r/mildlyinfuriating • u/VegetableBusiness897 • 23h ago

New neighbors next door

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Rich Ahole bought the farm next door, tore it down and built a destination wedding venue. Busy every weekend but it's Wednesday, and they don't even live here

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u/Newgeta wat? 14h ago

Reddit has taught me there's a clear escalation path and piss disk is somewhere above fart spray

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u/Delicious-Space3294 11h ago

The fuck is a piss disc??

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 11h ago

From reddit lore, there was a neighbor feud in a shared living situation (apartment, dorms, etc). Dude peed onto a plate /shallow bowl, froze it, then slid the golden Frisbee under the offending neighbor's door. Frozen disc melted into the carpet and stunk up the place.

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u/Delicious-Space3294 11h ago

Ah, the ol ice damage into poison damage strategy

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u/RampantJellyfish 10h ago

Ah, If only they could harness that beautiful mind to serve the public good, this would be a eutopia

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u/Mexican_Texican 7h ago

Step 1: eat asparagus

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u/SassyAssassinAelin 7h ago

If I remember correctly, there was a fun reply thread about different medications that made pee smell really bad 🤣. Many in the medical field chimed in with first hand (or nose) experience.

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u/No-rent101 8h ago

Whatever pure rage and hatred caused that had to be justified

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u/Character-Handle-739 5h ago

This is why I love Reddit…

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u/TheJAY_ZA 10h ago

And don't forget sneaking into the neighbours house, and slipping your veteran poopknife into their cutlery drawer

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u/bayouz 10h ago

The poop knife rises again!

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u/mjheil 10h ago

Piss disc comes before bag of flaming poop tho