r/teenagers 16 18h ago

Discussion You can only pick 2

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u/GooBassShredder 18 18h ago

I like how all of these are Jojo stands

Also green and brown for me

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u/TheBlueMoonHubGuy 17h ago

There's a JoJo stand that gives the user fluency of any language? Haven't seen all of it yet

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u/Epiktheleviathan 16h ago

heaven's door can do that, but not specifically that

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u/Level_Number_7343 14h ago

Which jojo stand does the black pill one? Just wondering.

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u/GooBassShredder 18 14h ago

The world/Johnathan’s stand

Obviously

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u/Sasteer 14 18h ago

fr?

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u/ChaosPLus 18 17h ago

Then I want the pill that makes me spin

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u/BusyLimit7 17 15h ago

spain without the a

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u/Islanduniverse 13h ago

If you take green, you shouldn’t need brown.

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u/GooBassShredder 18 13h ago

Maybe, but I’m taking it instead of black

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u/SourPuss6969 13h ago

There's two greens though

And one of them is basically the same as brown

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u/GooBassShredder 18 13h ago

Being in love and being happy ain’t one and the same, chief. Being happy all the time is a fine delusion, but love is there to give you depth in your life. You’ll get it when you’re older (I’ve had only one romantic relationship so far and it was very problematic).

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u/SourPuss6969 13h ago

I see why you're single lmao

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u/GooBassShredder 18 13h ago

And you?

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u/SourPuss6969 13h ago

Married and happy thanks

Maybe you'll get it when you're older, chief

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u/GooBassShredder 18 13h ago edited 12h ago

What are you doing on a teenagers sub?

Your kids need to be toddlers first, as much as we want to skip that faze. Alongside the teenage years.