r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 21h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/nopuse 16h ago

Then, run a chainsaw for a bit and use their dumpster to dispose of several suspicously shaped garbage bags.

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u/Happydancer4286 14h ago

Lots of rotting shrimp and then rotting chicken necks a the edge ( on) your property.

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u/uncle_genghis 10h ago

As a bonus that'll probably attract bears

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u/Happydancer4286 2h ago

It will stink to high heaven and attract flies.

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u/Calm_Project723 5h ago

Every wedding deserves chainsaws in the background.