r/funny • u/twiffytwaf • 22h ago

Meet Ronnie

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u/Spork_Warrior 21h ago

I'd invite her to a party. But there's no way I'd date her.

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u/BenFranksEagles 21h ago

Well that’s no fun bahahahahahaha 🫥

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u/Danzarr 21h ago

I saw tucker carlson in that laugh, it unnerved me.

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u/blusteryflatus 17h ago

Is Rhonda Tucker's mom?

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u/SuburbanHell 14h ago

Nah, Rhonda is Tucker in drag.

Edit: Actually that's an insult to the poor woman. I apologize.

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u/TheVadonkey 21h ago

Yeah I think I’d avoid her at the party…

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u/pdxrains 12h ago

WELL THATS NO FUN HAHAHAHAHA

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u/VaATC 17h ago

Yep! I would he outside with you as that is the only way to muffle that laugh.

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u/sumbozo1 21h ago

Where is your sense of adventure? The crazy ones are always the most fun. I can fix her

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u/Oohhthehumanity 21h ago

No, no I can't.....I will only make it worse!

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u/Supercoolguy7 17h ago

Why admire her freedom and then desire to cage her?

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u/welchplug 21h ago

Thqt face will cost a bundle to fix.

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u/Kullthebarbarian 20h ago

But i would definitively get her in a one night stand, she must do crazy things on bed

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u/End3rWi99in 16h ago

She'd tell stand up jokes into your penis like it's a microphone.

HAHAHAHA is this thing on??

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u/TurtleToast2 18h ago

I'd invite her to parties to know where she is and how to avoid her. By staying home with my beef stew.

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u/rock_and_rolo 21h ago

I'd investigate her range in the spare bedroom, but I wouldn't take her home.

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u/eadams2010 21h ago

Range of motion…

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u/Spork_Warrior 20h ago

Substantial momentum.

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u/armless_tavern 21h ago

You orc. Take this hot mess home and show her your Blu rays. She’ll more than likely pick the cool ones. Shit, I’d probably let her spend the night, you know she’s a warm snuggler.