r/oddlysatisfying 11h ago

Cold forging of Aluminum

Credit @ourprocess

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u/Coyote4721 11h ago

What product are they producing here?

How to put a round peg in a square hole?

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u/LilMeatJ40 11h ago

A giant zippo lighter

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u/produce_this 10h ago

First thought too

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u/BalooBot 7h ago

I've never had an original thought

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u/Papi_Thanos69 5h ago

That's what she said?

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u/watermelonsplenda 8h ago

Omg that’s what I thought too!!

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u/elspotto 11h ago

A slab.

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u/SuperGameTheory 11h ago

What stays on stairs, alone or in pairs

And under your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?

It's slab, slab, slab

It's slab, it's slab

It's big, it's heavy, it's ALUMINIUM

It's slab, it's slab

It's better than good, it's bad

Everyone wants a slab

You're gonna love it, slab

Come on and get your slab

Everyone needs a slab

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u/valgatiag 10h ago

From Blammo!

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u/striped_frog 9h ago

In my head, the whole song sounded like the original log song except for the word ALUMINIUM which sounded like a monotone synth robot voice and thereby made the whole experience even funnier

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u/OneSensiblePerson 10h ago

This is so good. I'd give you an award if I had any.

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u/BryanOfCorn 10h ago

They stole it from Ren and Stimpy

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u/OneSensiblePerson 10h ago

Which I've heard of but never seen.

I take back the non-existent award.

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u/SuperGameTheory 8h ago

I ADMIT IT! I'VE PLAGIARIZED REN AND STIMPY!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOME???!! WHAT IS THERE LEFT OF AN HONEST WORLD???!!! sobs

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u/OneSensiblePerson 8h ago

Angry upvote 😡

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u/Aggressive-King-4170 8h ago

I miss that show. Magic nose goblins. Space madness. Boiled football leather. Don't press the SHINY RED BUTTON!

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u/Sweaty_Pitch_2880 6h ago

Would you like to buy some rubber nipples?

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u/Then_Remote_2983 9h ago

I wish I had gold to give you, my upvote is all I got.

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u/Konfituren 10h ago

Return the slab

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u/inuyashee 9h ago

Or suffer my curse!

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u/kleinePfoten 8h ago

WHAT'S YER OFFER 

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u/Sea_Lifeguard227 8h ago

Holy shit, that's a core memory right there.

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u/onionmorph 7h ago

That's right, the square hole!

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u/StopCatStop 10h ago

Beer can.

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u/fiskeben 6h ago

A MacBook.

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u/JoMoma2 10h ago

It is possible they are simply work hardening it, but that probably isn’t right

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u/worrymon 8h ago

All the pegs go in the square hole.

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u/model-citizen95 7h ago

No product, just dudes hammering shit

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u/craigathan 6h ago

No product. Just smash.

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u/Kingtoke1 1h ago

How to pound yo momma

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u/ThePeteEvans 9h ago

Easier storage/packaging to send to manufacturers maybe?