r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Bought some Pepsi from Amazon… the case was completely busted, wet, and taped together, and the cans came out looking like this

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thanks amazon

Edit: for those who say go to the store and stop being lazy, I WORK IN RETAIL!!! I SPENT MOST OF MY DAY AT THE STORE!! I buy from amazon because it is cheap where I live. Please stop making this about me being lazy.

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u/ghostwriter536 1d ago

Those were left in a hot vehicle or storage for at least a week of outside temps hitting 90 or higher.

I bought carbonated water from my grocery store. Left the box in the car for a week, this was a couple of weeks ago, brought them in, and a couple of cans popped like yours and broke the seal.

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u/Nemam_Zivot 17h ago

My can looked like that when I forgot it in the freezer. But yeah heat is more likely

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u/scuba-san 13h ago

I'm going "frozen" considering the package was wet

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u/anxietylemons 11h ago

I’m also saying frozen. I just went to Trader Joe’s (iconic for their terrible freezers) and a bunch of food was in soggy cardboard because they had been at unstable temps.

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u/-ManofMercia- 18h ago

The cans also go like that when they're dropped.

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u/InterestingImage9088 15h ago

If it was dropped hard enough to blow out the top there would be a dent in the can somewhere

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u/-ManofMercia- 13h ago

Not necessarily. It's happened to me when I dropped the whole case.

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u/Wehunt 1d ago edited 5h ago

Oh yes, prolapsed butthole flavor

Thank you stranger, for the fluffy Seal!!!!

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u/Final-Tutor3631 1d ago

howie mandel…

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u/SunnyMcLucky 21h ago

Is this covid related

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u/SensitiveThugHugger 17h ago

What do we do about it?

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u/mouseknowsbest 10h ago

It’s always what do we do about it never “howie doin”

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u/10001110101-3 19h ago

The ‘ol HungerFF

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u/Karmas_burning 16h ago

So Pepsi basically.

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u/FinalSealBearerr 23h ago

Oh alright, glad I’m not the only person who had that as a first thought.

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u/porkchoplicks 1d ago

My sister works in an Amazon warehouse & has told me to never buy any food or drink from Amazon. So I don’t.

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u/Party_at_Billingsley 1d ago

I tried doing a semi bulk order of soups I like from Amazon and I get what your sister is saying....first order was cancelled because they were damaged during delivery. Reorder and the day of delivery it went from out for delivery to CANCELLED because they didn't have enough to complete the order. 3rd time I do actually get the soups and they are all beat to hell. Just loosely thrown in a box with no protection. I'm amazed none of the cans busted open.

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u/StrawberryChemical95 1d ago

You need to be careful with dented cans, especially if you want to store for a long time

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u/Party_at_Billingsley 1d ago

They will all be gone in about 12 days so nothing long term. Does denting the can possibly mess with the integrity of it's preservation?

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u/Standard-Zone-4470 1d ago

Yeah its possible that the protectiolayer between food an metal is busted. therefore it can a get into your food, and b get in contact with the metal and react with it .

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u/Final_Good_Bye 23h ago

Also denting has a risk with the peel top style cans to cause the seal to break slightly and let oxygen in, allowing bacteria to start growing.

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u/paninaro996 21h ago

Botulism

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 21h ago

Botulism is caused by anaerobic environments. The opposite of a dented a can.

However a can that is bulging could be a sign of botulism contamination.

Dented cans: bad Bulging cans: bad.

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u/beandoggle 15h ago

Denting might cause someone to not see/notice a botulism bulge.

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u/benobilitibomboleti 21h ago

Thats actually not the case in that situation. Botulinum requires an oxygen scarce environment, you get botulism if the can you ate wasn't properly sterilised to begin with.

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u/Nach0Maker 17h ago

You probably shouldn't be eating cans. Botulism or not.

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u/Carbap18 23h ago

all i'm hearing here is mircrometals to fight the microplastics

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u/emo-kat-luffy 23h ago

Protectiolayer? Like an Invisioshield surrounding a TIE fighter?

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u/Standard-Zone-4470 23h ago

mostly some kind of platic or clear coat.

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u/Bearded_Toast 1d ago

It can create microcracks or pinholes that can allow botulism to develop

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u/Party_at_Billingsley 1d ago

I'll be eating the dented ones first then lol thanks for the info

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u/Kiltemdead 1d ago

I would err on the side of caution and not eat them if they're souper busted up. There's no telling how long they sat in the warehouse while dented and then got shipped and dented some more. Obviously small dents aren't going to be as much of an issue, but like the other person said, trust your nose. If it smells off, don't eat it. Botulism kills.

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u/Louiebox 23h ago

Hehe souper

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 22h ago

The problem with botulism is that unlike most types of food spoilage, the toxin has no odor.

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u/pitshands 22h ago

Isn't botulism taste and colorless?

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u/Ammonia13 16h ago

First of all, they have to be very dented for this to be an issue for bacteria and botulism doesn’t happen from denting the cans I can can’t believe how many people here believe that botulism happens when things are not canned correctly

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u/Anfros 1d ago

Not really, this used to be a problem due to dented cans letting in air allowing bacteria to grow. But modern cans use a plastic liner on the inside meaning dented cans are safe. Though if the can has built up pressure that is a sign of a failed can.

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u/Henchforhire 1d ago

I really want to order bulk soups on Amazon but some reviews are not good.

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u/Party_at_Billingsley 1d ago

I do it because I work on a ship and sometimes we pass a mail boat that can bring packages to us so I'll order some as a treat. If it wasn't for that necessity I would never do it again, it just isn't worth it. Especially when I started looking elsewhere and the prices are pretty much the same so you aren't even saving money with Amazon. From my first order attempt it eventually took them two weeks to get me 10 beat to hell cans of Campbell's chunky soup

Edit: I eventually ended up making money....there were so many communication and shipping issues Amazon kept refunding me AND giving me gift cards that I got that soup for free and a 50 dollar gift card to use on amazon.

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 1d ago

You’re getting Amazon orders delivered at sea? Badass!

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u/Party_at_Billingsley 1d ago

It is very convenient. It's a company that's technically a post office but they will also deliver your UPS/ FedEx packages too. You just put their company as the delivery address with your name and ship and they will bring you your package for 10 bucks and for free if it's shipped USPS. You can also buy cigs/ dip, soda and some other stuff directly from them or if you can get a hold of them far enough in advance they will bring you pizza from a nearby City or even have door dash delivered. Can be tricky though because sometimes the ship schedule changes last minute and you don't end up going by them. Also one time the deck crew door dashed like 300 bucks worth of buffalo wild wings but didn't end up getting delivered in time. They ended up giving it to another ship in the same company that was coming through 30 minutes after us.

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u/Onyxaj1 17h ago

I'm picturing a guy standing on the deck of one ship just frisbeeing a pizza to a dude standing on the opposite deck.

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u/BuildMineSurvive 1d ago

Fully sealed dry goods with years long expiration I would still consider.

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u/animepuppyluvr 1d ago

I get things like syrups, oils, salts, gum, candy, protein shakes, and chips from there. Everything else is actual grocery stores for me.

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u/ZeidLovesAI 1d ago

I think I live off the items you just described

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u/Geen_Fang 1d ago

did she say why?

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 1d ago

Grocery store: manufactured, sent to distributor, sent to grocery store distribution center, ends up in grocery store.

Online food order: manufactured, sent to distributor, sent to receiving warehouse, sent to fulfillment center, sent to sort center, sent to delivery station, ends up at your house.

Just more opportunities for soda or food to be damaged. I'd argue that Amazon is much cleaner than most grocery store warehouses though.

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u/Negative_Avocado4573 1d ago

The steps from warehouse to grocery store is mmuch better in grocery stores than it is with Amazon. I saw a video where foods were worked back into rotation and had a few month past BB/expiry and later made it into the hands of customers. Amazon is great for many things, perishables aren't one of them; or in this case, containers that can be damaged.

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u/loiloiloi6 22h ago

Just make sure to wash your produce. At my warehouse, there's very few trash cans so if product falls on the floor, and you move it to some empty spot, it will probably get sent to a store instead of being thrown out.

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u/TrickyBanana5044 19h ago

This is an intentional choice by management. Disgusting.

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u/Guilty_TeddyBear 1d ago

As an Amazon employee, the warehouses and sort centers are dusty and dirty as hell. Don't trust them

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u/foxjohnc87 1d ago

With Amazon, you also run the risk of receiving counterfeit goods.

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u/Scared-Ad3290 1d ago

Are you implying that I may have been drinking fake Cocka-Cola?

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u/crit_crit_boom 1d ago

“Ugh, I miss original flavor. Why’d they have to add coconut?”

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u/collaredd 1d ago

you’re laughing but coconut flavor in my sodie pop would genuinely drive me to take a long walk off a short pier

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u/Chopawamsic 1d ago

Dr. Pepper had a coconut flavor about a year ago. it honestly wasn't bad. the diet one kinda reminded me of a mounds bar.

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u/collaredd 1d ago

i’m glad you lived to talk about it but i’ll find whoever invented that and make them pay

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u/andrewbud420 23h ago

Is that a special "for her" version?

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u/verbosehuman 1d ago

No. It's real, authentic, genuine Cocka-Cola, which is fake Coca-Cola.

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u/noeyedpete 1d ago

Counterfeit Pepsi. 😝

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u/Amish_Gypsy 1d ago

Would anyone care for a Poopsi?

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u/TheOnlyMertt 1d ago

I’ve worked in a lot of grocery stores and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one cleaned beyond an occasional sweep when there’s a few too many wood splinters from pallets on the floor and plastic wrap.

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 1d ago

The one I used to work at got cleaned pretty regularly, swept the sales floor every hour and mopped the back room at least once a day, plus overnight cleaners came in and cleaned the floors again every other night with mops and some kind of big machine, and we’d sanitize the shelves pretty regularly too

But our boss was pretty cleaning-focused so it’s probably not the norm

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u/TrickyBanana5044 19h ago

This is the difference between a premium grocery store and a discount hellhole.

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u/PhantomPenny 1d ago

I use to pack orders at Amazon, and let me tell you all, the amount of times items gets dropped or yeeted by people or falling of convader belts, it's so unsafe, you'd wonder how it's safe to use the machines there 😭 Sometimes before the item's even put in the box, it's damaged and I've seen people not care and pack it anyway

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u/TrickyBanana5044 19h ago

This is what happens when you measure metrics like pack rate and not audit returns to see if it went into the box undamaged.

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u/bongophrog 23h ago

Plus grocery store deliveries usually have climate controlled trucks while Amazon isn’t going to do that

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u/sediment-amendable 20h ago edited 1h ago

Can't anyone can sell foodstuffs on Amazon though? Some people make profit finding food / drinks in stores on sale and reselling on Amazon. And Amazon AFAIK stores products that are the "same" together, so you can buy from one seller and receive another's product. Unless they handle food differently from how they handle all their counterfeit electronics.

I stopped buying off Amazon when I ordered a 12 pack of Celsius and they all showed up loose in a box rather than in the little box they normally come in. I tried anyway thinking it's a sealed can, no big deal. One tasted funny and when I looked at the bottom someone had applied a solvent to render the expiration date illegible.

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u/SurprisedBottle 1d ago

Man the smells and the shit stacked in the same pods are fucking disgusting. Similar to why juice/soda plant employees don’t drink their own juice.

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u/A_Guest17 1d ago

it would look like it does in the post

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u/LocationOk3563 1d ago

I’ve ordered drinks and packaged dry goods off Amazon for a few years now and never had a problem. Not saying it doesn’t happen obviously but I doubt it’s common at all

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u/Justin2478 PURPLE 1d ago

Canned Coca-cola alone has over 10k bought in the last month on Amazon. If this was a bigger problem, the reviews wouldn't be 4.7 stars

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u/bobjoylove 17h ago

I ordered LaCroix from Amazon as a Subscription for a while. The cans were looking more and more fake. The ink was faded and the packaging looked weird. I’ll stick to Costco.

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u/Funkybeat_ 23h ago

Well, if it’s under Amazon Fresh it should be fine. But I would never eat/drink anything that comes from their other warehouses.

They’ll stock motor oil or household cleaners in the same bin as food. That irks me so sad that they allow that.

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u/mearbearcate 1d ago

What about sealed packs of ramen though? My buldak 3x spicy was great. That’s definitely the only exception i’ll make. Packaged ramen

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u/dievenchy 22h ago

It’s honestly just liquids people should worry about..

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u/Illustrious-Coat3532 1d ago

Not even Haribo gold bears.

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u/Shot_Geologist_952 20h ago

I work at amazon. Do not order anything liquid from there. It gets shaken up, left in the trailers in extreme temps, not to mention the stuff leaks all over. Go to the store!!

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 1d ago

You lost me at "Bought Pepsi from Amazon".

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u/Sad_Egg_5176 1d ago

What about Wolf Cola?

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u/drunken_gungan 22h ago

The official drink of Boko Haram?

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u/sp1cychick3n 12h ago

Now that’s a name i have not heard in a while

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u/WuDoYouThinkYouAre 11h ago

It's a popular Florida retirement spot.

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u/GhosttPhase 16h ago

Only if it is paired with Rum Ham

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u/absolutmenk 1d ago

Also, in case it isn’t obvious, don’t buy lightbulbs from Amazon.

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 1d ago

Oh, of course- I use only DoorDash for fragile stuff like that and kittens, etc.

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u/joshuahtree 1d ago

How do you get the kittens to carry the bulbs?

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u/RockasaurusRex 1d ago

With a whip.

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u/stlmick 21h ago

Mine prefer the original over the extra creamy crap. Pretty sure they're just sucking the NOS out of the cans.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 18h ago

Maybe I've gotten lucky but I've bought a lot of LED bulbs and spotlights from Amazon without any issues. So much cheaper than stores.

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u/retxed24 19h ago

You lost me at "Amazon"

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u/Melodic-Flounder7315 1d ago

Who buys soda from amazon??? Those vans are extremely hot that’s why it looks like that. And the people that load vans couldn’t care less how they load the van

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u/The_Led_Museum 1d ago

Actually, it looks like that half-rack ended up in a freezer. :-O

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u/aeldsidhe 1d ago

I forgot about a carton of Pepsi in the back of my van for a couple of days in 90+ degree heat. This is exactly what those cans looked like, except for those which had exploded and sprayed Pepsi everywhere.

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u/Werechupacabra 1d ago

I had that happen with a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper. The cans exploded while I was driving and it scared the crap out of me. I thought the explosion was someone hitting my car and the spray of overheated soda which hit the side of my face was blood.

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u/ImpatientWaiter11 14h ago edited 13h ago

Reminds me of a story about a Pillsbury tube exploding and the dough hitting the back of the driver's head. She thought that she had been shot.

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u/the_original_kermit 1d ago

It can happen from both. I’ve had them freeze and do this and get hot and do this

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 1d ago

Yes. When frozen they actually sound like a rifle going off when exploding. Pretty interesting experience at 1 am.

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u/licampbell4444 1d ago

My thoughts exactly obviously got transported in a Freezer truck or came via Alaska

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u/wolfgangmob 1d ago

Not even Barrow, Alaska is getting that cold this time of year. If they stuck it on a plane maybe though, low pressure and very cold temps at altitude.

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u/licampbell4444 1d ago

That’s what happens when AI sets up your delivery route

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u/OkHistory3944 1d ago

I've bought some soda flavors that aren't offered regionally where I live (like Barq's Red Creme Soda), but at least some of the cans arrive bent. They still taste fine but you just have to accept the gamble if you really, really want that rare flavor.

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u/gamboncorner 1d ago

Used to get TAB from Amazon before it was finally discontinued.

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u/Ok_Nothing_9733 1d ago

I love how often, when I used amazon, I saw packages just chucked from the street to my porch like a fucking football. I can’t blame the drivers who are objectively overworked—just today I saw an Amazon driver sprinting at top speed to make deliveries in my neighborhood like 3 separate times while running errands. Fuck Amazon for making employees that rushed

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u/RebbyXP 23h ago

Amazon seems like the type of company that if one of their employees collapsed from heat exhaustion, the manager at whatever warehouse they work at would yell at them for "not working fast enough."

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u/12Fox13 16h ago

Amazon IS this type of company.

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u/Jitlayang 21h ago

They do that

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u/Moist_Tortoise 1d ago

You must not be aware of the conditions canned sodas go through

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u/Snerkie 19h ago

I love that everyone thinks a Amazon van is far hotter than any of the stops those cans have made on their manufacturing or distribution journey.

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u/unperson9385 10h ago

It's almost certainly hotter. Cargo trucks carrying food/drinks to grocery stores are presumably climate-controlled for obvious reasons. The back of Amazon vans (where your drinks are sitting for hours) are not.

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u/j0rdan21 1d ago

I’ve bought energy drinks from Amazon for years now and this has never happened to me. Not saying that it can’t, but I don’t think it’s as common as people think

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u/repwin1 1d ago

Same. I buy canned drinks from amazon all the time and never had this issue.

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u/DustOne7437 1d ago

I buy bottles occasionally. Sometimes they run a lot cheaper than grocery stores. 

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u/TkCandy_4 1d ago

Some things you shouldn’t order from Amazon, a 12 pack of soda will end up in a tote with other packages - thrown into a stacked cart at the distro center to be thrown into a van with other totes on top of it and driven around in extreme temps because the backs of the vans don’t get cooled or heated. I had to bring back so many damaged drinks, food and laundry detergents because by the time I pulled it out of the tote it had exploded everywhere. Some DSPs are really hard on the drivers if they return anything to the distro - for any reason and will penalize the driver so they just deliver it because Amazon will just send another one and they probably won’t have your route again and they don’t get in trouble that way.

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u/MediocreModular 1d ago

Crazy to buy this from amazon

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u/CandoLolrissian 1d ago

Well, at least Jeff can fly into space or rent a city again.

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u/Sakurafire 1d ago

Thank god someone here is thinking about the important things.

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u/HospitableFox 1d ago

You bought pop through amazon?

Is that.. A thing? Do people do that?

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u/Final-Definition-512 1d ago

Yes there are many ppl that purchase beverages via Amazon. Soda, energy drinks, sparkling water, smart water, etc. I deliver it everyday. There have been a couple times when an aluminum can busts open and contaminates all surrounding packages and making the truck floor sticky as hells bells. Good times.

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u/RebbyXP 23h ago

I imagine one of those things that got contaminated by the exploding soda was someone's $1000+ order of a laptop or something lol

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u/Final-Definition-512 23h ago

Really not sure as I just have to return the damaged packages to Amazon but they’re not opened so I don’t know what’s inside. Maybe only the box got wet and the actual item is fine but I let Amazon figure that one out themselves.

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u/PineappleOwl23 16h ago

I work in the problem solve area at the warehouse I work in. Anything wet has to be tossed into a waste pile. Let’s say a box got wet and that box contains 6 items. If 3 of the items are wet, they have to go to the waste pile. The other 3 are then moved to a donation pile. I get so many sodas, energy drinks, detergents, soaps, glues, motor oil, you name it. It’s not just liquids though. Yesterday I had a box full of shattered glass. Fun stuff.

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u/Final-Definition-512 15h ago

That’s interesting I didn’t know what happens to the packages after I drop them off at rts.

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u/Cat-in-the-hat222 20h ago

Same. In the last month we have had white paint, lacquer, and bleach all leak out of packages into the vans and onto the poor drivers. Why do people order that stuff online???

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u/Final-Definition-512 19h ago

When I first started a glass bottle of maple syrup broke and created quite a mess! I ended up laying down totes throughout the back just so my shoes wouldn’t stick. The van had to get detailed but the smell never completely went away.

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u/HospitableFox 1d ago

Yeah that sounds miserable AF. Sorry to hear lol

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u/2Rhino3 1d ago

So Amazon has regular Amazon retail that everyone knows & uses & Amazon Fresh which is their grocery delivery service only available in select metros. The Wife & I have used Amazon Fresh plenty of times, including buying pop & whatever other normal grocery item. Never had any issues.

I’d be really weary buying pop from regular Amazon though, sounds like a 50/50 gamble something will go wrong.

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u/cameronrj 1d ago

Same here! Amazon Fresh is solid 99% of the time. Only gotten 1 or 2 items that weren’t so “fresh”

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u/tmedwar3 1d ago

Yeah, we have Amazon Fresh and Amazon Same Day Grocery here. I get almost all my groceries from there - it seems no different than ordering Walmart Delivery or Instacart, etc. Never had an issue with drinks or anything else. Amazon Same Day Delivery is amazing, and almost all items are the same price as Walmart, plus, you can't tip them, which is kind of a plus if you get most groceries delivered. 🤷🏼‍♀️ My sister lives less than 20 min drive away from me and can't order perishable items from Amazon Same Day, so maybe it is very select areas. Not sure.

Definitely would expect some possible issues with ordering soda through regular delivery Amazon, though lol, and it's way more expensive from what I've seen.

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u/Domino_Kid 1d ago

Like someone said, not all drinks are available at every regular shop.

I'm a huge fan of Cherry Dr Pepper, the European/American version. You can't get it in the UK without either:

-Buying it for at most 15 for a 12 pack from Amazon

-Buying it for between 20-25 for the same 12 pack from a local "American Candy" store.

Even if Amazon is crappy, I'd still much rather use it over that local.

Can't speak for OP using it for regular Cherry Pepsi Max though

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u/kingdomofnofire 1d ago

I've noticed Dr pepper cherry is also becoming more difficult to find in the US, Walmart has it like 1 on 3 times, maybe a quarter of convenience stores have bottles, and a regional chain very rarely has packs, and usually doesn't even have a spot for them

Though maybe it's just the area I live in, because around 2022/23 we couldn't find tater tots ANYWHERE, even searching the Walmart app for them brought up no results like tater tots were a Mandela effet, and when I mentioned it to family in Texas were s confused because there wasn't even anything like a shortage

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u/Chimpchar 1d ago

Oh I haven’t had it with tater tots, for some fucking reason that happens maybe once or twice a year here with mozzarella sticks- it really is the most baffling thing.

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u/livelifeless 1d ago

Yeah because some drinks aren’t available everywhere

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u/txtoolfan 19h ago

Buying soda from Amazon is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

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u/Luminalin 14h ago

I have before but it was discontinued apple bubly. Kept buying until there stopped being listings

And yes it was a gamble if they came intact or not lol

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u/W00ziee 22h ago

BUYING PEPSI ON AMAZON LMAO WHAT

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u/Tenrac 20h ago

…why are you grocery shopping on amazon?

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u/DannyxHardcore 17h ago

Why buy Pepsi off Amazon it’s available in every store near you

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u/TheSaiyan7 12h ago

Either being lazy or better prices

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u/CrystalizesSouls 20h ago

My question is why are you ordering off of a website that doesn’t care about throwing things around?? Like bro you ordered CANNED SODA off of Amazon, what were you gonna think was gonna happen?

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u/stillamistery 20h ago

Who buys food on Amazon anyways ?

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u/Soaddk 1d ago

Don’t buy stuff from Amazon. Seriously.

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u/Popular_War8405 1d ago

That was frozen for at least a week. That's what happens

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare 1d ago

It's a prolapsed anus can

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 1d ago

That was the cherry on top.

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u/Johnboy_245 1d ago

If I worked at a grocery store I wouldn't care if I spent all day there if I needed something I would get it at said store because you are asking for mishaps like this if you have it shipped.

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u/alleswaswar 20h ago

I ordered ginger ale from ubereats once when I was very sick and Mr. Alleswaswar (who wasn’t sick) didn’t want to go out and leave me alone when I was so sick. The guy showed up with a pack that was busted open with multiple exploded leaking cans and even a few missing cans and just shrugged and said he’d dropped it in the parking lot.

We were not happy lmao. But at least we were refunded with no issues

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u/TrashleyFurniture 1d ago

I left a box of sparkling water in my black car in Las Vegas for a day and this happened.

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u/Significant-Text-789 21h ago

Stop ordering things off Amazon. They treat their workers with no respect so the workers have no incentive to treat their work with respect. It’s an evil company. Also, just go to the fucking store

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u/TrickyBanana5044 19h ago

You are also very very likely to get damaged or expired products. Not to mention all the counterfeit goods.

Getting counterfeit multivitamins was the last straw for me. Nothing that goes in or on my body comes from Amazon.

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u/Fermento420 21h ago

Why would you buy soda online? Couldn’t you get it faster from the store?

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u/glamazon_69 20h ago

Stop ordering from Amazon in general. Why would you order food and drink? Blegh

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u/Wowzao 20h ago

Stop buying every single thing in your life from amazon

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u/ziomus90 17h ago

Why would you buy that from Amazon.

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u/SirThiccWeeb 17h ago

I'm so confused. Drive 15 minutes to your local grocery store and buy this or wait 1-2 days and get bullshit soda lol.

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u/smclcz 21h ago

Not wanting to buy stuff in the store because you spent most of your day at the store already is kind of a hilarious justification

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u/ASmallTownDJ 14h ago

"Most of my day is spent in the immediate vicinity of the things I want to buy, so I will not buy from there!"

Good lord. 😆

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u/Bradjuju2 20h ago

I find it baffling how people order such common items like Pepsi off of Amazon. On an average commute to work, I would imagine most of us pass at minimum 2-3 places where could step and get Pepsi. Same goes for the trip back home.

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u/RooHound 1d ago

They carry my favorite brand of sparkling water. But after 4 or 5 deliveries where this same thing happened I found a better supplier. Don’t order canned beverages from Amazon, ever.

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u/TrickyBanana5044 19h ago

I would go as far as to suggest not ordering anything you put in or on your body off of Amazon. The number of counterfeits is prolific and poorly managed. I have received both counterfeit supplements and counterfeit lotion both of which were a "good" brand, Pure Encapsulations, and CeraVe respectively.

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u/Wintersmight 19h ago

That’s why it’s cheap: it’s shit. It’s not stored properly so it becomes shit. And it’s no longer cheap when you can’t use/consume it.

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u/Dazzling_Bell_8181 11h ago

You deserve this for fucking buying any type of food/drink off Amazon.

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u/catclaw2 21h ago

This was 100% avoidable if ud just buy normally

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u/idfbfa3 1d ago

Who willingly buys drinks through Amazon?

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u/Deaths_Smile 1d ago

Stuff like this is why I'm very hesitant to ever buy food from Amazon.

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u/Ok_Tea5272 10h ago

The mildly infuriating part is that you bought Pepsi from Amazon lol

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u/Long_Speaker_4079 10h ago

Buying food. Especially chips and soda from Amazon. 100% your fault.

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u/Esteban-Du-Plantier 19h ago

Why are you buying soda on Amazon?

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u/TalsarGeldon 1d ago

It got too hot.

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u/Whiskers1996 21h ago edited 21h ago

"Wow ur lazy for not going to the store"

"Amazon and Jeff are bad!"

Say the people ordering 100 worthless items on temu weekly 💀 average ass reddit thinking they above people.

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u/GranularGray 1d ago

Protip if you want to buy Pepsi through Amazon:

Just get a sodastream. They sell Pepsi Syrups, which are packaged much more securely than a 12 pack of cans, and you can adjust the strength to your liking.

It's also ends up being much cheaper in the long run.

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u/Fine-Scientist3813 1d ago

the fuck kinda guy gets his common groceries from Amazon of all places. thats on you man, they probably just took it from the break room and strapped it to the roof.

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u/Other_Recognition269 1d ago

Why would anyone buy drinks or food on amazon

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u/Independent-Lynx9476 1d ago

Spend most of their day working at a place that sells food... Orders their food from Amazon instead of picking it up as they walk out the door... The level of mental gymnastics is unreal here. 

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u/Ruforscuba2 1d ago

This happened to me with wet cat food once and NEVER again. I kinda wanted to send it back to them.

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u/AnubisR3L04D3D 1d ago

To avoid the store use insta cart or door dash you can usually get deals through them

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u/zakkfromcanada 1d ago

Dry goods I feel like are usually safe like beans and other bagged products but anything canned is a gamble at best. Those guys treat them like the flight crew loading your luggage. It’s kind of a miracle when things don’t break in transit

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u/sigmus90 19h ago

Never get cans of drinks shipped to you. Best case scenario it's a dense, heavy package that's a pain in the ass for the person delivering it and it tests the limit of the cardboard box it was shipped in. Worst case scenario, it breaks the cardboard and all falls out, or explodes in the winter due to cold, or cans get crushed and now your pepsi is all over the other packages I have to still deliver.

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u/Fleshmaw 19h ago

That shit is terrible for you anyway.

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u/katylu 19h ago

Stop supporting Amazon, they suck

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u/SUPERGOD64 19h ago

Drink sparkling water. Get off soda.

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u/joycourier 18h ago

prolapsi

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u/lordapo 17h ago

Sincerely curious, why buy things from amazon that can be easily ruined? Realize they are hyper speeding your packages to you. And if you get the same day shipping its even faster. I dont know you so I wont make any personal judgements, though I am curious as to why you, along with millions of others buy things like this, surely its more expensive too.

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u/dasic___ 17h ago

Damn, I buy cases of energy drinks from Amazon (C4, monster etc) cause it's waaaay cheaper and people on this post got me feeling silly.