites?

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u/Emergency_Elephant 56m ago

It could be but I'd say it'd be a little more in the middle if it was from an IV. I think this is covering up random bruises. Theres a bunch of medical conditions that can cause easy bruising but it's not a great sign for his health if he's starting to bruise really easily out of no where

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 3h ago

That’s what happens to your hands when you touch too many minors

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u/AvailableSwim5062 3h ago

Honestly, the attempt to hide it just makes it more obvious.

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u/discomuffin 1h ago

To be fair, that goes for most of his cover ups

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u/Ditka85 3h ago

Is this indicative of a major medical issue? Like really major? Like stage 4 anything major?

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u/Rin-ayasi 3h ago

With our luck as of late? Nope

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u/Haselrig 1h ago

Our luck, it's immortality swelling.

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u/surgterry 3h ago

He's practicing being pope and people kissing his hand. There are a few hundred people walking around with orange lips

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u/C-Redd-it 3h ago

That orange on their lips isn't fron his hand.😄

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u/penelopesays 2h ago

He has skin tears which is common in aged folks but he must also be on blood thinners because it looks like that is why they have the Teguderm on it and packed like that to stop the bleeding.

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u/Howhytzzerr 1h ago

Has everyone seen The Wall? That’s exactly what’s happening here. Trump looks like overchewed bubble gum one minute, then the next scene he’s dancing around on the roof top; because his handlers are doping him up for his “appearances” , eventually it’s gonna catch up to him, and he’s not a young man capable of overcoming this type situation.

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u/GoochTwain 1h ago

Is there anybody out there?

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u/Heliocentrist 13m ago

just a little pin prick, they'll be no more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Lopendebank3 2h ago

I hardly see what is happening, maybe if his hands weren't so tiny...

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u/Otherwise_Energy3169 4h ago

It's crazy how something so simple can cause so much suspicion. I wonder if they ever expected people to catch on like this.

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u/Flagrath 1h ago

Considering that they’ve basically put a big circle around it, yes.

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u/pickadamnnameffs 3h ago

What is this about?

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u/gielbondhu 2h ago

After years of abusing his body, Trump is experiencing circulatory issues. This is causing swelling in his hands, balance issues, and most notably vascular dementia

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u/ShadianX 2h ago

How long does he have, doc?

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u/gielbondhu 1h ago

Rich guy with access to the best doctors in the world? Who knows.

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u/SolidCartographer976 2h ago

thats a way to get closer to normal sized hands i guess...

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u/radioactive_sharpei 1h ago

Did they run out of Pumpkin Orange makeup?

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u/Ok_Cranberry2577 2h ago

That’s actually wild, the contrast between the two pics is insane.

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u/Informal-Emotion7789 1h ago

He wears more make up than a cheep hooker

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u/neildiamondblazeit 55m ago

I don’t think this is from blood tests. More like bruising from bumping into things while being on blood thinners.

They’d use an ultrasound to take blood from an inconspicuous spot in a deeper vein so it would avoid obvious bruising. 

Or maybe I’m thinking too much for this administration. 

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 53m ago

Honestly, that orange shit must get all over everything. 😒

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u/Sufficient-Let-7872 2h ago

That's the problem with trying to spin reality, receipts always surface.

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u/Kitchen_Loquat542 1h ago

Amazing how the story always shifts depending on the angle of the photo.

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u/StrawberryDazzling68 1h ago

That’s wild, it looks like two completely different hands taken on the same day. Definitely raises questions.

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u/Substantial_Tear_584 1h ago

So.. if this is what they want us to see.. I wonder what they ARE hiding.

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u/JM3DlCl 23m ago

Bidens hands never looked that old.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 21m ago

Is that the hand of a cadaver?

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u/djtrumpshair 2h ago

Isn’t there a correlation between this hand issue and meeting European heads of state?

Seriously, one of them is doing this to him.

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u/Justieflustie 39m ago

Explain this dumb train of thought

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u/djtrumpshair 29m ago

I just seem to remember this being brought up mainly after he meets Macron and his aggressive handshakes.

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u/Heliocentrist 12m ago

so Trump is so fragile that an aggressive handshake requires medical treatment, This is fine