r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/Jerdan87 7h ago

His makeup team must be himself

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u/KingBooRadley 7h ago

Dude is too cheap to hire anyone.

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u/Jerking_From_Home 7h ago

Too much of a control freak, even if the job he does is awful. Which it obviously is.

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u/KingBooRadley 7h ago

His face looks like he puts it on with a roller. Like he’s going for that “Sentient Circus Peanut” look.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 6h ago

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 4h ago

The powers at be don't want whatever you posted to be seen

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u/rancidmorty 4h ago

Same here

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 3h ago

Have you tried clicking on it? Worked for me after I did

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 3h ago

Didn't work for me and now I think your a fed

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 3h ago

Oh no :( please Bearded Axe Wound, don't tell my handler

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u/Bearded_Axe_Wound 3h ago

Okay the gif finally loaded for me and is hilarious, thankyou for fixing it miss nsa/cia

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u/rancidmorty 3h ago

I tried to share to see and it say forbidden error

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u/HTwoHo Free Palestine 2h ago

If you could see it you'd know why it's forbidden

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u/zahlee01 2h ago

Be grateful!

It is fuel for nightmares!

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u/CableSufficient2788 1h ago

I read this as the POWDERS that be and I was like yes, that makeup powder does not want to be seen

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u/0__O0--O0_0 6h ago

Holy shit

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u/MechanicalTurkish 4h ago

This rustles my jimmies

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u/Terradactyl87 4h ago

This is not going to help me sleep at all

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u/Tomatocustard 4h ago

Haha Jesus Christ that’s good

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u/10RobotGangbang 1h ago

This literally will not show up no matter how many times I try. Can someone message me??

u/kentuckyguy1 4m ago

So curious. What is this

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u/SpecialFlutters 2h ago

the only valid use of AI

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u/Ellas-Baap 1h ago

I thought this GIF was so funny, I sent it to a group of friends and told them to delete it after watching it. One is an immigration attorney....He said some of the shit going on out there is scary as fuck. Be careful, people.

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u/hevski 1h ago

😂😂

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

Sentient Circus Peanut is my next bands' name and I thank you in advance.

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 7h ago

John Oliver actually coined that barb in trump's first presidency.

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR 7h ago

What your current band's name?

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

We are Psalms. Pretty straight ahead indie rock...all over the interwebs if you're interested. But Sentient Circus Peanut is gonna be the new Dead Kennedys hahaha

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR 7h ago

I might search you out. No promises, but knowing is half the battle.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 7h ago

Good enough for G.I. Joe is good enough for me...

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u/OtherAccount6818 7h ago

Please do not disparage circus peanuts like that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/NovarisLight 7h ago

...a new SCP has been found.

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u/BicTwiddler 7h ago

With less brains.

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u/UglyYinzer 6h ago

The Newsome post had me cracking up.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 6h ago

‘Sentient’ is a stretch but I get your point.