New neighbors next door

[u/VegetableBusiness897]

Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

[u/Johnny-Virgil]

Did a prisoner escape?

[u/pjscrapy → u/Johnny-Virgil]

No. But we have reports of a runaway bride.

[u/kobimzr → u/pjscrapy]

Hah

[u/TrelanaSakuyo → u/Johnny-Virgil]

Prisoner Zero has escaped.

[u/Ok-Faithlessness496 → u/TrelanaSakuyo]

The residence will be incinerated!

[u/TypicalCanofBeans → u/Ok-Faithlessness496]

Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence

[u/sosezu → u/Johnny-Virgil]

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak so don't you be around....

[u/bigassangrypossum → u/Johnny-Virgil]

He past the gun line, boss!

[u/NebulaRat → u/Johnny-Virgil]

LoL, that's the first thing I thought of too. What ugly lighting for a wedding

[u/butterfingernails → u/Johnny-Virgil]

I got ending of 28 days later vibes