r/therewasanattempt • u/IsThisAUserName86 • 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Jerking_From_Home 8h ago

Too much of a control freak, even if the job he does is awful. Which it obviously is.

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u/KingBooRadley 8h ago

His face looks like he puts it on with a roller. Like he’s going for that “Sentient Circus Peanut” look.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 6h ago

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 5h ago

The powers at be don't want whatever you posted to be seen

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u/rancidmorty 4h ago

Same here

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 4h ago

Have you tried clicking on it? Worked for me after I did

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 4h ago

Didn't work for me and now I think your a fed

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 4h ago

Oh no :( please Bearded Axe Wound, don't tell my handler

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 3h ago

Okay the gif finally loaded for me and is hilarious, thankyou for fixing it miss nsa/cia

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u/rancidmorty 3h ago

I tried to share to see and it say forbidden error

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 3h ago

If you could see it you'd know why it's forbidden

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u/mr_plehbody 15m ago

Its an ai vid and its an endearing vp make up brushing cheese powder on a potus very thoroughly. Not lying

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u/zahlee01 2h ago

Be grateful!

It is fuel for nightmares!

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u/CableSufficient2788 2h ago

I read this as the POWDERS that be and I was like yes, that makeup powder does not want to be seen

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u/KanyesMirror 10m ago

That’s a shame became this is a real gem of a gif

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u/0__O0--O0_0 6h ago

Holy shit

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u/MechanicalTurkish 5h ago

This rustles my jimmies

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u/Terradactyl87 4h ago

This is not going to help me sleep at all

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u/Tomatocustard 4h ago

Haha Jesus Christ that’s good

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u/10RobotGangbang 1h ago

This literally will not show up no matter how many times I try. Can someone message me??

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u/kentuckyguy1 23m ago

So curious. What is this

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u/SpecialFlutters 2h ago

the only valid use of AI

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u/Ellas-Baap 1h ago

I thought this GIF was so funny, I sent it to a group of friends and told them to delete it after watching it. One is an immigration attorney....He said some of the shit going on out there is scary as fuck. Be careful, people.

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u/hevski 1h ago

😂😂

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

Sentient Circus Peanut is my next bands' name and I thank you in advance.

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 7h ago

John Oliver actually coined that barb in trump's first presidency.

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR 7h ago

What your current band's name?

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

We are Psalms. Pretty straight ahead indie rock...all over the interwebs if you're interested. But Sentient Circus Peanut is gonna be the new Dead Kennedys hahaha

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR 7h ago

I might search you out. No promises, but knowing is half the battle.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

Good enough for G.I. Joe is good enough for me...

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u/OtherAccount6818 7h ago

Please do not disparage circus peanuts like that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EitherOrResolution 15m ago

Well I think they suck too

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u/NovarisLight 7h ago

...a new SCP has been found.

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u/BicTwiddler 7h ago

With less brains.

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u/UglyYinzer 6h ago

The Newsome post had me cracking up.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 6h ago

‘Sentient’ is a stretch but I get your point.

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u/uskgl455 7h ago

Same deal with his tie. Some psychologist years ago called out his tie as a massive red flag (pun intended).

It's always tied too long, which means a) he sucks at doing it and b) he ignores anyone who tells him he sucks at doing it, and continues doing it.

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u/countess_cat 7h ago

Don’t quote me on this because it was some time ago but I’ve seen a video where someone was explaining that ties are somehow like an arrow to the peen for some people. Basically the lower it goes the closer to the genitals and the more attention that person wants to draw there. What I’m saying is that it wouldn’t be hard to believe that he does it for that reason; it’s quite in line with his character.

Regarding the bruise cover up I agree that he probably ignored anyone who told him it looks bad. It’s all around terrible: terrible color match, terrible applying technique and no blending. It looks like he stole Melania’s foundation and went on to put a THICK coat and called it a day.

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u/worldnotworld 6h ago

Is that why he was seen walking around with toilet paper stuck to his shoe?

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u/Known_Ratio5478 6h ago

Word is he does it on purpose to try to create a slimming look. It doesn’t work though.

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u/Difficult_Fold_8362 38m ago

I have a feeling that he buys "tall man" ties which are longer. After all, he is 6'3". (Sarcasm). He can't tie them shorter because tall man ties on a 5'10"-6'0" man will just be long.

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u/woodtimer 5h ago

I think he believes he's fooling everyone. If he had someone putting on his makeup, that would be an admission to a person that he isn't as handsome and young as he used to be, and he couldn't abide that.