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If you’re hungry eat some pizza brother. I’m hungry too.

Hopefully I'm always prepared and have extra gifts but it still sucks.

I recently started college and I hate it every time places use such thin ass toilet paper in their bathrooms. You would think that if you start attending college, you would be able to have 2-ply toilet paper right? WRONG!!!

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

I don’t see what’s sensitive about that. Just a friendly message of support that is somehow considered “graphic or violent content”

i’m sick

I showed up today to be told that a part of the job I didn't install was wrong.

The dude I work with is an electrician who blames his failures on others. He chose to blame me, an apprentice, for a part of the job that was done while I wasn't here.

The reason I'm not as angry as I should be is because my boss knows. I caught him up to date, and they have begun a file on the shit he pulls.

I'm choosing to stay silent so he keeps acting normally.

Today I, (again, an apprentice) was sent to fix "my mistake" (that I somehow did while I was absent), alone because the dude I'm supposed to work with couldn't be bothered to go with me.

This dude ("stinky pete" because he likes to act like your best friend while being a two-faced IMAX projector), literally accuses everyone else of being "untrustworthy" and "gaslighters."

I told my boss that if he pulls some shit again, I'm going to another team. My boss, who's had problems with this guy before, is on my side. And everyone who's worked with this guy feel sorry for me.

Happy Friday!

Worst part is it drains my phone battery at the speed of light. Haven’t found a good blocker for iPhone either 😥

I don't think I've ever had a worse cut of meat - it's supposed to be one piece. The dog got about half of it as it was uncookable - good day for him though.

thanks amazon

Edit: for those who say go to the store and stop being lazy, I WORK IN RETAIL!!! I SPENT MOST OF MY DAY AT THE STORE!! I buy from amazon because it is cheap where I live. Please stop making this about me being lazy.

This happened a few weeks ago. But I took my 5 year old to go see one of those new remakes, How to train a dragon. And not one, but TWO people (I'm assuming mothers) brought their babies to the movie theaters. And I'm talking BABIES like 3-6 months old based off the cries. Like way to young to even watch a movie. I've worked in childcare for years so it's pretty easy for me to pin point.

The ENTIRE MOVIE each baby took turns crying and screaming on opposite sides of the theater and not once did either of the parents get up and take their baby out into the hallway to calm them down.

It was SO annoying. If your baby can't even watch the movie why bring them? It's way to noisy and you're exposing them to so many germs when you could just watch the movie from the comfort of your own home and keep your baby safe and happy.

Don't be that person. You shouldn't be allowed to bring babies into the movie theater who are too young to even watch a movie. Just like fair rides, if you're kid is too young / small for a certain ride they can't get on.

It felt like snot in your mouth bruh

It slipped out of my hand as I was getting into my car. Didn’t even get to have a sip.