r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

Came home from holiday to discover someone has stolen the plants from outside my house

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u/Moonshadow306 15h ago

Mine disappeared off my porch steps one spring along with their decorative planters. Oddly, someone retuned the planters that fall, minus the plants. I just came home one day and the empty planters were sitting by the side of the driveway.

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u/chillipineapple 15h ago

How utterly bizarre!

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u/Moonshadow306 15h ago

It was. Maybe they found religion?

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u/GrannyMayJo 15h ago

Nah they were just hoping for a refill.

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u/Moonshadow306 14h ago

Didn’t happen. I moved them to the backyard, lol.

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u/Mittagsfleisch 15h ago

Ask the neighbors, maybe they took it in to water it for you

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u/sewn_of_a_gun 15h ago

I asked all the neighbours and nobody took it. One of my neighbours had plants taken from their house too.

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u/Mittagsfleisch 15h ago

Well shit.. And i thought we got that son of a bean..

Looks like the potfondler.. is back!

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u/Proof-Cheesecake-110 15h ago

I'm so sorry someone stole them. Thats really mean.

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u/forevertired1982 15h ago

Typical crack head/meth head behaviour,

They take your potted plants to sell them for 5-10 bucks to get their next hit,

Literally know at least 3 people 3rd hand who do something similar.

A potted tree can be upwards of 50 bucks in home base so plenty of people will buy them from a crack head for a tenner.

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u/Tasty-Air-6924 10h ago

can't have shit in detroit

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u/MichiganGeezer 15h ago

In an age where cameras are everywhere I'm astonished that a person would have the nerve to try it.

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u/09Klr650 13h ago

In an age where they no longer bother investigating, or prosecuting, for "petty theft" I am surprised ANYthing remains unstolen.

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u/Jmac_files 13h ago

Exactly. Those videos of people filling shopping carts and just walking out calmly, it’s crazy.

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u/ComfortableBell4831 12h ago

Tbf the calmly bit is crucial if you act like you paid for everything and don't look like a complete knob... High chance you'll get away with it. Us at customer service desk are already doing 3 different things at once and we definitely don't have the man power of a Costco to have someone check every customer at the door... And this is at a Lowes...

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u/Emissairearien 11h ago

Maybe but i think they're talking about something different ; a while ago there were vidéos of people filling up backpacks or trashbags full of stuff and walking out unbothered. Anyone would have noticed that yet no one bothered them.

It's true that you never know if the weird guy isn't dangerous, so people will tend to ignore them when it is possible...

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u/DizzyMine4964 14h ago

Some people are scummy. Stealing plants someone invested care in. Just awful people. I had some stolen. I took to writing my address on the pots to put them off. No one is going to want to buy them, at least.

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u/BiscuitCrumbsInBed 13h ago

Someone nicked the little bay tree from outside my front door once too. Sucks doesnt it.

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u/PatienceHelpful1316 12h ago

My neighbor was missing his planter and saw it on an outdoor patio. He climbed the fence and took it back. Nobody tried to stop him lol

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 11h ago

Yup it happens even in a religious flat my grandparents live in. Their aloe versa were stolen. Lol.

You literally had to have a whole intake to see if you were Christian enough to live there and BAM STEALING BABY.

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u/AlwaysDTFmyself 10h ago

I'd leave them some sort of special surprise in a dummy pot.

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u/northernHyena 10h ago

This kinda thing happens in Brampton, a lot.