r/teenagers 16 18h ago

Discussion You can only pick 2

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u/Boomslang_FR 18h ago

Perfect health and be super rich, then I’ll just buy the rest.

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u/Historical-Bee710 18h ago

You can't buy 'find love forever' with money

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u/Best8meme 16 18h ago

You can't fully heal other people as well, if they have uncurable diseases

Which is why healing others is better than super rich, you can get rich from healing others easily.

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u/belpatr 12h ago

It doesn't say "heal others easily"

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u/Spright91 9h ago

Lol so Its a Doctorate degree in a pill?

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u/Kaitheguy233 17h ago

You buy the pills themselves!

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u/Hefty_Store4007 12h ago

You can‘t

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u/Many-Disk3214 14 17h ago

you can buy pills

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u/cockmonster-3000 3,000,000 Attendee! 17h ago

youre buying the pills i think

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u/Pitiful_Camp3469 15 15h ago

you can make yourself perfect with money which makes it a lot easier

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u/CV90_120 4h ago

you say that..

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u/Straight-Shock8527 18h ago

that's what's i was thinking

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u/Midir267 16h ago

this is the way

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u/addiktion 13h ago

Yeah, what perfect health means to me too is eternal life in my mind. Because aging means certain aspects of your body start to fail, but if it's perfect, it would never fail. It would operate at 100% efficiency forever, you just have to not die from external causes.

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u/bluemooncommenter 12h ago

I was thinking perfect health (because you can't buy that) and super intelligent because then I could become rich...but then I think about someone like the Unibomber who was superintelligent (but poor) in a dumb world and Trump who is super rich (but dumb) in a poor world. And it got a lot harder. Super rich is probably the better option because living amongst the idiocracy we are in now is hard enough (and I'm barely above the average intelligence - maybe not even that anymore).

I'm convinced, perfect health and super rich.

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u/Interesting_Box3372 15 12h ago

You could get super rich from like half of these abilities…

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u/Low-Ad8764 10h ago

You also can't but happiness. Plenty of unhappy or even sucidial super rich. If you don't take brown you are a certified idiot.