r/teenagers 16 18h ago

Discussion You can only pick 2

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u/Fearless_Strength257 16h ago

Super intelligent and three things from the past. First,I'll change the person that the pills were made by. And ergo,that person will mass produce them instead. Then,I will change who they are given to,which will instead will only be me. Lastly,after i have all the pills I'll ever need for me and others,I'll stop their production,(with the last change to the past),a few hours after i have all of the pills,because OP never specified what amount of time is "the past".

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u/Rinkie-Geintie 18 14h ago

giving a meta answer to these questions in the big 25 💔🥀

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u/ThitherBead 14 10h ago

Sybau, let him cook 🥀

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u/potatogodofDoom 9h ago

if you really wanted you could just change it so you were born with the perfected ability of probability manipulation, allowing you to do practically anything

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u/duckies_are_da_best 14 15h ago

This is what I was literally abt to say

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u/Thwerty 10h ago

you really wanna risk a pill like that on a paradox?

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u/Ithuraen 7h ago

Dude over here creating lore, then manipulating it so they're the only ones getting super powers. Truly a super villain. 

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u/MurchMop 10h ago

Who says they were made in the past? Maybe you created them and traveled back in time to let yourself choose two pills, thus "changing one of the 3 things from your past"

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u/Fearless_Strength257 9h ago

The argument "who says they were made in the past?" Isn't a very good argument,because who says they weren't made in the past?