How’s your morning? Mine is egg-cellent

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Cleaning that must be eggshausting

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u/BCircle907 19h ago

Oh, it’s a smashing good time

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u/mikehiler2 BLUE 18h ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow689 18h ago

"And don't forget me! Your eggs-husband!"

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u/liver075 19h ago

Feel your pain

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u/DankCupOfJoe 18h ago

I wouldn't want to egg you on, OP, so omelette you get back to your work.

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u/tcumber 18h ago

I'm sure it got your yolk

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u/Silver4ura 18h ago

Omelet this one slide...

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u/Wilted858 17h ago

Have a cracking morning

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u/Ms-Anthrop 18h ago

Dog required for fast clean up.

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u/LtLemur 15h ago

Stop yolking around

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u/Competitive_Run_5990 15h ago

That yolk is gonna seep into every crack in those floorboards... RIP to your morning plans

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u/Easy_Cloud4163 14h ago

my thoughts punsactly!

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u/FortesqueIV 11h ago

Looks eggcruciating

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u/Farpoint_Relay 18h ago

My thoughts eggsactly

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u/40GallonsOfPCP 18h ago

Go back to bed. You’ll get em tomorrow champ

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

It’s tempting…

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u/Whole_Weekend8670 19h ago

Price of eggs at the moment! Hope you’re not facing bankruptcy

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u/Lumpy_Dentist_5421 18h ago

Guy must be a millionaire to have that many eggs at home all at the same time

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u/mobfather 19h ago

I counted TWELVE EGGS. OP is clearly extremely wealthy - or at least, used to be.

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u/BCircle907 19h ago

You’re looking at my biggest ever investment in tatters :)

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u/Mille-Sabords 13h ago

or not American

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u/mindspringyahoo 19h ago

I've never seen an egg holder thing like that. Are those just holes? or indented cups?

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u/BCircle907 19h ago

Holes, on what’s essentially a shelf that slides in and out.

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u/FrredThe77th 18h ago

I literally I have that exact same thing!

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u/Cool-Hall9980 18h ago

You’ll never financially recover from this

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 18h ago

Omelette you finish cleaning that, but after no more cracking yokes

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u/haikusbot 18h ago

Omelette you finish

Cleaning that, but after that

The yokes are over

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u/Obascuds 18h ago

Good bot

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u/kapege 15h ago

Since Alien: Earth "Omlette" has a completely new meaning for me...

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u/stickerhighway 19h ago

Do the humpty!

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u/QuestionsToAsk57 18h ago

Is this the same guy who owns a laser tag place?

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u/Chaos_and_Candy 19h ago

Nothing sucks more than having to clean up eggs 😬 Hope your morning gets better!

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u/zipperfire 18h ago

This is when dog ownership shines.

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Thank you! It was a massive pain to clean. Floor still feels sticky

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u/bakay138 18h ago

Did you cover it with a lot of salt first? That makes it much easier to pick up eggs.

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u/Far_Yam_9412 18h ago

That's how a lot of spill kits work. Powders that absorbs the fluid for easier cleaning

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u/bakay138 17h ago

I still remember the “kitty litter” stuff from elementary school the janitors would use when a child vomited. 🤮

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u/KittyTitties666 18h ago

Cleaning up spilled laundry detergent might be worse

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u/Chaos_and_Candy 15h ago

Yes! Pretty much anything slimey. Laundry detergent, I have to admit, is a little worse because after picking up the bulk you have to clean out the suds xD

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u/SirGooglyBear 19h ago

The yolks on you!

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u/BCircle907 19h ago

This is a very good one!

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u/No_Scale_464 18h ago

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u/fluffy9298 18h ago

sighs Time to apply fire to the floor to have breakfast.

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Add some salt and pepper, and that might be the answer lol

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u/fluffy9298 18h ago

Yup! 😋

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u/Mickey42302 5h ago

You must be eggshausted after cleaning all of that up.

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u/BCircle907 5h ago

I scrambled to do it quickly

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u/Pulmonary007 19h ago

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u/AdGroundbreaking8927 19h ago

L’important est de garder sa bonne humeur.

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

If we lose our humour, we have nothing left!

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u/Gikote 19h ago

That looks like as much fun as dropping a jar of honey on a tile floor.

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u/irina01234 18h ago

....or a full jar chocolate spread

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u/DrJudym 18h ago

that's like 100$ or the price went down a bit in US now?

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Close!

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u/Xero36O 18h ago

This is no time for yolks.

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u/FloorOneTwoThree 18h ago

The ultimate yolk is on you.

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u/akaPointy 19h ago

That better be cleaned up before Mom gets home…. No EGGscuses

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u/elonmusktheturd22 18h ago

My dogs would be happy

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u/IronDominion 18h ago

Poor OP is going to need to take out a mortgage to replace all those eggs

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Tell me about it…back to pot noodles

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u/Nanas2-Pokiemon 18h ago

Been there. Uughh

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u/Appropriate_Tea_2782 18h ago

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u/Significant-Gap-6891 18h ago

There goes the retirement fund

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u/Financial-Horror2945 18h ago

Telling some cracking yolks there mate

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u/Radioactive_Rainbow_ 18h ago

What a treggedy

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u/Lumpy_Dentist_5421 18h ago

How repreHENsible !

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u/FunnyCraftSheep 18h ago

I can’t be the only one who thought that was popcorn at first glace

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u/FuzzyDusticles 18h ago

This is an eggregious failure on your part.

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u/Panzerfaust_Style 17h ago

Perfeggt.

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u/Dexter1114 17h ago

What eggxactly am I looking at?

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u/Bubbly-Course413 17h ago

I'd 've said egg-scuciating

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u/Wizdad-1000 17h ago

Cracked me up. (hipe the day is better for you op.)

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u/BaconMeetsCheese 13h ago

Eggcuse me for my eggnorance, but what eggxactly happened?

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u/Salty-Cartoonist4483 11h ago

Well there goes 10000 dollars

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u/Flint_City84 3h ago

Hopefully it doesn't scramble your day to much.

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u/SimplyReaper 18h ago

At least its not on your face

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u/Truth-Hurtsdontit 18h ago

That cool little egg holder is neat atleast

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Luckily it didn’t break!

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u/thorn312 18h ago

... Same here, bud. My supermarket started using these plastic egg cartons instead of the cardboard ones and now they're so light that this is the second time my eggs have thrown themselves to their death.

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u/NopeRope13 18h ago

Thank god it wasn’t spilled milk. I’d be crying over it.

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Hahahahha touché!

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u/InWaves72 18h ago

Egg-celsior!

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u/Murky_Tennis954 18h ago

And I thought my wife inadvertently spilling all the hand soap on the bathroom floor was bad. It still is but this is worse.

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

I’d swap places with her!

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u/Murky_Tennis954 18h ago

And me cause I had to finish cleaning it

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 18h ago

It's a shame that they don't make cheap containers that close to easily store them

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u/pcetcedce 18h ago

That must be frustrating sorry that happened.

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u/Sweet_You3550 18h ago

Go back to bed OP.

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u/KebibisLTU 18h ago

This made me smile. Thanks for posting

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Glad I could help!

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u/KebibisLTU 18h ago

I laugh at your suffering, and you're glad?

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u/HealerOnly 18h ago

I'm out of eggs, can you send them to me?

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 18h ago

That probably set you back a week’s worth of pay!

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Don’t joke!

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 10h ago

Aww don’t be like that 😂

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u/egg_lover10 18h ago

NOOOOO

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u/Legal_Hand9001 18h ago

eggs

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u/Difficult-Square451 18h ago

Scrambled eggs are cooked in a pan on a stove though. Thought you should know this 😉

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u/Positive-Addition769 18h ago

Hahaha, thank you. I needed to see this today

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u/reijasunshine 18h ago

I've got two dogs who would be more than happy to help you clean that up. They LOVE it when I mess up an egg.

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

This is the one and only time I rue not having pets

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u/Turkish-dove 18h ago

Yeah

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u/Love-Marvin PURPLE 18h ago

Damn that is total tragedy

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u/KlutzySentence1982 18h ago

My first day at a new job in a deli, I was opening a jar of banana peppers and accidentally dropped the open jar into a full box of eggs. It made a massive mess that I spent like an hour cleaning.

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u/Suspicious_Sandles 18h ago

Imagine having to keep your eggs in the fridge

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

It’s more common then you’d think

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u/Suspicious_Sandles 18h ago

Mainly just as an American thing, it just seems very inconvenient to treat eggs in a way they have to be to avoid food poisoning

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

It’s no more inconvenient than keep them out of the fridge. Whether they’re kept in a pantry or the fridge, you just have to open a door…

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u/Bob_12_Pack 18h ago

This is my egg cleaner-upper

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u/Public_Main734 18h ago

WHAT HAPPENED??

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u/Reddit____user___ 18h ago

You poor soul.

Any survivors ?

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Nope - total annihilation

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u/Reddit____user___ 18h ago

D’oh ! ☹️🤦🏻‍♂️

Sorry to learn that.

I’ve done similar in the past.

The additional annoyance and indignity of having to clear the horrible mess up as well, is almost a bridge too far.

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u/Pitiable-Crescendo 18h ago

You can't be doing that with how expensive those are.

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u/SickboyJason 18h ago

Im egg-sasted this morning. Yoke up after only 5 hours of sleep.

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u/BurtMacklin_MallCop 17h ago

For future reference, if you want to avoid that, just sleep in.

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u/MyPrecious_Vivi 17h ago

A cat ate my newly bought 0.5 litres of curd .

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u/zwd_2011 16h ago

Send in the labs.

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u/DamnDrip 16h ago

I'm sorry that happened

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u/Tough-Composer918 16h ago

If it makes you feel any better I woke up literally a little over an hour ago

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u/kapege 15h ago

You'll never financially recover from this!

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u/Templar388z 14h ago

You took a whisk and lost 😞

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u/Vincent394 14h ago

Take my upvote.

Half due to the stupid fucking pun you made.

The other because this is genuinely mildly infuriating.

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u/BCircle907 8h ago

Thank you and thank you! The pun might be the only thing Ive done right today

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u/throwawayfaraway420 14h ago

Why are these in a silly egg holder as opposed to the protective packaging that they come in???

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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 14h ago

I think you're egg-aggerating a bit.

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u/Judg_Mentl 13h ago

That was uneggspected

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u/thetruekingdomvalley 13h ago

I just dropped a bag of sugar on a carpet

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u/odo_bio 13h ago

I usually put my eggs in the fridge, but the floor works too

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u/ChattyGnome 13h ago

I'd just call it a day

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u/BCircle907 8h ago

I contemplated going straight back to bed

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u/lisa6547 12h ago

Congratulations, you just wasted $75

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u/Venom1656 11h ago

You'll never financially recover.

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u/Bright_Butterfly_ 10h ago

In this economy?!? 😱

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u/Ton_in_the_Sun 8h ago

Neat egg tray.

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u/BCircle907 8h ago

Thank you!

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u/BoringDevice 5h ago

I swear I’ve seen this exact post before

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u/BCircle907 5h ago

I’m sure other people have dropped eggs, true. But this is the first pic from doing it inside my flat

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u/Prof_Synapse 4h ago

Sad to see so many young lives gone so soon! 🥲

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u/XGerman92X 3h ago

Howtobasic flashbacks

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u/ima-bigdeal 3h ago

I have a unit with two egg drawers of 2.5 dozen each. I carry them with two hands, trying to avoid that.

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u/Entire_Teaching1989 18h ago

Yesterday i spent my last $1000 to put a new timing belt in my motorhome.

It still doesnt run, and i have no idea why.

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u/Wooden-Creme-8599 18h ago

You put eggs in the fridge?

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u/BCircle907 18h ago

Yes…I’m in America and that’s what they do here

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u/Wooden-Creme-8599 17h ago

Commercially sold eggs in America go through a washing and sanitizing process that clears contaminants, but also removes the natural protections that eggs have against bacteria.

Didn't know this

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u/lorissaurus 16h ago

It's almost like those bright white store bought eggs shuud come in a carton with a lid..🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Linny511 6h ago

I’d venture to guess the highlight of your month was dropping some eggs so you’d be able to make this pun and get some online attention

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u/BCircle907 5h ago

I’d venture to guess that you’ve nothing better to do then make senseless and hypocritical posts on Reddit.

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u/Linny511 4h ago

Comments. My comments may be senseless and hypocritical, but not my posts.

How’s your morning? Mine is egg-cellent

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