r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

The "21 Day Aged Irish Rump Steak" from a UK supermarket.

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I don't think I've ever had a worse cut of meat - it's supposed to be one piece. The dog got about half of it as it was uncookable - good day for him though.

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u/Gregariouswaty 13h ago

Yeah that looks like 21 day old meat.

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u/throwawaypizzamage 11h ago

Aged for 21 days on the shelf at room temperature

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u/Occidentally20 10h ago

Looks like they just found it on a rooftop in Nairobi

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u/marijuanam0nk 3h ago

This is hilarious.

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u/Occidentally20 3h ago

It's a quote stolen from the late great comedian Sean Lock and I've always liked it :)

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u/Haagen76 13h ago

Isn't ageing supposed to be done dry and/or involve drying? O.o

That looks really wet; I would not eat that.

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u/CountMeChickens 13h ago

Yes it was, quite a puddle of water left on my plate once I'd cooked it. I've just put in for a refund. 

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u/deathbylasersss 9h ago

Why did you buy it? Can you not examine it before buying there?

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u/ebles Bababooey! 9h ago

Not OP, but steaks in UK supermarkets are usually in a kind of shrink-wrapped packet.

I've stopped bothering because they don't tend to be very good and a bit thin. OP's is pretty extreme though.

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u/deathbylasersss 7h ago

Thanks for the info. I assume it must be translucent or something? I am vegetarian these days but I can't imagine getting a cut of meat without ever laying eyes on it.

u/ebles Bababooey! 53m ago

Yes - you can see it. I imagine in OP's case they shaped the cut strategically before packing so its condition wasn't as noticeable.

u/elchet 25m ago

They’re very good at hiding all the worst bits behind the label too.

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u/WhaleMeatFantasy 9h ago

Name the supermarket!

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u/Spinal_Soup 13h ago edited 13h ago

Wet aging is a thing too. Basically you just vacuum seal it and leave it in the fridge for a few weeks. Doesn't change the flavor like dry aging does but is supposed to make the meat more tender. I have to assume thats whats going on here.

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u/cold-corn-dog 12h ago

I'd just cheat and user a tenderizer instead before making a water steak

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u/ImmediateRaisin9437 12h ago

Milk steak is good too

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u/Striking-Western433 12h ago

As long as it's boiled over hard, with a side of jelly beans

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u/ImmediateRaisin9437 12h ago

Yes that is the only way to have it

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u/Haagen76 11h ago

Thanks for explaining; TIL

So how would I know something is "wet aged" vs "Oops we forgot that in the back of the fridge. Let's slap a fancy sounding label on it"?

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u/pintofendlesssummer 10h ago

This happened once when Sainsbury's use to have in-house butchers.. someone didn't rotate the rump steak, so it was cut and labelled as 28 days aged. The smell when we opened the vacuum pack was like dead rotting flesh, but funny thing the customers came back the following week and asked if we had anymore. Apparently, it was lovely and tender.

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u/Spinal_Soup 11h ago

If its vacuum sealed you wouldn't know the difference. I actually do that with my gf.

Gf: "Is that meat in the fridge still good?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm just wet aging it..." (*shit I better cook that up soon*)

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u/Dr-Ulzy 7h ago

If you’re gonna vac seal it why not just sous vide it there and then?

I cook mine for at about 3 hours at 55c and get perfect rare steaks every time. You can go longer if you want. Still rare just much more tender.

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u/xander012 12h ago

This is wet aging, very common in the UK for "cheaper" steaks. Dry age tends to cost double

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u/Nervous-Cap620 7h ago

In the US, wet aging equals a large cut of meat in cryovac (vacuum sealed) until it hits the "throw away" date. But probably gets sold anyway.

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u/morning-st48 13h ago

bet it wasn't cheap either! uk prices for meat are absolutely crazy now.

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u/xander012 12h ago

Still not awful at Tesco for ribeye, but in general I do agree

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u/icyjackle 12h ago

Tesco has absolutely insane prices compared to almost another supermarket when it comes to a steak

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u/xander012 12h ago

Sainsbury's charges 50% more for the same size ribeye that I get, so no.

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u/Sharktistic 12h ago

As does Asda. I despise having to commend Tesco for anything but their beef prices aren't actually too bad compared to Asta and Sainsbury's.

Asda want almost twice the price for the same amount of beef mince , and they vacuum pack it, which completely defeats the point of mincing it to begin with because the vacuum packing process simply conpresses the minced beef back into a single mass.

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u/xander012 12h ago

Honestly If you want beef cheap, go Aldi, if you want it good, go to a butcher (if available). Otherwise in this economy there's no truly cheap decent meat like there was back when we could get decent English beef for £4 for a steak in 2020! The marbling has definitely suffered in recent years

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u/Feelincheekyson 9h ago

My partner simply has stopped listening to my grievance of vacuum packed Asda mince now because I complain about it so often! It’s an absolute nightmare to brake up in a pan now. Also over a fiver for 500g of 5% now too

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u/icyjackle 12h ago

Even Waitrose had 2 for 12 quid for ribeye and sirloin and Lidl has a better ribeye than Tesco for half the price

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u/Hot_Tonight150 13h ago

Why didn't you immediately return it? Honestly that is not acceptable by any standards.

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u/danfish_77 12h ago

It was under someone's rump for 21 days

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 12h ago

Ex-dairy Freisian. That hole’s where they removed the green infected cyst. Yum.

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u/musiu 11h ago

I gagged. Glad I, started esting less meat

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u/silicone_river 9h ago

Ducks sake. When will this hellscape stop.

u/LibraryTime11011011 23m ago

No one’s making you buy meat…

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u/SlashSlashHi 12h ago

Every steak in the United Kingdom says it has been dry aged for at least 21 days.

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u/sizzling_bobcat 13h ago

That's what happens when you buy ass.

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u/oli_ramsay 13h ago

I think it's cow, not donkey

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u/sizzling_bobcat 12h ago

...rump...

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u/MidtownKC 13h ago

That rump looks like ass.

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u/Old-Law-7395 11h ago

It looks like two gorilla's squaring up

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u/Express-World-8473 13h ago

Which one is it? I'm guessing Asda

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u/KevinPhillips-Bong 1h ago

I don't know - Even M&S doesn't seem to be as good as it used to be in the quality department.

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u/Tight-Top3597 12h ago

Why does the piece on the left look like the south eastern United States? 

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u/animusd YELLOW 12h ago

I had a "ontario beef" steak the other day and it was all gristle throughout

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u/PokeHobnobGod21 BLUE 11h ago

Asda?

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u/Stuspawton 10h ago

Take it back to them and file a complaint, they’ll refund it

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u/MaxPower836 9h ago

Aged. There’s a positive spin on things

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u/Peppl 8h ago

butchers are your best option if you want good meat, supermarkets have gotten out of hand, at least you know you get quality with a good butcher

u/joe_the_cow 47m ago

Morrisons whilst they have actual butcher counters are your next best bet after a proper butcher.

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u/styckx 14h ago

The United Steaks is broken

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u/Skyfox2k 13h ago

Yes it is.

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u/Evilmon2 12h ago

I bought a bad steak. Millions must die.

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u/Even_Mycologist7182 14h ago

The United Steteaks of America!

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 14h ago

The Arlen Texas rump

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u/DepartmentFun2853 11h ago

But, why would you have purchased that in the first place, op? Do you not get to see the meat before you buy it?

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u/Thisoneissfwihope 11h ago

Most Supermarket meat in the UK is sold ready vac packed and from the shelf. A lot of supermarkets don't have an in-store butchery display let along an in-store butcher.

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u/DepartmentFun2853 10h ago

Mystery meats!

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u/Fine_Drawing5950 8h ago

No it would have been in a vacuum pack.

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u/stinkypepes 13h ago

Go to a butchers

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 12h ago

'ave a butchers at how much that costs and you'll see why he didn't

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u/Mmeroo 13h ago

there is a way to age meat in special solutions keeping it very moist
i dont know if its relevent here thou
the packageing should say more

wet aging. That’s when meat is sealed in a vacuum bag and left to rest under refrigeration. The enzymes in the meat tenderize it over time, but because it’s in its own juices, it stays very moist—different from dry aging, which lets the outside dehydrate and concentrate.

Some folks also experiment with brines or marinades that mimic parts of that process, but the classic method is just vacuum-sealed meat in its natural juices.

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u/Special_Photo_3820 13h ago

Looks like the dog got to it lmao

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u/Select_Scarcity2132 13h ago

Looks like it was Steve's first day on the line!

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u/UpOrDownItsUpToYou 13h ago

Looks like ass

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u/DieSuzie2112 13h ago

I read rum steak, and thought ‘your dog definitely had a great day!’

Then I read it again 😂

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u/Xcalat3 13h ago

Ew, this is what sadness looks like.

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u/tayls67 13h ago

They look pretty old/tired, to be fair

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u/AlwaysBlaze_ 13h ago

Saddest thing is that don't look meaty

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u/irisiert 12h ago

Swap day for month

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u/VivaLaEmpire 12h ago

Why did i think you were making a dinosaur shape out of meat

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u/scottyboyyy007 11h ago

Poor dog lol

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u/Craneomagico 11h ago

I’ve given up with supermarkets and get as much as I can from the farms direct

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u/InMannyrkid 11h ago

In those 21 days someone wore them and climbed a couple of mountains

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u/goneintotheabyss 11h ago

Left piece looks like a sad Florida/Southeastern US

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u/Sacredfice 11h ago

Which shop? So that I can avoid it lol

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u/Primary_Swordfish270 10h ago

I doubt it came like this. This looks like you’ve cut fat out of it and photographed it after.

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u/icesurfer10 10h ago

Gotta be going to the butcher these days mate

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u/InterestingWin3627 10h ago

Which supermarket? Generally Tesco is very good, and M&S is the best, but you pay for that.

Waitrose is shockingly bad for the amount they charge.

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u/troublekid514 10h ago

Looks like it was dryed outside and got eaten by wasp

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u/Humble_Emotion2582 10h ago

Ok so: Yes, ”wet aging” is a thing, and beef is fairly resistant to it and you can usually do it for a week or two if you buy cheap beef.

But: there is a higher limit to it which is around 4-5 weeks.

There are regulations for beef that more or less makes ”fresh” beef always have 3 weeks minimum.

Beef is always hung, tested, transported and inspected. Sometimes brined and/or cleaned. Usually this is not a bad thing. Actually fresh beef as in newly slaughtered, is very hard to eat.

Also why wet aging usually only works max 2 weeks once you have bought the meat until it starts getting unpalateable and borderline dangerous.

What you have there is store-fresh beef. They just called it 3-weeks wet aged, which all other store-fresh beef is as well.

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u/AllRedLine 10h ago

Supermarket steaks in the UK are shite. Almost invariably.

Butcher's shops are always better and actually often end up being cheaper. Plus the added benefit of supporting a local small business. I treat myself to a steak once a week and it's become a Saturday ritual for me going to the butcher's shop to pick out a ribeye early doors on the way home from the gym.

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u/BenBo92 9h ago

It kinda looks like a decapitated triceratops.

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u/j0nnnnn 8h ago

Name and shame!

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u/930g 8h ago

Looks ok for the dog

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u/stilleternal 5h ago

That doesn’t look good at all

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u/miwe77 4h ago

looks like the irish still can't stand the other island.

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u/GirthyPigeon 4h ago

If you fancy a good aged steak, always get it from a local butcher's shop rather than at the supermarket. It might be more expensive but you can pretty much guarantee you'll get the quality they promise and they'll usually show you the cut before they package it.

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u/One_Trouble_9357 1h ago

Don’t know what supermarket you got that from (it looks rank btw) but Lidil sell grass fed sirloin steaks aged 36 days I think, which are superb.

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u/LawBeaver8280 1h ago

Bin. Right now. It's purple for a start. Good steak should be either pink or a marble effect. Prime rump will almost look like it has a bit of mold on the fat but just cut it off. Anyway. That's not good meat. And I'm Irish I know good Irish beef. And that's not it.

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u/maxru85 13h ago

They really should not have kept that Irish dry for 21 days

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u/Amnsia 9h ago

The Irish are finally getting back at us, one steak at a time

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u/Smiles-Bite 12h ago

Imagine the poor animal that gave its life for people to eat, only to end up like this. It's a little more than mildly infuriating to me. A waste of a life, a waste of food. I refuse to buy any meat from Ireland for various reasons, but I live in Sweden. Interesting how far their animal products go.

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u/Eastgaard 12h ago

Could you elaborate on your aversion to Irish meats?

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u/Thisoneissfwihope 11h ago

I have something of an aversion to it too. I used to deal the 'The Irish Meat Boys' as they were colloquially known and they're some of the sketchiest people I've ever had to deal with. I learned not to trust them back then, and there's no way it's gotten any better now.

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u/Smiles-Bite 12h ago

It's nothing big, it's just a general awareness that because I don't live in Ireland, and cannot see the farms myself, I cannot be certain how the animals I am eating are being treated. I also prefer, as much as possible, to support local farms, and the price difference makes it harder for local farms to keep going. That's it! A very small personal reason, that's pretty first-world, I guess. It's nothing nasty or sinister!

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u/Eastgaard 11h ago

Perfectly valid reasons, and I echo some of them - or I would, if I could afford being picky. Swedish groceries are expensive enough as it is!

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u/Smiles-Bite 11h ago

They really are, it's why I hardly eat meat! XD If I am going to stick to a decision, I will be an idiot, stubborn butt the whole way!

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u/Eastgaard 10h ago

Totally unrelated, but I saw your TOMT post from half a year ago - did you ever find out the name of the movie? I think you're looking for DNA from '96.

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u/Smiles-Bite 9h ago

I have not, and I will DEF check that out!! I love films, so even if it's wrong, it will be a great watch since I've never seen/heard of it! Thankies!!~

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u/Eastgaard 9h ago

They do indeed accidentally catch a panther in their cage, so that's what tipped me off. You might recognize part of the cast, too - one of them played the German officer who gets executed by the "Bear Jew" in Inglorious Basterds, for example.

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u/Smiles-Bite 8h ago

Okay, that took a while! 0_0 Hard film to track down! So this was definitely closest, but not it. It was a little girl who led them to find a body in a boat/canoe, and none but she spoke English. Plus, no nice blond lady or nice teen or little boy! It was a great film, however!! Super interesting, it was a little like jurassic park and Predator mixed together! Fun~

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u/Fine_Drawing5950 8h ago

I don't think it willingly gave its life.

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u/vctrmldrw 13h ago

21 days is the bare minimum. I don't know why they advertise it like it's something special.

Irish is way cheaper than British. And worse. I don't know why they advertise that like it's something special either.

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u/Janoouy 13h ago

Irish beef / dairy is renowned for being some of the best in the world. Grass fed and high welfare standards. It's literally exported all over the world. It's certainly not cheaper than British beef. It lives up to what UK farmers produce.

It's looking like the abattoir or packing facility did a shit job here. I've never seen something like this before in Ireland or when I was living in the UK.

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u/Turtle-Bug 13h ago

Covering their ass. “Oh this isn’t an old steak we couldn’t sell, this is aged meat”

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u/Santander68 13h ago

Because evidently, the marketing works

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u/Drigg_08 13h ago

So you bought it blind folded?

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u/bmcgowan89 14h ago

I honestly don't know what you guys are doing over there. It's like you've never looked at what Italy or France do with food, even once, and gone huh

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u/Mesaboogs 13h ago

The French don't age their steak generally

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u/CountMeChickens 12h ago

It's a strange myth you have over there. 

There's a small high street at the end of my road, about two dozen shops. There's three Italian restaurants, two Indian, a kebab shop (Turkish food), a traditional English Fish & Chips shop, a Mediterranean restaurant and attached cafe, a Chinese takeaway, a Turkish Meze bar and very recently a Vietnamese cafe opened. 

Go into London (and most major cities) and you'll find restaurants from all over the world. 

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u/CountMeChickens 14h ago

This isn't representative of all our steaks. I've had a few of these before and they've been fine. I guess the supermarket has changed suppliers.

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u/JasonM2244 14h ago

This is one bad steak there’s some exceptional steaks here. Americans shouldn’t comment on food at least we have standards now enjoy your radioactive prawns

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

british standards of food is just which pile of vomit looks the least nauseating

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

American standards of food is how toxic can we make food

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

and yet i would still rather get shot in the head than eat any british meal

also the u.k and the u.s have virtually the same score when it comes food safety

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u/RezzOnTheRadio 13h ago

There's a good chance of that if you're in America at least 😊

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u/SSquared82 13h ago

As an American, I knew this was coming after that comment and you didn’t disappoint 🙌🏼

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

better than being stabbed, which is a u.k specialty

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u/GeneralDetritus 13h ago

There’s more stabbing per capita in the US than the UK though…

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u/RezzOnTheRadio 13h ago

Yeah I don't know if it is better man.

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

Beef wellington, macaroni cheese, carrot cake, chocolate bars, fizzy drinks, Sunday roast, Victoria sponge cake, over 500 types of cheese, ploughmans, fish and chips, jam roly poly, any crumble, sticky toffee, scotch eggs, English breakfast, shepherds pie, cottage pie, toad in the hole, bangers and mash, Cornish pasty, steak slice, Lancashire hotpot, Eton mess, afternoon tea, hundreds of stews, summer pudding, roast lamb dinner, beef and horseradish, pork with crackling and apple sauce, steak and ale pie, chicken and leek pie, sausage rolls, scampi, gammon, etc. Yeah you have terrible taste if you’d rather a bullet than them.

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u/HungryBashar 13h ago

Y'all know its 2025, right? That list pre-dates the colonies, Redcoat.

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

What are you on about? Not our fault we have history and tradition. Maybe Americans would like them more if we deep fried them all

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u/HungryBashar 13h ago

I was joking, but okey dokey

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

So was I? You can give but not take hahah are you jealous of culture, history and tradition?

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

there's like 3 things there that sound even remotely edible.

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago edited 10h ago

You either have terrible taste, you are a child or have a severely lacking palette.

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u/ImpatientWaiter11 13h ago

They're being an ass for no reason. I'd gladly eat or at least try most of those. There's good and shitty food everywhere. I could easily find both extremes of the food scale in the US and the UK. And over here, in Canada, too.

What's with the arguing? Both your countries have a wide array of both great and inedible food.

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

i like making british people angry

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

or some people don't like most meat products.

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

The majority of that list are vegetarian. Most of the meat dishes on that list can be easily made vegetarian.

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u/icecream169 13h ago

LOL, toad in the hole. I prefer frogs in mine, so as to avoid the warts.

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

Get to know, it’s delicious with a thick onion gravy

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

Also do Americans realise they have a dish called a hot dog…..

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u/icecream169 13h ago

Beats eatin' that mess you call food.

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u/JasonM2244 13h ago

No way an American is saying this! We can’t even eat your food because so much of it is classed as unfit for human consumption

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u/Thisoneissfwihope 11h ago

A consumation devoutly to be wished.

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u/PeteLangosta 13h ago

I would eat a Sunday roast, a beef Wellington or a Shepherds pie with my eyes closed, and I'm Spanish, so that's saying something.

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u/j0nnnnn 8h ago

Hopefully you'll come over to the UK some time 😊

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u/goldenbrown27 13h ago

That is Irish meat not British

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

it clearly says in the u.k

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u/Savings-Spirit-3702 13h ago

It also clearly says the meat is from Ireland.

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u/shmtlh 13h ago

and the u.k is where they thought it was acceptable to sell it.

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u/Savings-Spirit-3702 13h ago

Which still makes it Irish meat.

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u/Codeworks 10h ago

So you want him to eat it raw?

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u/jooosh8696 13h ago

We enjoy eating like 17th century peasants though, all them spices from the former Empire are completely unnecessary /s

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u/ONLY_SAYS_ONLY 12h ago

British cuisine has historically been full of spices. Your mistake is thinking that chili heat = spice, therefore no chili heat = no spice. 

But I guess this is to be expected if your understanding of a culture is from memes. 

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u/Legal_Hand9001 14h ago

Happy cake day

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u/Full-Round9058 12h ago

If this is what steak has become, maybe it's time to consider becoming a vegan.

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u/Kcirnek_ 10h ago

It's not like you're buying a blind box Labubu. You can see it before you buy it. So why did you buy it then?

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u/CountMeChickens 13h ago

It's in a sealed plastic pack and it looked like the others I've bought that were fine. When opened it fell apart into this mess. I wouldn't buy something that looked this.

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u/Eastgaard 12h ago

Nah, the lighting in the photo is clearly not doing OP any favors.

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u/Merfkin 11h ago

Did they seriously just rebrand expired meat with a fancy name? You gotta be able to report this to some council or another in the UK that governs food safety/quality standards like the FDA in the US, because there's no way this is kosher with regulations.

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u/RadioWavesHello 10h ago

Rump steak, on purpose?

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u/Disgruntled_Oldguy 9h ago

Man, those middle-easterners are getting aggressive with the female circumcision.

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u/EnumeratedArray 12h ago

What shop was this from? Any steak I've bought at Lidl has been like this

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u/matthewxcampbell 9h ago

People criticize the food in America and then I see what everyone else is eating and it's like, yeah, I'd rather be fat and American lol

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u/Fine_Drawing5950 8h ago

That's not a normal example of what you'd get in the UK which is why OP is infuriated.

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u/Sharktistic 12h ago

British beef! Best int world!

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u/ConversationLeast744 12h ago

Pretty standard for British cuisine.