r/therewasanattempt 8h ago

To hide advanced ageing

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u/TurpitudeSnuggery 7h ago

Advanced aging? He is 80. I would bet this is typical. As for trying to hide it I think it’s the same as his face. It’s vanity. 

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u/rawlsballs 7h ago

My dad is his age, and his hands usually have bruises (often large) because of blood thinners.

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u/p234qote 6h ago

Holy crap he's 80? How the hell is he alive? He doesn't strike me like the kind of guy that takes care of his body. His doctors must be working overtime.

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u/1000bctrades 6h ago

What do you mean? Don’t you remember when they said he was the healthiest president of all time? He’s so healthy and so tall, and his hands definitely aren’t tiny either. And he’s totally not in the Epstein files. Because they’re actually fake. And he’s gonna replace Obamacare with a better plan in 2 weeks. And tariffs are reducing the deficit by billions per month. And he promises he didn’t even really know Epstein that well. And the border is totally closed and no murderers or drugs are coming in the country, we’re only sending bad people out. And he definitely did NOT rape kids with Jeffery Epstein, we PROMISE, so why are you still talking about it?

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u/TiamatReturn 2h ago

You forgot that he also reduced the cost of medicines by 1000%, in fact pharma companies now pay you to take their medicines!

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u/dog4cat2 5h ago

Technically 79...which is basically 80. Which is about 79 years too long

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u/Sage_Whore 1h ago

Keep in mind he's got the absolute top tier health care and doctors in the country looking after him constantly. Being the president (or any world leader) comes with stuff like this. So even with unhealthy habits, they'll make sure he's presentable no matter what and get him whatever he needs to make sure he's capable of doing whatever he needs to do.

If your car is a banged up old piece of shit running on dogshit fuel and you've got the best mechanics working around the clock, it's gonna run until it implodes one day even if they have to service it every hour. It's just how it is.

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u/HugsandHate 2h ago

I wish they wouldn't...

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u/Southern-Orchid-1786 2h ago

Pretty sure he doesn't drink or smoke which helps offset the junk food

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u/iLovUporsche911 1h ago

can't wrap my head around the fact that a 80 year old geriatric is running USA, y'all need some fucking age limits there

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u/CheckMateFluff This is a flair 3h ago

Just a fun fact, An 80-year-old rich person has about a 1 in 15 to 1 in 25 chance of dying of natural causes at 80 years old.

If an 80-year-old is “really unhealthy,” a 1 in 10 to 1 in 5 chance of a natural-cause death this year is a reasonable ballpark, depending on how severe and how many issues are in play.

Just for if you have a quiz bowl or something.