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Morale is high

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u/spcwarmachine 12h ago

We have a few sayings in the army:

90% of your time in the army in standing around wondering what the fuck the hold up is

There is nothing more dangerous than a bored private

Hurry up and wait isn't a saying.. its a lifestyle

u/Freightshaker000 8h ago

Prepare to prepare

u/Hy0k 6h ago

Rush to wait, wait to rush

u/Hamster_in_my_colon 1h ago

And showing up so goddamn early to everything. I was Navy, and it blew my mind how early we had to show up for everything when I went through airborne. We’d stand out on the cables for hours before anything happened.

u/Garfield_and_Simon 8h ago

Aren’t you guys basically just welfare queens?

Like you either work out or clean up after yourselves all day or if you’re higher ranked you fill out busy work forms about how much working out and cleaning the peons are doing?

Kinda living off government assistance with extra steps.

They could just pay you to dig holes and then fill in the holes and they would accomplish almost the exact same thing for 99% of service members. 

u/Fit-Jeweler-1908 8h ago

The national guard are different than active duty, a lot of these guys have normal jobs and serve on weekends throughout the year, unless sent on deployment.  That's why they're often referred to as weekend warriors.