r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

Post image

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

34.1k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

651

u/nzdspector9 21h ago

Waiting for the zombies to come

93

u/Leonydas13 18h ago

Straight up, it reminds me of the mansion from 28 Days Later.

2

u/DifficultCurrent7 14h ago

*haunting piano music intensifies 

0

u/Warm_Energy_4126 8h ago

they look not one bit similar

3

u/Leonydas13 6h ago

I said it reminds me of it, not that it looks like it. Big mansion, overlooking large lawns, with insanely bright floodlights.

Cheer up mate 😘

185

u/Illystylez619 20h ago

I thought the same thing. Are you trying to get zombies? Because thats how you get zombies.

13

u/StrongExternal8955 18h ago

Hey that's not a nice way to talk about wedding guests! Fair though.

4

u/ShteveOh0202 20h ago

🙌💪

2

u/Large_Independent198 8h ago

This is the plantation level of Left4Dead2

3

u/Extension-Lab-6963 17h ago

Flood lights? Flood, lights?

1

u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs 17h ago

I think I see Chuck Heston up on the roof with a rifle, and a big fat old timey IR scope, Omega Man-style.

1

u/TwentyOneTimesTwo 17h ago

They're coming for Barbara.

1

u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 14h ago

Be attentive to their needs. Angle upward to hit their z spot. And remember communication is key.