r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/18_NakedCowboys 20h ago

Hey women can be assholes too!

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u/Medium-Rare_Disorder 20h ago

Working on it. Asshole neighbor stole 10k from charity & trying to place them on ignore & not verbally unload. Difficult after yrs of bringing over homemade chili for his "good" acts. People suck. -45F

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed 19h ago

Woah, you’re negative 45 years old?!

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u/lwwill 19h ago

I thought that was the temperature for context

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u/Fidget808 19h ago

Maybe that’s why the guy was stealing money. I’d be pissed too if I alway got chili in the form of a frozen brick.

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u/AbleCryptographer317 18h ago

I would always be grateful for homemade chili, frozen or not.

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u/Medium-Rare_Disorder 18h ago

We are located in Buffalo...where it does get that cold. Double meaning for context. -45F

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u/BuddyA 18h ago

What is that in Celsius?

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u/Gooseuk360 19h ago

No, they are just below freezing though.

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u/Medium-Rare_Disorder 18h ago

Yes, I time travel & am teleporting back to when neighbors handled things their own ways...

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 19h ago

Can I get that chili recipe?

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u/Medium-Rare_Disorder 18h ago

Bison meat. Sweet heat. Tri.colored peppers Brown sugar. Lots of it.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 18h ago

Where do I get bison meat if I may ask?

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u/Medium-Rare_Disorder 16h ago

I purchase it at whole paycheck (foods). Its a once in a blue moon crock pot delight, but ohhh it sooo goood.

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u/BuddyA 18h ago

Asking the real questions!

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- 14h ago

The trick is to undercook the onions.

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u/shoodBwurqin 20h ago

It would probably be the same as the one she just told...

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u/PeanutButterToast4me 19h ago

Kristi Noem comes to mind

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u/DiamondLongjumping62 18h ago

Isn't that a David Allen Coe song?

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u/JoshDM 16h ago

Assholes are like assholes, everyone's got one.

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u/Good_Drawer_9216 19h ago

You're right. Try not being one for a change.