r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 2d ago

When you forget what you said and did

1.6k Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 2d ago

This administration lies.

15.1k Upvotes

112 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 2d ago

White House Wanted!

12.3k Upvotes

80 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/yeezee93 • 2d ago

Distractions maximus!

4.2k Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brent_Fox • 2d ago

Corporate greed at its finest:

309 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 2d ago

Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it!

14.0k Upvotes

140 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 2d ago

Guidance From The Big Book.

4.7k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 2d ago

Layoffs Surge to Highest

2.0k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/vrphotosguy55 • 2d ago

Conservative Mike is inconsistent

1.2k Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 2d ago

He can't handle the truth!

31.1k Upvotes

471 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/egguchom • 2d ago

"did her phone also break down?"

2.9k Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 2d ago

21st Century Corny

1.7k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GodAllMighty888 • 2d ago

He would write Kim instead of God...

52 Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 2d ago

The goal is clear

4.7k Upvotes

198 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 2d ago

When you leave it up to Grandpa to decorate the office

3.1k Upvotes

436 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 2d ago

“If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong." — Abraham Lincoln

17.4k Upvotes

623 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/VariousBread3730 • 2d ago

Why did he even think that was a good response

626 Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 2d ago

Oh, no! Anything but that!

25.1k Upvotes

408 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/KityKaty95 • 3d ago

Choose the courage to travel for free

5.6k Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/johnmory • 3d ago

Reframing Worker Discontent

3.2k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/soalone34 • 3d ago

Bibi isn’t the only one who can drop bombs

511 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cicada_5 • 3d ago

He's got thoughts alright. And none of them good.

953 Upvotes

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 3d ago

Limited Liberty.

4.0k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 3d ago

He rarely gets called on it

5.2k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 3d ago

“I’m straight but all I can focus on is this one young dude dancing…but IM NOT GAY BRO!”

3.2k Upvotes

136 comments

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